I’ll gladly pay for my ticket in $cumrocket
September 15, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I’ll gladly pay for my ticket in $cumrocket
July 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My Persian friend asked if I could send him 20 Cumrocket stablecoin tokens. This problem has been fixed
The Iran war is jeopardizing the remittances that are increasingly important for developing countries. Read more: bloom.bg/4uUvWaC
📷: Bloomberg
📷: Bloomberg
June 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
My Persian friend asked if I could send him 20 Cumrocket stablecoin tokens. This problem has been fixed
Teenage me would be really disappointed if I knew that future evil villain heists were less “handsome charismatic Europeans take Nakatomi Plaza” and more “Anti-social tech Nazis team up with Tom Brady and CNBC to convince teenage boys to put their life savings in fake money called CumRocket.”
May 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Teenage me would be really disappointed if I knew that future evil villain heists were less “handsome charismatic Europeans take Nakatomi Plaza” and more “Anti-social tech Nazis team up with Tom Brady and CNBC to convince teenage boys to put their life savings in fake money called CumRocket.”
"I wish there was a butt plug coin, but since there isn't, CumRocket."
"I'm pretty sure if you say that enough on this podcast, it'll be created."
Ben McKenzie and Tim Miller talk speculative cryptocurrencies and why the answer isn’t banning it, but regulating it properly.
"I'm pretty sure if you say that enough on this podcast, it'll be created."
Ben McKenzie and Tim Miller talk speculative cryptocurrencies and why the answer isn’t banning it, but regulating it properly.
April 24, 2026 at 9:01 AM
"I wish there was a butt plug coin, but since there isn't, CumRocket."
"I'm pretty sure if you say that enough on this podcast, it'll be created."
Ben McKenzie and Tim Miller talk speculative cryptocurrencies and why the answer isn’t banning it, but regulating it properly.
"I'm pretty sure if you say that enough on this podcast, it'll be created."
Ben McKenzie and Tim Miller talk speculative cryptocurrencies and why the answer isn’t banning it, but regulating it properly.
"I wish there was a butt plug coin, but since there isn't, CumRocket."
"I'm pretty sure if you say that enough on this podcast, it'll be created."
@benmckenzie.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social talk speculative cryptocurrencies and why the answer isn’t banning it, but regulating it properly.
"I'm pretty sure if you say that enough on this podcast, it'll be created."
@benmckenzie.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social talk speculative cryptocurrencies and why the answer isn’t banning it, but regulating it properly.
April 23, 2026 at 11:20 PM
"I wish there was a butt plug coin, but since there isn't, CumRocket."
"I'm pretty sure if you say that enough on this podcast, it'll be created."
@benmckenzie.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social talk speculative cryptocurrencies and why the answer isn’t banning it, but regulating it properly.
"I'm pretty sure if you say that enough on this podcast, it'll be created."
@benmckenzie.bsky.social and @timmiller.bsky.social talk speculative cryptocurrencies and why the answer isn’t banning it, but regulating it properly.
the pride in that cumrocket
March 20, 2026 at 1:56 PM
the pride in that cumrocket
And with help from a cryptographically, quasi-democratized means of exchange, we sink at last into the unalloyed chaos of mass digitization as it merges with gold-rush obsessions with inauthentic/authentic/ cryptocurrencies.... digits with Joker names & Riddler brandings like Shitcoin or Cumrocket
Simcerity: Remember NFTs? (Part 1)
From The R.U. Sirius Vault 2023
substack.com
February 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
And with help from a cryptographically, quasi-democratized means of exchange, we sink at last into the unalloyed chaos of mass digitization as it merges with gold-rush obsessions with inauthentic/authentic/ cryptocurrencies.... digits with Joker names & Riddler brandings like Shitcoin or Cumrocket
They left cumrocket off of this list! 😭
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
They left cumrocket off of this list! 😭
Damn cumrocket is the truth telling machine now. News to me.
Not saying this means it’s a nothing-burger but the most liquid 24/7 market (Bitcoin) isn’t moving at all on these UK press headlines. I find that somewhat surprising!
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Damn cumrocket is the truth telling machine now. News to me.
Fire your cumrocket once the Cock hits midnight!
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Fire your cumrocket once the Cock hits midnight!
when is cumrocket doing a fartcoin and shitflating into a rugpull so I can afford to live in this forsaken place
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
when is cumrocket doing a fartcoin and shitflating into a rugpull so I can afford to live in this forsaken place
Charles Schwab has confirmed and will introduce Crypto trading next year.
Also Heisenberg: “Ma!! What are you doing! You just bought 1,000,000 CumRocket coins!!”
Ma: “I was looking for Rocket Mortgage stock.”
/endstory
Also Heisenberg: “Ma!! What are you doing! You just bought 1,000,000 CumRocket coins!!”
Ma: “I was looking for Rocket Mortgage stock.”
/endstory
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Charles Schwab has confirmed and will introduce Crypto trading next year.
Also Heisenberg: “Ma!! What are you doing! You just bought 1,000,000 CumRocket coins!!”
Ma: “I was looking for Rocket Mortgage stock.”
/endstory
Also Heisenberg: “Ma!! What are you doing! You just bought 1,000,000 CumRocket coins!!”
Ma: “I was looking for Rocket Mortgage stock.”
/endstory
*Frantically Googling how to buy Cumrocket*
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*Frantically Googling how to buy Cumrocket*
This reminds me of the Kissinger episodes of Behind the Bastards where they talk about how the guy was actually considered a sex symbol back in the day. I had to hear @iwriteok.bsky.social say "little Henry cumrocket Kissinger" and I will never be the same.
September 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This reminds me of the Kissinger episodes of Behind the Bastards where they talk about how the guy was actually considered a sex symbol back in the day. I had to hear @iwriteok.bsky.social say "little Henry cumrocket Kissinger" and I will never be the same.
