#dandyquotes
Dandy was feeling my hair and said "Some days the hair looks thick and full. Then some days it looks thin and its like 'girl... cut it off'."
Me, laughing and grabbing my phone
Dandy, panicked begging:"NO!! NO THATS A MEAN ONE!!"
Dandy was feeling my hair and said "Some days the hair looks thick and full. Then some days it looks thin and its like 'girl... cut it off'."
Me, laughing and grabbing my phone
Dandy, panicked begging:"NO!! NO THATS A MEAN ONE!!"
October 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy was feeling my hair and said "Some days the hair looks thick and full. Then some days it looks thin and its like 'girl... cut it off'."
Me, laughing and grabbing my phone
Dandy, panicked begging:"NO!! NO THATS A MEAN ONE!!"
Dandy was feeling my hair and said "Some days the hair looks thick and full. Then some days it looks thin and its like 'girl... cut it off'."
Me, laughing and grabbing my phone
Dandy, panicked begging:"NO!! NO THATS A MEAN ONE!!"
#dandyquotes
Me hitting my elbow while I'm already locked in with work mode: "FUCK!"
Dandy, lets out the littlest giggles
Me hitting my elbow while I'm already locked in with work mode: "FUCK!"
Dandy, lets out the littlest giggles
October 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
#dandyquotes
Me hitting my elbow while I'm already locked in with work mode: "FUCK!"
Dandy, lets out the littlest giggles
Me hitting my elbow while I'm already locked in with work mode: "FUCK!"
Dandy, lets out the littlest giggles
#dandyquotes
We got back from a nice walk and once we got inside the livingroom was dark (roommate hates The Big Light™️). Dandy said "I can't see! I need to echolocate!" AND DID A LOUD "CA-CAW!!" AS HE WALKED THROUGH THE ROOM
My roommate's fiancé thought it was funny
We got back from a nice walk and once we got inside the livingroom was dark (roommate hates The Big Light™️). Dandy said "I can't see! I need to echolocate!" AND DID A LOUD "CA-CAW!!" AS HE WALKED THROUGH THE ROOM
My roommate's fiancé thought it was funny
September 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
#dandyquotes
We got back from a nice walk and once we got inside the livingroom was dark (roommate hates The Big Light™️). Dandy said "I can't see! I need to echolocate!" AND DID A LOUD "CA-CAW!!" AS HE WALKED THROUGH THE ROOM
My roommate's fiancé thought it was funny
We got back from a nice walk and once we got inside the livingroom was dark (roommate hates The Big Light™️). Dandy said "I can't see! I need to echolocate!" AND DID A LOUD "CA-CAW!!" AS HE WALKED THROUGH THE ROOM
My roommate's fiancé thought it was funny
#dandyquotes
Its shark week and Dandy calling "super plus" tampons "super dupers" will forever make me laugh.
Its shark week and Dandy calling "super plus" tampons "super dupers" will forever make me laugh.
September 28, 2026 at 2:20 PM
#dandyquotes
Its shark week and Dandy calling "super plus" tampons "super dupers" will forever make me laugh.
Its shark week and Dandy calling "super plus" tampons "super dupers" will forever make me laugh.
#dandyquotes
Dandy, finding a pinup that's 100% my taste but not sure if he should tag me in it: "Uuuuh... what should I do?'
Me: "...DM it to me"
Its the armor in bikini
Dandy, finding a pinup that's 100% my taste but not sure if he should tag me in it: "Uuuuh... what should I do?'
Me: "...DM it to me"
Its the armor in bikini
August 19, 2026 at 5:15 AM
#dandyquotes
Dandy, finding a pinup that's 100% my taste but not sure if he should tag me in it: "Uuuuh... what should I do?'
Me: "...DM it to me"
Its the armor in bikini
Dandy, finding a pinup that's 100% my taste but not sure if he should tag me in it: "Uuuuh... what should I do?'
