#dadhood
I finally reached Dadhood ✨

Thankies for the gift @noodlebeast.bsky.social 💖💖💖
April 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Every dad joke you made before official Dadhood is considered a faux pa.
May 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Universal Dadhood Problems...
It doesn’t matter if it’s my wife or my daughters: everyone in this house will figure out how to put their coldest extremities on the warmest part of my body with absolutely no warning.
a man in a suit and tie says " i hate it i hate it "
Alt: “The Office” character Michael Scott wears a suit and tie while emphatically gesturing and says " i hate it i hate it "
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November 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Peak Dadhood
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
*Also my dad already bricked his phone trying to connect to airplane WiFi, just an incredible feat of dadhood at 30,000 feet 🏆
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Embracing my dadhood
March 29, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I have ascended to the next level of dadhood:

I peacefully convinced the kids to let me wash their blankie. No fight, no tears.

💪😎
May 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Dadhood knows no gender
August 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
A socks, a jock… With each stretch of fabric, Papaya succumbs, his innocence slipping away as he grows older,heavier, hairier, hungrier… an inescapable descent into rilla dadhood.
#furryart #transformation #bara #muscle #growth #TFEveryday #aptf #slob
Trade with @sleezyslob.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hopefully the EXACT SAME model, as dadhood demands.
June 16, 2024 at 3:47 PM
You have done well to reach the seat of Dadhood… now!!! Bare your holes to me!!!
February 18, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Annoyed you’ve obtained dadhood without the costs of dadhood. Dangnabit!
August 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I’m 29 tomorrow which puts me one year away from the beginning of my dadhood. I think. Idk how this works
February 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
play with our daughter, and get food. I’m reaching levels of suburban dadhood even I didn’t anticipate. 2/2
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
They already made the Rippin' Heids Aff and Shagging game into Prestige TV. Real "forty hours to pat your son on the back because dadhood is badhood" stuff
February 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
realized id fully crossed into middle aged dadhood when i started ogling LL Bean sweaters. they're just so sensible and a good value
February 22, 2024 at 9:44 PM
A costco membership would also complete my transition into suburban dadhood
July 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Guys online referring to themselves as "Daddy" in their DMs and I'm like, dude, I'm bouncing a baby on one hip, cooking with the other hand, getting a lecture on sleep regression from my partner. You know nothing of Dadhood; I am simply very hot and fem while doing it.
March 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Everything about Shoebox so far makes it out to be an event I'd love to attend someday if my schedule/dadhood could accommodate it.

Well played Shoebox team.
A message from the Shoebox team about current events. ❤️
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
David's Good Day New York interview was good. He wants to do Broadway, has H Jackmanesque career aspirations. Also likes the merging of RL dadhood with his show dadhood, despite the difference in ages btw his sons IRL & on screen. The scene was LJG telling Wm it ain't that easy to give up a title!
March 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Wow, fuck you phone. I type "approaching" and its next proposed word is "40"

Everything is steering me to dadhood.
June 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
our scalawags are 14, 12, and 10, and i am reading The Lord of The Rings to them for the first time.

core dadhood memory.
September 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
First Target Spotted~ Enjoy the extra years @sergepup.bsky.social~
May 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i just saw this i’m sobbingggg 😭 he didnt sign up for dadhood lmaooo
October 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i've unlocked a new level of suburban dadhood
April 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM