#dandyquote
Dandy, very passionately: "Ya gotta stop saying 'that sounds fun' and then not do it! You only get one life! Ya gotta find your whimsy, baby! Ya gotta find your whimsy!!"
The discussion was about going to Spirit Halloween while in costume--
Dandy, very passionately: "Ya gotta stop saying 'that sounds fun' and then not do it! You only get one life! Ya gotta find your whimsy, baby! Ya gotta find your whimsy!!"
The discussion was about going to Spirit Halloween while in costume--
October 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy, very passionately: "Ya gotta stop saying 'that sounds fun' and then not do it! You only get one life! Ya gotta find your whimsy, baby! Ya gotta find your whimsy!!"
The discussion was about going to Spirit Halloween while in costume--
Dandy, very passionately: "Ya gotta stop saying 'that sounds fun' and then not do it! You only get one life! Ya gotta find your whimsy, baby! Ya gotta find your whimsy!!"
The discussion was about going to Spirit Halloween while in costume--
#dandyquote
Dandy, after saying something that would be considered awful: "Look. I can say bastard stuff as a treat"
Dandy, after saying something that would be considered awful: "Look. I can say bastard stuff as a treat"
June 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy, after saying something that would be considered awful: "Look. I can say bastard stuff as a treat"
Dandy, after saying something that would be considered awful: "Look. I can say bastard stuff as a treat"
#dandyquote
Dandy, serious tone: "how much (money) do we got?"
Me, playful gremlin voice: I dunno, how much do we got~
Dandy: "ma'am I'm not playing games"
Dandy, serious tone: "how much (money) do we got?"
Me, playful gremlin voice: I dunno, how much do we got~
Dandy: "ma'am I'm not playing games"
May 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy, serious tone: "how much (money) do we got?"
Me, playful gremlin voice: I dunno, how much do we got~
Dandy: "ma'am I'm not playing games"
Dandy, serious tone: "how much (money) do we got?"
Me, playful gremlin voice: I dunno, how much do we got~
Dandy: "ma'am I'm not playing games"
May 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy: "we have change today so that means I can do crane games."
Me, unamused: Where do you want to do the crane game at?
Dandy, closing eyes: "Where ever my heart takes me..."
Me:....?
Dandy:
Dandy: "The only claw machine I haven't tried in this town."
Dandy: "we have change today so that means I can do crane games."
Me, unamused: Where do you want to do the crane game at?
Dandy, closing eyes: "Where ever my heart takes me..."
Me:....?
Dandy:
Dandy: "The only claw machine I haven't tried in this town."
May 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy: "we have change today so that means I can do crane games."
Me, unamused: Where do you want to do the crane game at?
Dandy, closing eyes: "Where ever my heart takes me..."
Me:....?
Dandy:
Dandy: "The only claw machine I haven't tried in this town."
Dandy: "we have change today so that means I can do crane games."
Me, unamused: Where do you want to do the crane game at?
Dandy, closing eyes: "Where ever my heart takes me..."
Me:....?
Dandy:
Dandy: "The only claw machine I haven't tried in this town."
#dandyquote
Dandy compared the omamori charm I made for him as "like a kid that gives a parent macaroni art and they go 'awww'. And they like it because their kid made it for them" and ITS LIKE. HE COMPARED IT TO MACARONI ART--
The charm isn't very well made but he loves it because I made it ;;
Dandy compared the omamori charm I made for him as "like a kid that gives a parent macaroni art and they go 'awww'. And they like it because their kid made it for them" and ITS LIKE. HE COMPARED IT TO MACARONI ART--
The charm isn't very well made but he loves it because I made it ;;
May 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
#dandyquote
Dandy compared the omamori charm I made for him as "like a kid that gives a parent macaroni art and they go 'awww'. And they like it because their kid made it for them" and ITS LIKE. HE COMPARED IT TO MACARONI ART--
The charm isn't very well made but he loves it because I made it ;;
Dandy compared the omamori charm I made for him as "like a kid that gives a parent macaroni art and they go 'awww'. And they like it because their kid made it for them" and ITS LIKE. HE COMPARED IT TO MACARONI ART--
The charm isn't very well made but he loves it because I made it ;;
#dandyquote
Dandy looked down at Vinny and in a loud low voice he said "Do you wanna go piss, boy??" And walked him into the bathroom.
Its the little jokes. I love them ;w;
Dandy looked down at Vinny and in a loud low voice he said "Do you wanna go piss, boy??" And walked him into the bathroom.
Its the little jokes. I love them ;w;
April 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy looked down at Vinny and in a loud low voice he said "Do you wanna go piss, boy??" And walked him into the bathroom.
Its the little jokes. I love them ;w;
Dandy looked down at Vinny and in a loud low voice he said "Do you wanna go piss, boy??" And walked him into the bathroom.
Its the little jokes. I love them ;w;
#dandyquote
Dandy: "they should have named the eclipse the 'Snoon'."
Seeing it spelled out... wait what
Dandy: "they should have named the eclipse the 'Snoon'."
Seeing it spelled out... wait what
March 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy: "they should have named the eclipse the 'Snoon'."
Seeing it spelled out... wait what
Dandy: "they should have named the eclipse the 'Snoon'."
Seeing it spelled out... wait what
#dandyquote
Me, touching the prints I've bought from conventions: "Oh yeah that's matte paper..."
Dandy: "Matt Paper? His full legal name?"
Me:
Me -moving to the PC to type this over on here-
Dandy: "NO NO NO NO!!"
Me, touching the prints I've bought from conventions: "Oh yeah that's matte paper..."
Dandy: "Matt Paper? His full legal name?"
Me:
Me -moving to the PC to type this over on here-
Dandy: "NO NO NO NO!!"
March 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
#dandyquote
Me, touching the prints I've bought from conventions: "Oh yeah that's matte paper..."
Dandy: "Matt Paper? His full legal name?"
Me:
Me -moving to the PC to type this over on here-
Dandy: "NO NO NO NO!!"
Me, touching the prints I've bought from conventions: "Oh yeah that's matte paper..."
Dandy: "Matt Paper? His full legal name?"
Me:
Me -moving to the PC to type this over on here-
Dandy: "NO NO NO NO!!"
March 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
#dandyquote
Dandy started to ramble about dogs while filling up the water dish.
"Dogs will never know about where this water comes from or what its made of. For some reason, we have to know about everything and why things are the way they are. Dogs never have to."
I never really considered that.
Dandy started to ramble about dogs while filling up the water dish.
"Dogs will never know about where this water comes from or what its made of. For some reason, we have to know about everything and why things are the way they are. Dogs never have to."
I never really considered that.
February 23, 2026 at 6:46 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy started to ramble about dogs while filling up the water dish.
"Dogs will never know about where this water comes from or what its made of. For some reason, we have to know about everything and why things are the way they are. Dogs never have to."
I never really considered that.
Dandy started to ramble about dogs while filling up the water dish.
"Dogs will never know about where this water comes from or what its made of. For some reason, we have to know about everything and why things are the way they are. Dogs never have to."
I never really considered that.
#dandyquote
Every time Dandy hears me say "draft" he replies with "giraffe" because it sounds similar to him.
He's been doing this joke FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS AND STILL CHUCKLES AT IT.
Every time Dandy hears me say "draft" he replies with "giraffe" because it sounds similar to him.
He's been doing this joke FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS AND STILL CHUCKLES AT IT.
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
#dandyquote
Every time Dandy hears me say "draft" he replies with "giraffe" because it sounds similar to him.
He's been doing this joke FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS AND STILL CHUCKLES AT IT.
Every time Dandy hears me say "draft" he replies with "giraffe" because it sounds similar to him.
He's been doing this joke FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS AND STILL CHUCKLES AT IT.
I see that people are joining /returning to Bluesky!
