#defrosted
I have defrosted
the blood
that was in
the refrigerator

and which
you were probably
saving for
medical emergencies

You idiots
You do not
need to
network absolutely everything
November 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Hope so. At minimum maybe his duck gets defrosted.
November 7, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Wake up babe they defrosted more of my dna
November 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
why am I hearing all I want for Christmas is you on NOVEMBER 9th

mariah hasn’t even defrosted yet
November 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
THEY DEFROSTED MARIAH CAREY AT WORK

THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC IS HERE
November 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Calling on St Viateur to help me during this week of work insanity (I have defrosted the last half dozen Montreal bagels that were stashed away for emergencies).
November 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Has Mariah defrosted herself yet? Too soon for me.
November 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Mariah has already fully defrosted at my friend’s place and she’s handing out blessings.
November 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
#throwbackthursday to our first day after being adopted when Donny:

• Hid so well that the hooms had a search party with the neighbours.

• Opened the freezer overnight so it defrosted.

• Pulled all the kick-boards off the kitchen units.

Not a bad introduction 😸

#cats #adoptdontshop #blackcats
November 5, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Porridge chat gatecrasher here too 😉. Having mine with defrosted frozen raspberries and a sprinkling of toasted mixed seeds. Healthy AF and yum too!
November 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
:/ last time they defrosted her late past thanksgiving and they regretted it
November 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The T-1000 hasn’t defrosted my freezer yet
November 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Mariah Carey gets defrosted earlier every year & reinflated
November 1, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Not to brag but…
I just defrosted leftovers.💪🏾
November 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Last kitchen tip, I swear

Use a potato ricer to squeeze water out of canned or defrosted veggies to use in an omelette, dip or casserole

It is the secret to a superb spinach dip
November 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
IT'S TIME.
November 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Cleaning out the defrosted freezer, a friend’s birthday brunch, followed by a whole lotta nuthin’!
Ladies Lunch: Can We Brunch?
ALT: Ladies Lunch: Can We Brunch?
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November 8, 2026 at 11:54 AM
#DJUKLive is ON-AIR!! Today's transmission: Xe's Defrosted!!! - ROBLOX
https://www.twitch.tv/officialdjuk
November 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
#DJUKLive is ON-AIR!! Today's transmission: Xe's Defrosted!!! - ROBLOX
https://www.twitch.tv/officialdjuk
November 7, 2026 at 9:01 PM
TFW your reagent defrosted faster than you were expecting and your experiment is starting now instead of after lunch...
Beaker Muppet Says Meep!
ALT: Beaker Muppet Says Meep!
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November 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Yeah my feet still haven't defrosted, I'm all good advice-wise.
November 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Tonight I will be conjuring a quick dinner from this pot of stuff I got 40% off with rice noodles, some extra defrosted prawns and some vegetables
November 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Defrosted
November 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
She's almost defrosted.

📷 Getty
November 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I *got out of bed*, defrosted chicken, chopped onion and yellow pepper, seasoned, cooked, took picture and wrote this in 15 min. Impressive, if I say so myself.
November 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM