#deplaning
If flying more than 2 hours or so, spring for the bougie plane seats. The free alcohol alone is worth iy, nevermind early boarding/deplaning, and more legroom.
October 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Air to Ground Message:

Can you coordinate w/ poc if EMT are needed at gate./ if so can you request w/ ord and let us know so we can hold general deplaning./

Area: Sioux Falls, SD, USA
Type: Airbus A321
A: #a6d32ad6646
F: #f0234e5853c
October 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Air to Ground Message:

CAN YOU COORDINATE W/ POC IF EMT ARE NEEDED AT GATE./ IF SO CAN YOU REQUEST W/ ORD AND LET US KNOW SO WE CAN HOLD GENERAL DEPLANING./

Area: Sioux Falls, SD, USA
Type: Airbus A321
A: #a6d32ad6646
F: #f0234e5853c
October 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I've never felt like a fuck off would be warranted during a deplaning before
September 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Air to Ground Message:

Deplaning took a long time and cleaners spilled a trash bag that took cleaning up

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321
A: #ae588547513
F: #fdd705bb54f
September 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Air to Ground Message:

DEPLANING TOOK A LONG TIME AND CLEANERS SPILLED A TRASH BAG THAT TOOK CLEANING UP

Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA
Type: Airbus A321
A: #ae588547513
F: #fdd705bb54f
September 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
They provide important customer service and support during both boarding and deplaning. They should, obviously, be paid for it.
September 29, 2026 at 7:04 AM
These are better than any of mine yesterday! I had only:

LAX sucks but it’s great for making you think every third normal-looking person is a celeb trying not to attract attention.

(Brought to you by deplaning and immediately confusing some white guy for Jeremy Allen White)
September 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I read this whole thread after the conclusion of the game and, as a neutral, it was satisfying.

Good deplaning.
September 28, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Air to Ground Message:

No threat lvl law not required just a heads up for ord gate agent if he brings the attitude deplaning

Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA
Type: Boeing 737-800
A: #a9327dd3554
F: #f466786186b
September 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Air to Ground Message:

NO THREAT LVL LAW NOT REQUIRED JUST A HEADS UP FOR ORD GATE AGENT IF HE BRINGS THE ATTITUDE DEPLANING

Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA
Type: Boeing 737-800
A: #a9327dd3554
F: #f466786186b
September 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
None of the media show him deplaning, like they did Biden. They don’t air his blithering speeches or show his growing physical decrepitness. We are not getting a fair representation of tRump.
September 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
deplaning etiquette outside the U.S. is bleak. It’s a free for all, anyone goes whenever and shoves their way into being first off the plane no matter what row you’re in. I’m bout ready to slap this euro in front of me
September 27, 2026 at 6:20 AM
(1/2) Air to Ground Message:

Fyi. Fas report PAX in 25C urinated in galley near door 4R. They believe the PAX may have mental disability. At this time situation is under control and we do not consider it a security issue. Will be needing a hazmat team after deplaning.

Area: Burlington, ON,
September 26, 2026 at 10:15 AM
(1/2) Air to Ground Message:

FYI. FAS REPORT PAX IN 25C URINATED IN GALLEY NEAR DOOR 4R. THEY BELIEVE THE PAX MAY HAVE MENTAL DISABILITY. AT THIS TIME SITUATION IS UNDER CONTROL AND WE DO NOT CONSIDER IT A SECURITY ISSUE. WILL BE NEEDING A HAZMAT TEAM AFTER DEPLANING.

Area: Burlington, ON,
September 26, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Side effect of being so early is that this is the chillest deplaning ever.
September 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM
NewsMax: Noted Minnesota-based schlub documenter Aaron Rupar has intentionally lied about Natalie Harp being at the deplaning of Chinese President Xi Jiping on Wednesday. He is obsessed with Harp, when it was really Monica Crowley at the event.
September 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
> congratulate

Now imagine it's the same situation on a flight from latin America to Canada and its passengers get ICE treatment after deplaning
September 24, 2026 at 12:09 PM
If they were that close to timing out, the flight should not have gone ahead. Duty day requires flight crew to have 8 hours of uninterrupted rest. Makes next takeoff 10 hours from deplaning.
September 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Use headphones, check before reclining, don't cut in front of ppl during deplaning, dress comfortably but not inappropriately, and communicate with fellow passengers.

Plane common sense (pun intended)

thepointsguy.com/news/airplan...
Airplane etiquette survey: Many Americans say passenger behavior is getting worse - The Points Guy
A new survey reveals Americans' biggest airline etiquette pet peeves, from loud passengers and reclining seats to armrests, window shades and deplaning.
thepointsguy.com
September 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Always ahead of people with children, elders and anybody who might take more than 30 seconds to grab their bags and go, too. Unless your next connecting flight is boarding as this one is deplaning, fuckin chill.
September 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It's been maybe 7 or 8 years, but flight from Singapore to SFO turned around mid-Pacific to divert to Tokyo. By deplaning they had tables setup by last name with your hotel room, which bus to get on, voucher for food and your rebooked flight. I put that on the Japanese not the airline.
September 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
there’s nothing better than deplaning and seeing your beautiful puppy girlfriend there waiting for you 💖💖💖
September 23, 2026 at 1:39 AM