White House Confirms It Customary For President To Start Press Conference With ‘Moo’ https://theonion.com/white-house-confirms-it-customary-for-president-to-start-press-conference-with-moo/
August 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
White House Confirms It Customary For President To Start Press Conference With ‘Moo’ https://theonion.com/white-house-confirms-it-customary-for-president-to-start-press-conference-with-moo/
Customary airplane lavatory pic ✈️
July 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Customary airplane lavatory pic ✈️
Our lead illustration researcher is working overtime!
In some places it's customary to give a gift back to your Valentine, though nonchalantly flinging white chocolate at them like Pearl and Marie are doing here seems less customary.
In some places it's customary to give a gift back to your Valentine, though nonchalantly flinging white chocolate at them like Pearl and Marie are doing here seems less customary.
March 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Our lead illustration researcher is working overtime!
In some places it's customary to give a gift back to your Valentine, though nonchalantly flinging white chocolate at them like Pearl and Marie are doing here seems less customary.
In some places it's customary to give a gift back to your Valentine, though nonchalantly flinging white chocolate at them like Pearl and Marie are doing here seems less customary.
September 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
is it customary for both teams to score
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
is it customary for both teams to score
the customary wakeup
March 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the customary wakeup
As is customary when a new president has been chosen
Smoke spotted from the cybertruck fire at the Trump international in Las Vegas.
"sounded like a rolling garbage dumpster"
"sounded like a rolling garbage dumpster"
January 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
As is customary when a new president has been chosen
He is not wrong.
"There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law"
- United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea
www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
"There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law"
- United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea
www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
September 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
He is not wrong.
"There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law"
- United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea
www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
"There are reasonable grounds to believe that the reported 68 attacks that killed 223 people constituted crimes against humanity of murder under customary international law"
- United Nations Special Rapporteur on U.S. Killing “Narco-Terrorists” at Sea
www.ohchr.org/sites/defaul...
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's customary when authoritarian shit goes down for some people to celebrate it.
It is also customary when authoritarian shit goes down for people who celebrated prior authoritarian acts to be surprised when they come for them and others celebrate it.
It is also customary when authoritarian shit goes down for people who celebrated prior authoritarian acts to be surprised when they come for them and others celebrate it.
March 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It's customary when authoritarian shit goes down for some people to celebrate it.
It is also customary when authoritarian shit goes down for people who celebrated prior authoritarian acts to be surprised when they come for them and others celebrate it.
It is also customary when authoritarian shit goes down for people who celebrated prior authoritarian acts to be surprised when they come for them and others celebrate it.
President Trump begins his State of the Union address with a customary 108-minute screening of the MELANIA film
February 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
President Trump begins his State of the Union address with a customary 108-minute screening of the MELANIA film
Everyone's favorite Cimmerian with his customary Vanaheimer trophy
June 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Everyone's favorite Cimmerian with his customary Vanaheimer trophy
Now the walk is done it's his customary hour of cuddles.
September 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Now the walk is done it's his customary hour of cuddles.
Thirsty airplane restroom selfie, as is customary.
February 25, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Thirsty airplane restroom selfie, as is customary.
These are the people who decided the US would bomb Yemen.
Where was a rep for the Join Chiefs of Staff? Or *any* military input as is customary.
Moreover, where was the Commander-in-Chief as is customary when the biggest decision a POTUS can make needs to be called? Oh, right! Donald was golfing.
Where was a rep for the Join Chiefs of Staff? Or *any* military input as is customary.
Moreover, where was the Commander-in-Chief as is customary when the biggest decision a POTUS can make needs to be called? Oh, right! Donald was golfing.
March 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
These are the people who decided the US would bomb Yemen.
Where was a rep for the Join Chiefs of Staff? Or *any* military input as is customary.
Moreover, where was the Commander-in-Chief as is customary when the biggest decision a POTUS can make needs to be called? Oh, right! Donald was golfing.
Where was a rep for the Join Chiefs of Staff? Or *any* military input as is customary.
Moreover, where was the Commander-in-Chief as is customary when the biggest decision a POTUS can make needs to be called? Oh, right! Donald was golfing.
I made one of my customary shitposts for the Tagetes #LancerRPG
April 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I made one of my customary shitposts for the Tagetes #LancerRPG
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I am not a lawyer but @keithellison.bsky.social is it customary for the subject of an investigation to have his coworkers remove items from his house during an active investigation?
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I am not a lawyer but @keithellison.bsky.social is it customary for the subject of an investigation to have his coworkers remove items from his house during an active investigation?
Customary showing of beans in salutation
March 22, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Customary showing of beans in salutation
As is customary on Friday 💪🏼
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
As is customary on Friday 💪🏼
Ah yes the customary hourly moment.
March 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ah yes the customary hourly moment.
Customary greeting for big colorful animal people
June 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Customary greeting for big colorful animal people