Smarties was in a relationship with a trans woman who came out while they were together and it didn't go well and now the divorce is Smarties entire personality
October 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Smarties was in a relationship with a trans woman who came out while they were together and it didn't go well and now the divorce is Smarties entire personality
November 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Smarties the chocolates
November 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Smarties the chocolates
Smarties anyone? 🎃
October 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Smarties anyone? 🎃
Smarties are useful. They cut through the unctuousness of fatty chocolate. You hate them. You are wrong.
November 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Smarties are useful. They cut through the unctuousness of fatty chocolate. You hate them. You are wrong.
It is quite actually SMARTIES
October 30, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It is quite actually SMARTIES
I fucking love Canadian Smarties
November 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I fucking love Canadian Smarties
Ventriloquist Smarties
October 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Ventriloquist Smarties
Get this faux-idiot a tube of smarties.
JD Vance on ranked choice voting: "I don't understand it. It seems to me that you have an election, the person who wins the most votes should win...The fact it's so confusing to a person who pays pretty close attention to politics I think suggests we should do our elections in, like, the normal way"
October 30, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Get this faux-idiot a tube of smarties.
Smarties for breakfast (thanks Lily). No time change (whoo BC). Wrexham Women playing on the TV (Farrell is killin it).
Oh, those are the chocolate filled Smarties, not the little tablets
#askwxm #WxmAFCwomen #halloweencandy #dadtax #smarties
Oh, those are the chocolate filled Smarties, not the little tablets
#askwxm #WxmAFCwomen #halloweencandy #dadtax #smarties
November 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Smarties for breakfast (thanks Lily). No time change (whoo BC). Wrexham Women playing on the TV (Farrell is killin it).
Oh, those are the chocolate filled Smarties, not the little tablets
#askwxm #WxmAFCwomen #halloweencandy #dadtax #smarties
Oh, those are the chocolate filled Smarties, not the little tablets
#askwxm #WxmAFCwomen #halloweencandy #dadtax #smarties
I found some Smarties, I'm happy.
November 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I found some Smarties, I'm happy.
Welp
Did my civic duty.
Didn't get a sticker.
Didn't get a pen.
Instead, they gave out left over Halloween candy.
(Smarties)
Score. 🍬
Did my civic duty.
Didn't get a sticker.
Didn't get a pen.
Instead, they gave out left over Halloween candy.
(Smarties)
Score. 🍬
November 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Welp
Did my civic duty.
Didn't get a sticker.
Didn't get a pen.
Instead, they gave out left over Halloween candy.
(Smarties)
Score. 🍬
Did my civic duty.
Didn't get a sticker.
Didn't get a pen.
Instead, they gave out left over Halloween candy.
(Smarties)
Score. 🍬
Yum office smarties on a weekday after halloween.
And yes i am one of those people who arrange by colour and then eat in specific patterns.
I dont have to do it that way but i very much like to.
And yes i am one of those people who arrange by colour and then eat in specific patterns.
I dont have to do it that way but i very much like to.
November 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Yum office smarties on a weekday after halloween.
And yes i am one of those people who arrange by colour and then eat in specific patterns.
I dont have to do it that way but i very much like to.
And yes i am one of those people who arrange by colour and then eat in specific patterns.
I dont have to do it that way but i very much like to.
The best halloween candy is smarties and sweetarts.
They taste like what you THINK Pez tastes like.
They taste like what you THINK Pez tastes like.
October 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The best halloween candy is smarties and sweetarts.
They taste like what you THINK Pez tastes like.
They taste like what you THINK Pez tastes like.
American Smarties = Rockets up here. Kind of Halloween-specific.
Canadian Smarties though 👌
Canadian Smarties though 👌
October 30, 2026 at 3:56 AM
American Smarties = Rockets up here. Kind of Halloween-specific.
Canadian Smarties though 👌
Canadian Smarties though 👌
Nice people in my office brought in leftover Halloween candy! Perhaps related, I’m having fun-size candy bars and smarties for lunch.
November 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Nice people in my office brought in leftover Halloween candy! Perhaps related, I’m having fun-size candy bars and smarties for lunch.
J'adore les Coffee Crips,j'enleverais les Smarties.
November 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
J'adore les Coffee Crips,j'enleverais les Smarties.
that's dreadful by taylor swift standards before any of you smarties get ideas.
November 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
that's dreadful by taylor swift standards before any of you smarties get ideas.
"Smarties! They're like M&Ms but we licked the Ms off!" 🤓
October 31, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"Smarties! They're like M&Ms but we licked the Ms off!" 🤓
Smarties in Canada are basically m&ms (and we call your Smarties "Rockets")
And as a kid I was in an American Chuck e cheese and the lady said I could trade my tickets for candy "Sweet tarts, suckers, Smarties..."
"I'll take all my tickets in Smarties"
VERY disappointed 🤣
And as a kid I was in an American Chuck e cheese and the lady said I could trade my tickets for candy "Sweet tarts, suckers, Smarties..."
"I'll take all my tickets in Smarties"
VERY disappointed 🤣
October 30, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Smarties in Canada are basically m&ms (and we call your Smarties "Rockets")
And as a kid I was in an American Chuck e cheese and the lady said I could trade my tickets for candy "Sweet tarts, suckers, Smarties..."
"I'll take all my tickets in Smarties"
VERY disappointed 🤣
And as a kid I was in an American Chuck e cheese and the lady said I could trade my tickets for candy "Sweet tarts, suckers, Smarties..."
"I'll take all my tickets in Smarties"
VERY disappointed 🤣
I like Rockets, but have to say that Canadian Smarties are better than American Smarties. 😁
October 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I like Rockets, but have to say that Canadian Smarties are better than American Smarties. 😁
Hey! I like smarties.
And answers.
And answers.
November 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Hey! I like smarties.
And answers.
And answers.
6 smarties in a box lol
November 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
6 smarties in a box lol