#dadtax
Smarties for breakfast (thanks Lily). No time change (whoo BC). Wrexham Women playing on the TV (Farrell is killin it).

Oh, those are the chocolate filled Smarties, not the little tablets

#askwxm #WxmAFCwomen #halloweencandy #dadtax #smarties
November 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
November 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Digging through my kids' Halloween candy haul for my dadtax, and man, people were real stingy with the KitKats and Snickers this year.
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Parents: Don't forget to use your god-given right to call out #DadTax or #MomTax at any point tonight. 🍫
November 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I’m teaching my daughter taxation. She’s 3 and it’s Halloween & we took her trick-or-treating and bought no less than 3 costumes this year. I ate every one of her peanut butter cups from Halloween candy. I didn’t steal them, I told her that daddy gets the Reeses. #dadtax

#halloween #candy #taxes
November 1, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Doesn't matter — pie is pie, and Dad's eating it 😅

Don't Panic. You're just Dadding.

Send this to a dad who never lets pie go to waste 👀

#dadcomic #parentinghumor #dadtax
October 6, 2026 at 4:02 AM
You did not pay for those fries, but as a dad, you are entitled to a share. Claim your tax in style with this funny dad tax shirt! #DadTax

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August 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
For all those nervous young #Dads out there learning the ropes …

Don’t worry, the #Dadtax lasts well into your children’s adult life. These are for my 338 month old son.

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July 16, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Accurate! But I'd need a few squares to be sure. #dadtax
February 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When your daughter makes 15# of mashed potatoes for a school potluck. #Dadtax
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
5 rummaging through her candy basket: dad do you know where my skittles are?

Me: Skittles? What skittles? I never saw any skittles?

#DadTax #Halloween
October 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Almost all of the habaeros made it in! But alas, the dadtax must be paid and sacrifices made
June 22, 2026 at 6:31 AM
January 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
kid1 about to learn the power of the dadtax
May 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Die Kids waren gestern erfolgreich… fordere später den „Dadtax“ ein. 😈
November 1, 2023 at 6:35 AM
My son said to watch his pizza and I took a huge bite out of he didn’t even notice lol 🍕 #DadTax
December 3, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Just realised it's not personal growth, I was just factoring in that I inevitably eat a chunk of what the girls don't eat #dadtax
November 16, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Daily Dads #289: The Dad Tax

How do you balance providing for your kids while also taking care of yourself?

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March 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM