Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Son: Are we better off now?
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Dad: Well son, mom & dad have both lost their jobs. Our savings are gone, gas & grocery prices are up. We did, however, save you from drag queen story time.
Son: What's that?
Dad: A mythical thing they said was happening in your school, which we can't afford anymore.
Second born son, but second to none.
Happy Birthday Griffin Tobias!! 🎂
Love always from mom & dad 💕
Happy Birthday Griffin Tobias!! 🎂
Love always from mom & dad 💕
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Second born son, but second to none.
Happy Birthday Griffin Tobias!! 🎂
Love always from mom & dad 💕
Happy Birthday Griffin Tobias!! 🎂
Love always from mom & dad 💕
son: daddy
dad: yes son
son: i can’t sleep
dad: aww have you tried counting sheep?
son: yes, not working.
dad: have you tried counting NEORSD’s gallons of combined sewer overflow reduction since 2010?
son: …
dad: …
son: dad that’s 2 billi—
dad: shhhhhh just count in your head, son
dad: yes son
son: i can’t sleep
dad: aww have you tried counting sheep?
son: yes, not working.
dad: have you tried counting NEORSD’s gallons of combined sewer overflow reduction since 2010?
son: …
dad: …
son: dad that’s 2 billi—
dad: shhhhhh just count in your head, son
January 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
son: daddy
dad: yes son
son: i can’t sleep
dad: aww have you tried counting sheep?
son: yes, not working.
dad: have you tried counting NEORSD’s gallons of combined sewer overflow reduction since 2010?
son: …
dad: …
son: dad that’s 2 billi—
dad: shhhhhh just count in your head, son
dad: yes son
son: i can’t sleep
dad: aww have you tried counting sheep?
son: yes, not working.
dad: have you tried counting NEORSD’s gallons of combined sewer overflow reduction since 2010?
son: …
dad: …
son: dad that’s 2 billi—
dad: shhhhhh just count in your head, son
Wanna sniff some ripe Dad & Son pits? 🐽
@benjb75.bsky.social
@benjb75.bsky.social
April 27, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Wanna sniff some ripe Dad & Son pits? 🐽
@benjb75.bsky.social
@benjb75.bsky.social
You like seeing dad naked son?
August 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
You like seeing dad naked son?
dad and son comparing their boob size..
May 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
dad and son comparing their boob size..
Dad-Son pump 💪💪 take a whiff
September 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Dad-Son pump 💪💪 take a whiff
October 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
dad made breakfast, son, it's your favorite 🤤
@desiversexxx.bsky.social
@desiversexxx.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
dad made breakfast, son, it's your favorite 🤤
@desiversexxx.bsky.social
@desiversexxx.bsky.social
Dad & Son in Palm Springs ☀️🌴
@benjb75.bsky.social
@benjb75.bsky.social
February 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dad & Son in Palm Springs ☀️🌴
@benjb75.bsky.social
@benjb75.bsky.social
Dad Demands Youth Coach Play Unathletic Son Less https://theonion.com/dad-demands-youth-coach-play-unathletic-son-less/
May 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Dad Demands Youth Coach Play Unathletic Son Less https://theonion.com/dad-demands-youth-coach-play-unathletic-son-less/
DAD: There’s only one thing that scares me about Halloween
SON: Which is?
DAD: Exactly
SON: Which is?
DAD: Exactly
October 29, 2024 at 1:45 PM
DAD: There’s only one thing that scares me about Halloween
SON: Which is?
DAD: Exactly
SON: Which is?
DAD: Exactly
Dad tosses his giggling son onto the bed, and the family German Shepherd refuses to be left out of the fun.
September 27, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Dad tosses his giggling son onto the bed, and the family German Shepherd refuses to be left out of the fun.
Milk factories! (dad n son)
October 2, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Milk factories! (dad n son)