Me: "...DM it to me"
Its the armor in bikini
#dandyquotes
When we visit my maternal grandparents, Dandy isn't allowed to talk. He's pretty good at being quiet.
Until he laughs.
And you can just TELL its him. They can't but I can--
When we visit my maternal grandparents, Dandy isn't allowed to talk. He's pretty good at being quiet.
Until he laughs.
And you can just TELL its him. They can't but I can--
August 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
#dandyquotes
When we visit my maternal grandparents, Dandy isn't allowed to talk. He's pretty good at being quiet.
Until he laughs.
And you can just TELL its him. They can't but I can--
When we visit my maternal grandparents, Dandy isn't allowed to talk. He's pretty good at being quiet.
Until he laughs.
And you can just TELL its him. They can't but I can--
#dandyquotes
Dandy has the low "i just woke up" voice and said "Good Morning Sweetie Pie" at Vinny--
Now he's about to make me a Morning smoothie ;;
Dandy has the low "i just woke up" voice and said "Good Morning Sweetie Pie" at Vinny--
Now he's about to make me a Morning smoothie ;;
August 13, 2026 at 2:05 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy has the low "i just woke up" voice and said "Good Morning Sweetie Pie" at Vinny--
Now he's about to make me a Morning smoothie ;;
Dandy has the low "i just woke up" voice and said "Good Morning Sweetie Pie" at Vinny--
Now he's about to make me a Morning smoothie ;;
#dandyquotes
We're doing the Pluralspace and we are putting in our likes and dislikes. Dandy has a lot more than I do (at the moment).
Me: "You're more rounded (person) than I am!"
Dandy: "I'm more active than you are! My house* now!"
*my house as in MY BODY.
We're doing the Pluralspace and we are putting in our likes and dislikes. Dandy has a lot more than I do (at the moment).
Me: "You're more rounded (person) than I am!"
Dandy: "I'm more active than you are! My house* now!"
*my house as in MY BODY.
June 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
#dandyquotes
We're doing the Pluralspace and we are putting in our likes and dislikes. Dandy has a lot more than I do (at the moment).
Me: "You're more rounded (person) than I am!"
Dandy: "I'm more active than you are! My house* now!"
*my house as in MY BODY.
We're doing the Pluralspace and we are putting in our likes and dislikes. Dandy has a lot more than I do (at the moment).
Me: "You're more rounded (person) than I am!"
Dandy: "I'm more active than you are! My house* now!"
*my house as in MY BODY.
#dandyquotes
Therapist: I didn't think the clubhouse would work for you. They don't have your kind of people. You would get bored with it
Dandy: Your kind of people. There ain't gays in there.
Me-wheezing from laughter-
Therapist: I mean yes... yes that too.
Therapist: I didn't think the clubhouse would work for you. They don't have your kind of people. You would get bored with it
Dandy: Your kind of people. There ain't gays in there.
Me-wheezing from laughter-
Therapist: I mean yes... yes that too.
June 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
#dandyquotes
Therapist: I didn't think the clubhouse would work for you. They don't have your kind of people. You would get bored with it
Dandy: Your kind of people. There ain't gays in there.
Me-wheezing from laughter-
Therapist: I mean yes... yes that too.
Therapist: I didn't think the clubhouse would work for you. They don't have your kind of people. You would get bored with it
Dandy: Your kind of people. There ain't gays in there.
Me-wheezing from laughter-
Therapist: I mean yes... yes that too.
#dandyquotes
Vinny tries to bust down the door every time we're in the bathroom. Dandy frantically going "no Vinny I'm taking a piss!!" always makes me chuckle. True fear in his voice.
Vinny tries to bust down the door every time we're in the bathroom. Dandy frantically going "no Vinny I'm taking a piss!!" always makes me chuckle. True fear in his voice.
June 6, 2026 at 2:01 PM
#dandyquotes
Vinny tries to bust down the door every time we're in the bathroom. Dandy frantically going "no Vinny I'm taking a piss!!" always makes me chuckle. True fear in his voice.