Hello!! This is where I've been for the last year!
My art tags are #scittyart #commission #commissions
Random stuff Dandy says is #dandyquotes #dandyquote
Hello!! This is where I've been for the last year!
My art tags are #scittyart #commission #commissions
Random stuff Dandy says is #dandyquotes #dandyquote
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I see that people are joining /returning to Bluesky!
Hello!! This is where I've been for the last year!
My art tags are #scittyart #commission #commissions
Random stuff Dandy says is #dandyquotes #dandyquote
Hello!! This is where I've been for the last year!
My art tags are #scittyart #commission #commissions
Random stuff Dandy says is #dandyquotes #dandyquote
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy: "We need to get some new shoes."
Me, gremlin raspy voice: "Mama ain't got money for that."
Dandy, quietly: "Mama why."
Dandy: "We need to get some new shoes."
Me, gremlin raspy voice: "Mama ain't got money for that."
Dandy, quietly: "Mama why."
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy: "We need to get some new shoes."
Me, gremlin raspy voice: "Mama ain't got money for that."
Dandy, quietly: "Mama why."
Dandy: "We need to get some new shoes."
Me, gremlin raspy voice: "Mama ain't got money for that."
Dandy, quietly: "Mama why."
#dandyquote
Dandy started doing a thing where a song plays, and he becomes the echo.
Example:
🎵 "Just the two of us."
Dandy "us.. us...:
🎵 "We can make it if we try, just the two of us."
Dandy: "us.. us..."
Dandy started doing a thing where a song plays, and he becomes the echo.
Example:
🎵 "Just the two of us."
Dandy "us.. us...:
🎵 "We can make it if we try, just the two of us."
Dandy: "us.. us..."
July 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy started doing a thing where a song plays, and he becomes the echo.
Example:
🎵 "Just the two of us."
Dandy "us.. us...:
🎵 "We can make it if we try, just the two of us."
Dandy: "us.. us..."
Dandy started doing a thing where a song plays, and he becomes the echo.
Example:
🎵 "Just the two of us."
Dandy "us.. us...:
🎵 "We can make it if we try, just the two of us."
Dandy: "us.. us..."
July 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
#dandyquote
Today, three different scam numbers called us. The third one called while we were having a conversation with our roommate. Dandy said "hold on I need to take this"
And then SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS IM THE CALL "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME STOP CALLING US!" and hung up the call.
Today, three different scam numbers called us. The third one called while we were having a conversation with our roommate. Dandy said "hold on I need to take this"
And then SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS IM THE CALL "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME STOP CALLING US!" and hung up the call.
April 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
#dandyquote
Today, three different scam numbers called us. The third one called while we were having a conversation with our roommate. Dandy said "hold on I need to take this"
And then SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS IM THE CALL "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME STOP CALLING US!" and hung up the call.
Today, three different scam numbers called us. The third one called while we were having a conversation with our roommate. Dandy said "hold on I need to take this"
And then SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS IM THE CALL "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME STOP CALLING US!" and hung up the call.
#dandyquote
A friend of ours was telling us about how they struggle with imposter syndrome as an artist.
Dandy: "do you create something from nothing?
Our friend: "yeah"
Dandy: "Then you're an artist."
My friend said that she was about to cry because that was so sweet ;_;
A friend of ours was telling us about how they struggle with imposter syndrome as an artist.
Dandy: "do you create something from nothing?
Our friend: "yeah"
Dandy: "Then you're an artist."
My friend said that she was about to cry because that was so sweet ;_;
April 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
#dandyquote
A friend of ours was telling us about how they struggle with imposter syndrome as an artist.
Dandy: "do you create something from nothing?
Our friend: "yeah"
Dandy: "Then you're an artist."
My friend said that she was about to cry because that was so sweet ;_;
A friend of ours was telling us about how they struggle with imposter syndrome as an artist.
Dandy: "do you create something from nothing?
