#danpatrick
Talked about this on the pod but I really don’t think most observers are fully grasping the mood of the electorate
April 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Texas pulls in $268M/year from hemp THC.

A full statewide flood warning system? ~$150M.

200+ Texans are dead.
And @DanPatrick is out here fighting gummies like it’s a crusade.

Cool. Great job, y’all. #txlege #floods #priorities
July 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November 30, 2024 at 4:20 PM
#Txlege #danpatrick #Texas #Maga
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April 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
International attention for Lt. Gov. @DanPatrick, which concludes that #DansBan on THC while Patrick accepts thousands from alcohol lobbyists officially makes him a "hypocrite". Podcast: bit.ly/3Z0lr7x ⁠https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/hypocritical-texas-leader-lauds-thc-35309266
May 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
More Texas #GOP lies.
“ Child Separation “ was a #Trump 45 border policy. Texas Lt. Governor #DanPatrick is a bald-faced liar. 🤥
December 13, 2024 at 3:07 PM
This is GOP Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick saying that Republicans might have a hard time holding the *Texas State House*.

I don’t know how serious he is, or whether he’s just trying to shake Rs out of their complacency, but Dems flipping a TX State Legislative chamber would be insane.
April 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Happy Small Business Saturday! Today we launch The Dan Patrick Show collaboration! Pioneering sportscaster, co-star of "Hubie Halloween," living legend. Standard DP Show merch, new designs. In stores & online. Only in December! #raygun #DanPatrick #TheDPShow www.raygunsite.com/collections/...
November 30, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Libertarians in Texas are NOT on board with LT. Governor Dan Patrick's War on Books!

So who is?

Who is behind the push to regulate the books that Texans are allowed to read in their libraries?

Sign the petition - action.everylibrary.org/danpatrick
September 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Culture Wars : 1
Gun Safety: 0

#DanPatrick doesn’t care about public safety. ❌
December 6, 2024 at 12:54 AM
November 30, 2024 at 4:20 PM
This Saturday, for the first time in human history, Dan Patrick Show products will be available in brick and mortar stores.

And those stores are our stores. #raygun #danpatrick

PS: we'll also have some totally new products that earth has never seen.
November 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Fewer people are moving to Texas from within the U.S. in 2024 data says.

Here’s why:

The #ChristianNationalist far-right-wing bats#it crazy #txlege , #GregAbbott, #DanPatrick, #KenPaxtonTX & #TedCruz
(not really but feels correct) ✅
www.dallasnews.com/business/202...
Fewer people are moving to Texas from within the U.S., data says. Here’s why
For the first time in five years, Texas was downgraded from an inbound migration state to neutral for those moving from other states in the U.S., according to...
www.dallasnews.com
December 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
👉 Nothing screams “democracy” like stealing elections and demanding everyone stand for your prayer. Bravo, Texas. 👏#DontMessWithSeparation #danpatrick #gerrymandering #churchandstate #freedomfromreligion
What happened in Texas was even worse than you think…
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August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Trump had Amerika vote with/for Russia in th UN today. WE are not longer the leaders of the free world. #TrumpSurrendered #RepublicansSupportThis #JohnCornyn #GregAbbott #TedCruz #DanPatrick #DanCrenshaw #SteveToth #AllGOPpussiesUnfitForOffice #TheyAreAllWeak
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
he held a press conference talking about how we need to protect kids and adults from THC products and then scolded the press for not taking it seriously and then this happened:
May 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Texas #GOP All-IN for Border Wall Con$truction + Zero Raises for Texas K-12 teachers =
LONE STAR DUMBFUCKISTAN

See #DanPatrick cc’s on pic # 2 ⬇️ Lt. Dan has his 👅 deep up Trump, Elon, Laura Ingraham and Charlie Kirk’s Arses’ 🫏
December 13, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I’m so tired of these #KenPaxton and #DanPatrick ads where they tell us that their opponent voted to allow “boys in girls’ sports.”
September 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Goddamn #DanPatrick eyes… just like #Ka$hPatel -
It’s the look of NazInsanity
March 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My bet is Texas Lt. Gov. #DanPatrick manufactured this
NY Strip Steak 🥩 VS. Texas Strip Steak 🥩
NONSENSE for one reason:

As a DISTRACTION from #TxLege trying to pass tax-payer funded K-12 #Vouchers that will degrade K-12 Public Schools and ISD’s in Texas. Thoughts?

www.khou.com/article/news...
Restaurant owner sues Texas for $1 million over proposed steak name change
An Albany restaurant is suing the state of Texas over the proposed name change.
www.khou.com
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Blue Americans ask why TX always votes Red. Watch @suricrowe.bsky.social cover the current voter suppression tactics of fucking #GregAbbott, #DanPatrick & #KenPaxton, who are kicking voters off the voter rolls and closing polling places!!

#RepublicansCheat

youtube.com/watch?v=m3U7...
GOP Just MADE THEIR MOVE in TEXAS...
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September 7, 2026 at 10:32 AM
#Texas #Republican Lt. Gov. #DanPatrick 's attempted narrative that Texas is a red state by a huge majority and therefore they "deserve" to #gerrymander against their residents gets BLOWN APART by #VoterData revealing just how close to even the state is between blue and red
youtu.be/8at2UDvmpFY?...
Texas Republican Con COLLAPSES As Stunning Voter Truth Crashes Down
YouTube video by The Damage Report
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August 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Will #GregAbbott, #DanPatrick or #KenPaxton take responsibility?

Can you imagine the outcry by #MAGA Republicans if Texas was governed by a majority of Democrats?
Texas lottery executives blessed a scheme that ensured one player would win a $95 million jackpot in 2023. In a state known for its aversion to government regulation, the successful manipulation has taken on deep meaning. nyti.ms/4jdtZ3X
April 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM