#ddos
The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack
April 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
DDOS
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture.

Understood instantly what it meant.
February 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
about to ddos this plate of fries
August 13, 2024 at 1:18 AM
reading the news is like a DDoS attack on my brain
April 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s a political DDOS attack.
hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously
August 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This administration is a daily DDOS on our brains and attention.
February 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Survived a DDoS just now and most people probably didn’t even notice
March 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
how can i ddos the borg
August 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My neck
My back
My DDOS attack
August 13, 2024 at 10:43 PM
#Anonymous
Dark Storm hacktivist group claims to be behind DDoS attacks causing multiple #X worldwide outages on Monday, leading the company to enable DDoS protections from Cloudflare.
#DarkStormTeam #DDoSAttacks
www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
X hit by ‘massive cyberattack’ amid Dark Storm’s DDoS claims
The Dark Storm hacktivist group claims to be behind DDoS attacks causing multiple X worldwide outages on Monday, leading the company to enable DDoS protections from Cloudflare.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
March 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Lately, the news is just a DDOS attack on my brain.
April 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
December 14, 2024 at 4:26 AM
‼️ Hacker group Dark Storm Team claims responsibility for DDoS attack on X, — Newsweek
March 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
not bgp, not dns, but a secret third thing (ddos)
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Apr 16
Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.
April 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Twitter DDOS attack - Muskrat is toast… #DarkStorm
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack" is a sentence that plunges me into the deepest, darkest infosec despair.
How to tell if your toothbrush is being used in a DDoS attack | Malwarebytes
Your essential guide to toothbrush security.
www.malwarebytes.com
February 7, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Moment of Gratitude: CloudFlare

CloudFlare saved the Internet Archive servers from a DDOS yesterday.

Max rate of this DDOS attack was 525 Gbps (44.93 Mpps) of a "TCP flood"

@archive.org does not have enough bandwidth to fend off that kind of attack = wouldbe bad saturday.

Thank you #CloudFlare
June 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hype DDOS is the perfect term
September 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Postmortem of a little community hobby wiki struggling to survive an extinction-event-tier DDOS purely because they banned one guy for using Claude on the wiki https://blog.xkeeper.net/the-cutting-room-floor/tcrf-2026-ddos-postmortem/
September 24, 2026 at 5:57 PM
(not getting likes because my posts are bad) there appears to be a massive DDOS attack
August 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
If you have literally, just a week before a DDOS, had an outage due to your own vibecode DOS'ing itself, that does not bode well for its ability to handle an *actual* DDOS.

A DDOS happens, your vibecoded slop exponentially amplifies the attack by such as turning one API call into 1,000.
April 18, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Massive DDOS attack = people using the site
Elon Musk now having a proper melt down on X as his planned mutual masturbation event with Donald Trump turns out to be a total tech clusterfuck

Enjoy
August 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM
how can i ddos the borg
August 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Car traffic is a DDoS attack on cities.
August 13, 2024 at 1:20 AM