Every service employee gets to cuss people out again. The customer is always WRONG
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Every service employee gets to cuss people out again. The customer is always WRONG
Woah, I think I have my first customer!
November 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Woah, I think I have my first customer!
You are not a Customer. You are a Citizen, with Sacred Duties.
November 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
You are not a Customer. You are a Citizen, with Sacred Duties.
Making an ashbringer too (customer order)
Mostly 10mm eva sheets
Mostly 10mm eva sheets
November 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Making an ashbringer too (customer order)
Mostly 10mm eva sheets
Mostly 10mm eva sheets
Don’t automate customer service
November 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Don’t automate customer service
Customer support, 2026.
November 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Customer support, 2026.
"Bartender handing you a free drink 'from that customer over there'"
October 31, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Bartender handing you a free drink 'from that customer over there'"
Im the customer in the back ;P
Welcome back!
I'll be your table's server tonight! What can I start you off with? A thickshake~? What milk would you like with that~?
Organic~? We prepare it tableside for the freshest quality~! While I get ready, give the tip a kiss~!
It gives it a personal taste to it~ ♡
I'll be your table's server tonight! What can I start you off with? A thickshake~? What milk would you like with that~?
Organic~? We prepare it tableside for the freshest quality~! While I get ready, give the tip a kiss~!
It gives it a personal taste to it~ ♡
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Im the customer in the back ;P
VIP customer :0
November 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
VIP customer :0
The ideal Polymarket customer
November 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The ideal Polymarket customer
Neoliberalism turns the citizen into the customer and many socialists are too afraid of what happens when you tell the customer they're actually a citizen
Great retort to the natural endpoint of treating voters like consumers not citizens, Polanski's "Tax Wealth, Not Work"
October 31, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Neoliberalism turns the citizen into the customer and many socialists are too afraid of what happens when you tell the customer they're actually a citizen
Oh hell yeah.
New York Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social wants to require companies to disclose when customer service is using a chatbot, and even better, "require a one-touch option to connect customers with a human representative."
New York Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social wants to require companies to disclose when customer service is using a chatbot, and even better, "require a one-touch option to connect customers with a human representative."
Mamdani Proposal Targets AI Customer Service ‘Doom Loops’ (1)
New York City wants to force companies to tell consumers when they’re interacting with artificial intelligence and other computerized systems, part of a proposal to cut down on customer service “doom ...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 1, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Oh hell yeah.
New York Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social wants to require companies to disclose when customer service is using a chatbot, and even better, "require a one-touch option to connect customers with a human representative."
New York Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social wants to require companies to disclose when customer service is using a chatbot, and even better, "require a one-touch option to connect customers with a human representative."
Sorry, we don't accept threats in Russian. Please contact customer support - Magyar
November 3, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Sorry, we don't accept threats in Russian. Please contact customer support - Magyar
idk yall, I can't see it as anything other than customer brain when today's discourse is "itch isn't banning AI fast enough over a holiday weekend"
November 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
idk yall, I can't see it as anything other than customer brain when today's discourse is "itch isn't banning AI fast enough over a holiday weekend"
How's your customer service voice? <3
November 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
How's your customer service voice? <3
"You are not the customer, you are the product."
November 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"You are not the customer, you are the product."
Oooh their best customer
November 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Oooh their best customer
Just arrived to start working for a customer. Naked, hairy, chubby. And my tiny dick always on display.
November 1, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Just arrived to start working for a customer. Naked, hairy, chubby. And my tiny dick always on display.
A customer sent me this and its one of my faves.
November 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
A customer sent me this and its one of my faves.
Customer parking is customer parking.
October 31, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Customer parking is customer parking.
Ban AI chat bots for customer service.
November 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Ban AI chat bots for customer service.
Hackers stole DreamHost customer files and inboxes during months-long attack
Hackers stole DreamHost customer files and inboxes during months-long attack
The web host said hackers exploited a vulnerability to access customer emails and files during a "deliberate attack."
techcrunch.com
November 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Hackers stole DreamHost customer files and inboxes during months-long attack
shout out to the trader joes employee who made this. i know what you are (a werewolf)
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
shout out to the trader joes employee who made this. i know what you are (a werewolf)
Ronnie does this "plastic customer service" face just to piss off entitled people.
November 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Ronnie does this "plastic customer service" face just to piss off entitled people.
Io vorrei smettere con la sertralina, ma se questa a tre anni trova il modo di fare sega a scuola, a sedici cosa fa?
Scusate, sono stanca.
Scusate, sono stanca.
Cartoon Character Sends Help to Customer Care
ALT: Cartoon Character Sends Help to Customer Care
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Io vorrei smettere con la sertralina, ma se questa a tre anni trova il modo di fare sega a scuola, a sedici cosa fa?
Scusate, sono stanca.
Scusate, sono stanca.