The FT's deadpan dark commentary hasn't been beaten yet
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The FT's deadpan dark commentary hasn't been beaten yet
Impressively deadpan delivery of this whopper.
Vance: “The reason that we’re making this change is because Kristi Noem has a great opportunity to serve in this new Shield of the Americas position.”
March 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Impressively deadpan delivery of this whopper.
the deadpan presentation by the newscaster
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the deadpan presentation by the newscaster
目が覚めちゃった
再度、睡眠を試みます
再度、睡眠を試みます
Grimacing Deadpan Emoji
ALT: Grimacing Deadpan Emoji
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September 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
目が覚めちゃった
再度、睡眠を試みます
再度、睡眠を試みます
His deadpan delivery is genuinely good comedy
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
His deadpan delivery is genuinely good comedy
can we talk about what a deadpan clean cut "without your wife" is
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
can we talk about what a deadpan clean cut "without your wife" is
We skeet out of love, he said, utterly deadpan
October 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
We skeet out of love, he said, utterly deadpan
surprising wife with zoomer broccoli cut, deadpan answering no questions
April 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
surprising wife with zoomer broccoli cut, deadpan answering no questions
he has my deadpan face yayyy
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
he has my deadpan face yayyy
Deadpan maid Byleth 🫣
November 29, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Deadpan maid Byleth 🫣
Lindel: Goth, Deadpan and, Cold. 🖤✨
June 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Lindel: Goth, Deadpan and, Cold. 🖤✨
me: i think i hurt my achilles
brian, deadpan: oh my god just like that guy
me: who
brian: the guy they named it after
brian, deadpan: oh my god just like that guy
me: who
brian: the guy they named it after
September 27, 2026 at 4:19 AM
me: i think i hurt my achilles
brian, deadpan: oh my god just like that guy
me: who
brian: the guy they named it after
brian, deadpan: oh my god just like that guy
me: who
brian: the guy they named it after
Doctor: Your blood pressure’s a bit high. Anything going on in your world causing you more stress?
Me: (looks deadpan into camera)
Me: (looks deadpan into camera)
June 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Doctor: Your blood pressure’s a bit high. Anything going on in your world causing you more stress?
Me: (looks deadpan into camera)
Me: (looks deadpan into camera)
A new OC sona appears?! Introducing... Dreadsona 💀
Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜
No panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more are available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/bluethebone/...
Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜
No panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more are available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/bluethebone/...
July 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
A new OC sona appears?! Introducing... Dreadsona 💀
Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜
No panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more are available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/bluethebone/...
Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜
No panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more are available here ⬇️
www.patreon.com/bluethebone/...
nathan fielder deadpan just saying “but your family is rich?”
September 23, 2026 at 6:28 PM
nathan fielder deadpan just saying “but your family is rich?”
Boise State Public Radio with the impeccable deadpan www.boisestatepublicradio.org/politics-gov...
October 4, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Boise State Public Radio with the impeccable deadpan www.boisestatepublicradio.org/politics-gov...
Nobody could deadpan a line like Jean Stapelton.
December 7, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Nobody could deadpan a line like Jean Stapelton.
THE DEADPAN DELIVERY
July 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
THE DEADPAN DELIVERY
Halmarut would say “awesomesauce” completely deadpan
May 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Halmarut would say “awesomesauce” completely deadpan
Hahaa, nice deadpan people there
This is surreal.
American govt officials have been knocking on peoples doors in Nuuk, Greenland during recent days to see if locals would like to be visited by the vice president's wife.
Everywhere the answer was the same: "No, thank you"
nyheder.tv2.dk/live/2025-01...
American govt officials have been knocking on peoples doors in Nuuk, Greenland during recent days to see if locals would like to be visited by the vice president's wife.
Everywhere the answer was the same: "No, thank you"
nyheder.tv2.dk/live/2025-01...
Amerikanere stemte dørklokker i Nuuk før aflyst besøg, siger Steinmetz
Repræsentanter for den amerikanske regering har i de seneste dage stemt dørklokker i Grønlands hovedstad, Nuuk, forud for det nu aflyste besøg fra USA's andend...
nyheder.tv2.dk
March 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hahaa, nice deadpan people there
US soldiers, inexorably shipping out to the Persian Gulf to die in the AIPAC vs Iran War while invading Kharg Island, have been greeting each other with extra crisp salutes and a deadpan, "FOR EPSTEIN!"🫡 🙃
March 15, 2026 at 6:47 AM
US soldiers, inexorably shipping out to the Persian Gulf to die in the AIPAC vs Iran War while invading Kharg Island, have been greeting each other with extra crisp salutes and a deadpan, "FOR EPSTEIN!"🫡 🙃