Our friend: "yeah"
Dandy: "Then you're an artist."
My friend said that she was about to cry because that was so sweet ;_;
#dandyquote
Dandy is doing the luau in stardew and was debating on buying the totem poles for his farm. Then started buying them saying "it's better to buy them and not need them than need them and not buy them"
Sir--- you don't need those though... ever...
Dandy is doing the luau in stardew and was debating on buying the totem poles for his farm. Then started buying them saying "it's better to buy them and not need them than need them and not buy them"
Sir--- you don't need those though... ever...
February 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy is doing the luau in stardew and was debating on buying the totem poles for his farm. Then started buying them saying "it's better to buy them and not need them than need them and not buy them"
Sir--- you don't need those though... ever...
Dandy is doing the luau in stardew and was debating on buying the totem poles for his farm. Then started buying them saying "it's better to buy them and not need them than need them and not buy them"
Sir--- you don't need those though... ever...
#dandyquote
Dandy was trying to kiss his wife Emily in Stardew Valley and accidentally drew his Obsidian sword.
His reply:
"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to show you my blade."
Dandy was trying to kiss his wife Emily in Stardew Valley and accidentally drew his Obsidian sword.
His reply:
"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to show you my blade."
January 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy was trying to kiss his wife Emily in Stardew Valley and accidentally drew his Obsidian sword.
His reply:
"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to show you my blade."
Dandy was trying to kiss his wife Emily in Stardew Valley and accidentally drew his Obsidian sword.
His reply:
"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to show you my blade."
#dandyquote
Dandy keeps telling me to not stand on the rolling chair to get more height while painting.
Dandy: "wait for a step ladder!"
Me: but the chair is right there...
Dandy: "And so is a broken neck!!"
Dandy keeps telling me to not stand on the rolling chair to get more height while painting.
Dandy: "wait for a step ladder!"
Me: but the chair is right there...
Dandy: "And so is a broken neck!!"
January 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy keeps telling me to not stand on the rolling chair to get more height while painting.
Dandy: "wait for a step ladder!"
Me: but the chair is right there...
Dandy: "And so is a broken neck!!"
Dandy keeps telling me to not stand on the rolling chair to get more height while painting.
Dandy: "wait for a step ladder!"
Me: but the chair is right there...
Dandy: "And so is a broken neck!!"
#dandyquote
Dandy walked past a door and heard the doorknob jiggle. He got spooked and said "oh that was my ass that hit that"
Ghffgvvhhj
Dandy walked past a door and heard the doorknob jiggle. He got spooked and said "oh that was my ass that hit that"
Ghffgvvhhj
January 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
#dandyquote
Dandy walked past a door and heard the doorknob jiggle. He got spooked and said "oh that was my ass that hit that"
Ghffgvvhhj
Dandy walked past a door and heard the doorknob jiggle. He got spooked and said "oh that was my ass that hit that"
Ghffgvvhhj
#dandyquote
Dandy winning the egg hunt on Stardew at 1:30 in the morning irl--
youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?...
Dandy winning the egg hunt on Stardew at 1:30 in the morning irl--
youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?...
PETE WEBER GOD DAMMIT I DID IT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
YouTube video by groundbeefmosque
youtu.be
January 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
#dandyquote
Dandy winning the egg hunt on Stardew at 1:30 in the morning irl--
youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?...
Dandy winning the egg hunt on Stardew at 1:30 in the morning irl--
youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?...
#dandyquote
He was working on his farm and saw a random sapling growing. He got out an ace and said "I didn't give you permission to grow" and started chopping it down--
He was working on his farm and saw a random sapling growing. He got out an ace and said "I didn't give you permission to grow" and started chopping it down--
January 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
#dandyquote
He was working on his farm and saw a random sapling growing. He got out an ace and said "I didn't give you permission to grow" and started chopping it down--
He was working on his farm and saw a random sapling growing. He got out an ace and said "I didn't give you permission to grow" and started chopping it down--