Vinny tries to bust down the door every time we're in the bathroom. Dandy frantically going "no Vinny I'm taking a piss!!" always makes me chuckle. True fear in his voice.
#dandyquotes
Listening to a YouTube ad:
Dandy: "Heh heh Flexible Hole"
Me: "Its "Flexible HOLD"
-silence. Grabs the phone and opens bluesky-
Dandy: "NONONONONO!!"
Listening to a YouTube ad:
Dandy: "Heh heh Flexible Hole"
Me: "Its "Flexible HOLD"
-silence. Grabs the phone and opens bluesky-
Dandy: "NONONONONO!!"
June 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
#dandyquotes
Listening to a YouTube ad:
Dandy: "Heh heh Flexible Hole"
Me: "Its "Flexible HOLD"
-silence. Grabs the phone and opens bluesky-
Dandy: "NONONONONO!!"
Listening to a YouTube ad:
Dandy: "Heh heh Flexible Hole"
Me: "Its "Flexible HOLD"
-silence. Grabs the phone and opens bluesky-
Dandy: "NONONONONO!!"
#dandyquotes
Dandy, seeing a Simpsons clip: "I dont like the idea that Homer and Marge have sex. Their kids just spawned into the world."
Good morning to you too, Dandy.
Dandy, seeing a Simpsons clip: "I dont like the idea that Homer and Marge have sex. Their kids just spawned into the world."
Good morning to you too, Dandy.
May 19, 2026 at 2:03 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy, seeing a Simpsons clip: "I dont like the idea that Homer and Marge have sex. Their kids just spawned into the world."
Good morning to you too, Dandy.
Dandy, seeing a Simpsons clip: "I dont like the idea that Homer and Marge have sex. Their kids just spawned into the world."
Good morning to you too, Dandy.
#dandyquotes
Dandy is helping me with the convention prep stuff today and hearing him make his little "ah, err okay whoops a'right" makes me chuckle.
As soon as I went to make this post he said "Oh come on..." at me ffffff
Dandy is helping me with the convention prep stuff today and hearing him make his little "ah, err okay whoops a'right" makes me chuckle.
As soon as I went to make this post he said "Oh come on..." at me ffffff
April 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy is helping me with the convention prep stuff today and hearing him make his little "ah, err okay whoops a'right" makes me chuckle.
As soon as I went to make this post he said "Oh come on..." at me ffffff
Dandy is helping me with the convention prep stuff today and hearing him make his little "ah, err okay whoops a'right" makes me chuckle.
As soon as I went to make this post he said "Oh come on..." at me ffffff
#dandyquotes
My roommate "your part of the electric is $67"
Dandy, does the handgesture.
Roommate, pointing at my room: "go back to your dungeon!"
Dandy: "I'm 12! I can make that joke!!"
Roommate: "You're the tallest 12 year old I've ever seen!"
Dandy: "You'd be surprised how tall they get!!"
My roommate "your part of the electric is $67"
Dandy, does the handgesture.
Roommate, pointing at my room: "go back to your dungeon!"
Dandy: "I'm 12! I can make that joke!!"
Roommate: "You're the tallest 12 year old I've ever seen!"
Dandy: "You'd be surprised how tall they get!!"
April 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
#dandyquotes
My roommate "your part of the electric is $67"
Dandy, does the handgesture.
Roommate, pointing at my room: "go back to your dungeon!"
Dandy: "I'm 12! I can make that joke!!"
Roommate: "You're the tallest 12 year old I've ever seen!"
Dandy: "You'd be surprised how tall they get!!"
My roommate "your part of the electric is $67"
Dandy, does the handgesture.
Roommate, pointing at my room: "go back to your dungeon!"
Dandy: "I'm 12! I can make that joke!!"
Roommate: "You're the tallest 12 year old I've ever seen!"
Dandy: "You'd be surprised how tall they get!!"
#dandyquotes
Me: "I did fall in love with you. You're a silly little guy."
Dandy, deepening his voice: "I'm a silly big man."
