Denethor inspects Pippin's cool sword.
June 30, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Denethor inspects Pippin's cool sword.
Denethor: No tomb for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.
NYT: Denethor, Master Orator, Fires Up Crowd at Latest Rally
NYT: Denethor, Master Orator, Fires Up Crowd at Latest Rally
January 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Denethor: No tomb for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.
NYT: Denethor, Master Orator, Fires Up Crowd at Latest Rally
NYT: Denethor, Master Orator, Fires Up Crowd at Latest Rally
LOTR Miras Tirith Lego set comes with Denethor II and he is holding tomatoes 🤣🍅
May 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
LOTR Miras Tirith Lego set comes with Denethor II and he is holding tomatoes 🤣🍅
Jesse Singal: I'm here to ruin lives
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team):
December 20, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Jesse Singal: I'm here to ruin lives
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team):
Donny’s 100% barricade himself inside the Oval Office and Do A Denethor to the White House on 2029
October 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Donny’s 100% barricade himself inside the Oval Office and Do A Denethor to the White House on 2029
Black people: exists
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team):
December 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Black people: exists
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team):
Porn bot: hello
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Bluesky (team):
December 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Porn bot: hello
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!"
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Bluesky (team):
December 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!"
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team):
Reminder: THE INTERNET IS A PALANTIR. DO NOT BE DENETHOR.
Don’t let the internet fool you. I was at a protest for trans kids yesterday an HOUR south of Seattle, and it was HUGE. And there was a cacophony of drivers beeping in support.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.
September 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Reminder: THE INTERNET IS A PALANTIR. DO NOT BE DENETHOR.
memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"
April 21, 2026 at 12:23 AM
memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"
Denethor gave up without a fight because he spent too much time staring into a telecommunications device that only showed him the most frightening and depressing information.
Don't be like Denethor.
Don't be like Denethor.
July 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Denethor gave up without a fight because he spent too much time staring into a telecommunications device that only showed him the most frightening and depressing information.
Don't be like Denethor.
Don't be like Denethor.
Bluesky (users): here's a really easy opportunity to do the right thing with minimal effort from you!
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team):
December 20, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Bluesky (users): here's a really easy opportunity to do the right thing with minimal effort from you!
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team):
Bluesky (team) learning Charlie died
September 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bluesky (team) learning Charlie died
The movies don't really get into it, but it's worth remembering that Denethor went crazy because he spent too much time doomscrolling on the Palantír and it cooked his brain
September 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The movies don't really get into it, but it's worth remembering that Denethor went crazy because he spent too much time doomscrolling on the Palantír and it cooked his brain
fun fact: Denny's was named after Denethor, Steward of Gondor
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
fun fact: Denny's was named after Denethor, Steward of Gondor
Return of the King extended edition corrected post, all the homies hate Denethor
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Return of the King extended edition corrected post, all the homies hate Denethor
Denethor can’t even eat right, he sucks at everything except being on fire
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Denethor can’t even eat right, he sucks at everything except being on fire
Happy Father’s Day to a real one.
June 22, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Happy Father’s Day to a real one.
Slowly realizing as I watch Return of the King that I haven’t watched this movie in years and apparently forgot vast swaths of it, like how hard Denethor sucks
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Slowly realizing as I watch Return of the King that I haven’t watched this movie in years and apparently forgot vast swaths of it, like how hard Denethor sucks
September 30th October 1st
October 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
September 30th October 1st