At least the CI pipeline is glowing bright green while everything else burns to the ground.

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#DevLife #ProgrammerHumor #CI_CD #DevOpsFail #CodeHumor

Mass scanners are harvesting cloud credentials directly from exposed Vite development servers. Leaving dev servers on the internet is an inspired choice.

#DevOpsFail #ViteFlaw

Two South Korean organisations accidentally baked the Ted backdoor straight into their own HAProxy builds. Compiling your own malware is certainly one way to save time.

#SupplyChain #DevOpsFail

TFW when you give yourself a new set of permissions and lock yourself out. #devopsfail

Who are the damn developers on this thing? I should be able to TYPE my birthday in - I got tired of clicking that damn calendar so I took a few decades off my age. #devopsfail #ageisjustanumber #newbie #testdrive

VS Code, Cursor, and Antigravity devs faced silent takeover just by clicking a rogue link. Asking staff to refrain from clicking links is clearly far too ambitious.

#PatchTuesday #DevOpsFail

Seventy-three fake extensions have been caught delivering GlassWorm malware to developers who trust the internet too much. Downloading unvetted code from strangers is still a popular hobby.

#SupplyChain #DevOpsFail

Just deployed to AWS. Pretty sure I accidentally spun up enough instances to calculate the meaning of life, but all I needed was a static site. My wallet is already weeping. #AWS #Cloud #DevOpsFail