Me: "I did fall in love with you. You're a silly little guy."
Dandy, deepening his voice: "I'm a silly big man."
March 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
#dandyquotes
Me: "I did fall in love with you. You're a silly little guy."
Dandy, deepening his voice: "I'm a silly big man."
Me: "I did fall in love with you. You're a silly little guy."
Dandy, deepening his voice: "I'm a silly big man."
#dandyquotes
Me: "what do you want for breakfast"
Dandy, singing in his low morning voice: "Mmm chocolate donuts, Tay-Tay~ Chocolate donuts, Tay-Tay"
He's been craving the bagged little chocolate donuts--
Me: "what do you want for breakfast"
Dandy, singing in his low morning voice: "Mmm chocolate donuts, Tay-Tay~ Chocolate donuts, Tay-Tay"
He's been craving the bagged little chocolate donuts--
March 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
#dandyquotes
Me: "what do you want for breakfast"
Dandy, singing in his low morning voice: "Mmm chocolate donuts, Tay-Tay~ Chocolate donuts, Tay-Tay"
He's been craving the bagged little chocolate donuts--
Me: "what do you want for breakfast"
Dandy, singing in his low morning voice: "Mmm chocolate donuts, Tay-Tay~ Chocolate donuts, Tay-Tay"
He's been craving the bagged little chocolate donuts--
#dandyquotes
Dandy: "I know that we lost a lotta weight and we're trying to not gain wait. But those little donuts are pretty damn good."
He rediscovered that he liked the little chocolate donuts you get in the bags from little debbies or whatever. He must resist we're doing so good-- -adklasjdl
Dandy: "I know that we lost a lotta weight and we're trying to not gain wait. But those little donuts are pretty damn good."
He rediscovered that he liked the little chocolate donuts you get in the bags from little debbies or whatever. He must resist we're doing so good-- -adklasjdl
March 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy: "I know that we lost a lotta weight and we're trying to not gain wait. But those little donuts are pretty damn good."
He rediscovered that he liked the little chocolate donuts you get in the bags from little debbies or whatever. He must resist we're doing so good-- -adklasjdl
Dandy: "I know that we lost a lotta weight and we're trying to not gain wait. But those little donuts are pretty damn good."
He rediscovered that he liked the little chocolate donuts you get in the bags from little debbies or whatever. He must resist we're doing so good-- -adklasjdl
#dandyquotes
Dandy, seeing an OC he really likes: "Oh Damn there she is again...."
Me: "Do you want me to tag you in it so you can repost it?"
Dandy, shy: "No... I'll find her on my own account..."
Dandy, seeing an OC he really likes: "Oh Damn there she is again...."
Me: "Do you want me to tag you in it so you can repost it?"
Dandy, shy: "No... I'll find her on my own account..."
February 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy, seeing an OC he really likes: "Oh Damn there she is again...."
Me: "Do you want me to tag you in it so you can repost it?"
Dandy, shy: "No... I'll find her on my own account..."
Dandy, seeing an OC he really likes: "Oh Damn there she is again...."
Me: "Do you want me to tag you in it so you can repost it?"
Dandy, shy: "No... I'll find her on my own account..."
#dandyquotes
Me talking with Dandy:
Dandy "I love our new Trailblazer, Tay."
Me "I know"
Dandy "... I need to Google how to get that damn sticker off the back"
She has a local radio station sticker on the back--fggggvh
Me talking with Dandy:
Dandy "I love our new Trailblazer, Tay."
Me "I know"
Dandy "... I need to Google how to get that damn sticker off the back"
She has a local radio station sticker on the back--fggggvh
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
#dandyquotes
Me talking with Dandy:
Dandy "I love our new Trailblazer, Tay."
Me "I know"
Dandy "... I need to Google how to get that damn sticker off the back"
She has a local radio station sticker on the back--fggggvh
Me talking with Dandy:
Dandy "I love our new Trailblazer, Tay."
