Delayed and delayed..and delayed...and delayed...
November 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Delayed and delayed..and delayed...and delayed...
Commission delayed reason
September 23, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Commission delayed reason
Reminder: The Epstein files aren’t delayed.
A law is being broken.
We’re still missing 99%.
A law is being broken.
We’re still missing 99%.
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Reminder: The Epstein files aren’t delayed.
A law is being broken.
We’re still missing 99%.
A law is being broken.
We’re still missing 99%.
Previously on (slightly delayed) Digimon:
April 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Previously on (slightly delayed) Digimon:
Totally not delayed Valentine's
March 23, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Totally not delayed Valentine's
The UFC Freedom 250 event is rain delayed. 😂
June 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The UFC Freedom 250 event is rain delayed. 😂
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
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May 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
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At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts.
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Tornado warnings delayed because of DOGE cuts
At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts.
www.mesoscalenews.com
May 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts.
www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...
www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/
I don’t care how many cases against him get dropped, delayed or buried. He’s guilty as sin and the whole world knows it.
November 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I don’t care how many cases against him get dropped, delayed or buried. He’s guilty as sin and the whole world knows it.
Donald Trump’s America is commercial flights being delayed so Musk can fail at rockets.
March 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Donald Trump’s America is commercial flights being delayed so Musk can fail at rockets.
Ah yes, the classic 7-day delayed internal bleeding
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Ah yes, the classic 7-day delayed internal bleeding
Delayed Happy New Year 🫶🏽🤎
January 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Delayed Happy New Year 🫶🏽🤎
✈️❗️Over 400 flights delayed in Moscow, dozens more canceled due to massive drone attack, — local channels
➡️ Sheremetyevo — 121 flights delayed for arrival and 126 for departure.
➡️ Vnukovo — 60 flights delayed for departure and 69 for arrival, 11 more canceled.
➡️ Sheremetyevo — 121 flights delayed for arrival and 126 for departure.
➡️ Vnukovo — 60 flights delayed for departure and 69 for arrival, 11 more canceled.
September 20, 2026 at 10:25 AM
✈️❗️Over 400 flights delayed in Moscow, dozens more canceled due to massive drone attack, — local channels
➡️ Sheremetyevo — 121 flights delayed for arrival and 126 for departure.
➡️ Vnukovo — 60 flights delayed for departure and 69 for arrival, 11 more canceled.
➡️ Sheremetyevo — 121 flights delayed for arrival and 126 for departure.
➡️ Vnukovo — 60 flights delayed for departure and 69 for arrival, 11 more canceled.
somewhat delayed loss
July 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
somewhat delayed loss
Dinner was delayed
July 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Dinner was delayed
November 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Federal inflation data was postponed for the first time in years as a government shutdown delayed economic reports.
Inflation Rose Again Last Month, Delayed Data Shows
Federal inflation data was postponed for the first time in years as a government shutdown delayed economic reports.
www.forbes.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Federal inflation data was postponed for the first time in years as a government shutdown delayed economic reports.
The reason your train was delayed.
July 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The reason your train was delayed.
We regret that your Monday Morning commute may be delayed…
Management recommends you stay home and play with your cat instead…
Management recommends you stay home and play with your cat instead…
September 21, 2026 at 12:23 PM
We regret that your Monday Morning commute may be delayed…
Management recommends you stay home and play with your cat instead…
Management recommends you stay home and play with your cat instead…
Todd Blanche's confirmation should be delayed until he releases Epstein Files.
Please pass it on.
Please pass it on.
July 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Todd Blanche's confirmation should be delayed until he releases Epstein Files.
Please pass it on.
Please pass it on.
Signal For New Pope Delayed While Dead Raccoon Dislodged From Sistine Chapel Chimney
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Signal For New Pope Delayed While Dead Raccoon Dislodged From Sistine Chapel Chimney