Me "I know"
Dandy "... I need to Google how to get that damn sticker off the back"
She has a local radio station sticker on the back--fggggvh
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I see that people are joining /returning to Bluesky!
Hello!! This is where I've been for the last year!
My art tags are #scittyart #commission #commissions
Random stuff Dandy says is #dandyquotes #dandyquote
Hello!! This is where I've been for the last year!
My art tags are #scittyart #commission #commissions
Random stuff Dandy says is #dandyquotes #dandyquote
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I see that people are joining /returning to Bluesky!
Hello!! This is where I've been for the last year!
My art tags are #scittyart #commission #commissions
Random stuff Dandy says is #dandyquotes #dandyquote
Hello!! This is where I've been for the last year!
My art tags are #scittyart #commission #commissions
Random stuff Dandy says is #dandyquotes #dandyquote
#dandyquotes
Dandy: "Waddle Doo is an acquired taste"
I was talking about how I like Waddle Dee a lot and then was afraid of Waddle Doo as a kid--
Dandy: "Waddle Doo is an acquired taste"
I was talking about how I like Waddle Dee a lot and then was afraid of Waddle Doo as a kid--
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy: "Waddle Doo is an acquired taste"
I was talking about how I like Waddle Dee a lot and then was afraid of Waddle Doo as a kid--
Dandy: "Waddle Doo is an acquired taste"
I was talking about how I like Waddle Dee a lot and then was afraid of Waddle Doo as a kid--
#dandyquotes
Dandy: "You know what's nice? I haven't been craving alcohol."
Me: "Thats funny considering you've been having to deal with Unity (for his VRchat model stuff)"
Dandy -laughs-
Dandy: "You know what's nice? I haven't been craving alcohol."
Me: "Thats funny considering you've been having to deal with Unity (for his VRchat model stuff)"
Dandy -laughs-
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy: "You know what's nice? I haven't been craving alcohol."
Me: "Thats funny considering you've been having to deal with Unity (for his VRchat model stuff)"
Dandy -laughs-
Dandy: "You know what's nice? I haven't been craving alcohol."
Me: "Thats funny considering you've been having to deal with Unity (for his VRchat model stuff)"
Dandy -laughs-
#dandyquotes
Dandy started monologing to Vinny (our roommate's cat): "There is so much going on all the time. Your cells keep working. Blood is always flowing through your veins. There's always a sound."
Vinny looked concerned. Hbfggvhvhj
Dandy started monologing to Vinny (our roommate's cat): "There is so much going on all the time. Your cells keep working. Blood is always flowing through your veins. There's always a sound."
Vinny looked concerned. Hbfggvhvhj
October 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
#dandyquotes
Dandy started monologing to Vinny (our roommate's cat): "There is so much going on all the time. Your cells keep working. Blood is always flowing through your veins. There's always a sound."
Vinny looked concerned. Hbfggvhvhj
Dandy started monologing to Vinny (our roommate's cat): "There is so much going on all the time. Your cells keep working. Blood is always flowing through your veins. There's always a sound."
Vinny looked concerned. Hbfggvhvhj
#dandyquotes
Dandy thought he saw Vinny but didn't actually realize that he did see him: "Oh I thought I was going crazy"
Me: "Thats funny, alter that lives in my head."
Dandy: "that sounds more like a you problem then my problem."
Dandy thought he saw Vinny but didn't actually realize that he did see him: "Oh I thought I was going crazy"
Me: "Thats funny, alter that lives in my head."
Dandy: "that sounds more like a you problem then my problem."
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
#dandyquotes
Dandy thought he saw Vinny but didn't actually realize that he did see him: "Oh I thought I was going crazy"
Me: "Thats funny, alter that lives in my head."
Dandy: "that sounds more like a you problem then my problem."
Dandy thought he saw Vinny but didn't actually realize that he did see him: "Oh I thought I was going crazy"
Me: "Thats funny, alter that lives in my head."
Dandy: "that sounds more like a you problem then my problem."