this is probably what that Eugene Vindman town hall meeting was like
Gregg Wrecks Tim's Townhall | Mister America
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August 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
this is probably what that Eugene Vindman town hall meeting was like
Lives rent free in my head www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFK_...
Certified Oz Expert Gregg Turkington Appears on The Wizard of Oz Documentary
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March 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Lives rent free in my head www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFK_...
July 23, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I don't like this bird
"I don't like this bird" | 11th On Cinema Oscar Special
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June 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I don't like this bird
For Halloween, you get me; a big lumbering musclebloated dickmonster idiot, escorting his sweet little vampire sergal bae @wedgepire.bsky.social through a graveyard under a blood moon.
I am the smash. 💪😤
They are the grab. 🫳😉
( 🎨 @somnusfox.bsky.social )
I am the smash. 💪😤
They are the grab. 🫳😉
( 🎨 @somnusfox.bsky.social )
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
For Halloween, you get me; a big lumbering musclebloated dickmonster idiot, escorting his sweet little vampire sergal bae @wedgepire.bsky.social through a graveyard under a blood moon.
I am the smash. 💪😤
They are the grab. 🫳😉
( 🎨 @somnusfox.bsky.social )
I am the smash. 💪😤
They are the grab. 🫳😉
( 🎨 @somnusfox.bsky.social )
fascinated by all these dudes, how do they think eastern europeans survive without a raised dickmonster 750 truck to haul their loads around the village lol
January 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
fascinated by all these dudes, how do they think eastern europeans survive without a raised dickmonster 750 truck to haul their loads around the village lol
Norwegians all speak English, these are not accidental. The author of the popular series of paranormal investigation novels, The Fuckwhistle Files, knew what she was doing when she named the main character "Dickmonster James Fuckwhistle."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Norwegians all speak English, these are not accidental. The author of the popular series of paranormal investigation novels, The Fuckwhistle Files, knew what she was doing when she named the main character "Dickmonster James Fuckwhistle."
IN CONCLUSION: I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS!!!
From the Evangelion Symphony Disc 2 - Handel's Messiah: Hallelujah
(It's so gawddamn good, a guy screams right when it ends, see if you can spot him!!!)
[If the timestamp link doesn't work, it starts at 50min in]
youtu.be/fRgcrBxMBOM?...
From the Evangelion Symphony Disc 2 - Handel's Messiah: Hallelujah
(It's so gawddamn good, a guy screams right when it ends, see if you can spot him!!!)
[If the timestamp link doesn't work, it starts at 50min in]
youtu.be/fRgcrBxMBOM?...
Evangelion Symphony | HQ CD Recording + Download | Disc 2
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June 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
IN CONCLUSION: I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS!!!
From the Evangelion Symphony Disc 2 - Handel's Messiah: Hallelujah
(It's so gawddamn good, a guy screams right when it ends, see if you can spot him!!!)
[If the timestamp link doesn't work, it starts at 50min in]
youtu.be/fRgcrBxMBOM?...
From the Evangelion Symphony Disc 2 - Handel's Messiah: Hallelujah
(It's so gawddamn good, a guy screams right when it ends, see if you can spot him!!!)
[If the timestamp link doesn't work, it starts at 50min in]
youtu.be/fRgcrBxMBOM?...
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Tão grosso que a mão nem fecha! Imaginem num rabo, o estrago que não faz!!
onnowplay.com/vikinggaucho
#gaydaddy #gaybear #dickmonster
onnowplay.com/vikinggaucho
#gaydaddy #gaybear #dickmonster
October 13, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Tão grosso que a mão nem fecha! Imaginem num rabo, o estrago que não faz!!
onnowplay.com/vikinggaucho
#gaydaddy #gaybear #dickmonster
onnowplay.com/vikinggaucho
#gaydaddy #gaybear #dickmonster
September 16, 2024 at 9:25 AM
we will find out tonight if these predictions came true #oncinema youtu.be/OddQHrBzV7I?...
The Third Dumbledore | 11th On Cinema Oscar Special
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March 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
we will find out tonight if these predictions came true #oncinema youtu.be/OddQHrBzV7I?...
Time to dip my toe into the waters of posting adult stuff here. This is a fascinus. Aka. a phalloi, aka a Roman good-luck dickmonster. I make little plushes of them, mostly in bright colors but sometimes in skin-tones too.
Yes, it is a penis that has its own little penis. :D #nsfw #plush
Yes, it is a penis that has its own little penis. :D #nsfw #plush
October 17, 2024 at 5:53 PM
accidentally started thinking about "i don't like this bird" at a bad time www.youtube.com/watch?v=txUM...
"I don't like this bird" | 11th On Cinema Oscar Special
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July 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
accidentally started thinking about "i don't like this bird" at a bad time www.youtube.com/watch?v=txUM...
The “online embarrassment to flaming manosphere dickmonster” pipeline remains undefeated, I see.
February 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The “online embarrassment to flaming manosphere dickmonster” pipeline remains undefeated, I see.
What the fuck happened to Nate Silver, man?
Why is the response to getting dragged on the internet to dive to the bottom of the Manosphere, sink into the morass, and arise a shitty, pube-covered dickmonster?
Why is the response to getting dragged on the internet to dive to the bottom of the Manosphere, sink into the morass, and arise a shitty, pube-covered dickmonster?
February 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What the fuck happened to Nate Silver, man?
Why is the response to getting dragged on the internet to dive to the bottom of the Manosphere, sink into the morass, and arise a shitty, pube-covered dickmonster?
Why is the response to getting dragged on the internet to dive to the bottom of the Manosphere, sink into the morass, and arise a shitty, pube-covered dickmonster?
Пенамонстр убил ящерицу!!!
#Penis #dickmonster #vore #monstervore #lizardprey #monsterpred #hardvore #voregore #voreporn #gore #blood #deadprey
Черт, на этот раз теги не перевелись. Что за фигня.
#Penis #dickmonster #vore #monstervore #lizardprey #monsterpred #hardvore #voregore #voreporn #gore #blood #deadprey
Черт, на этот раз теги не перевелись. Что за фигня.
July 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Пенамонстр убил ящерицу!!!
#Penis #dickmonster #vore #monstervore #lizardprey #monsterpred #hardvore #voregore #voreporn #gore #blood #deadprey
Черт, на этот раз теги не перевелись. Что за фигня.
#Penis #dickmonster #vore #monstervore #lizardprey #monsterpred #hardvore #voregore #voreporn #gore #blood #deadprey
Черт, на этот раз теги не перевелись. Что за фигня.
heeh, sorry not sorre wohooo
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#chicknuggitnsfw // #nsfwart // #goddick (?) // #godick // #monsterdick // #dickmonster // #nsfw // #nsfwfurry
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#chicknuggitnsfw // #nsfwart // #goddick (?) // #godick // #monsterdick // #dickmonster // #nsfw // #nsfwfurry
May 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
heeh, sorry not sorre wohooo
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#chicknuggitnsfw // #nsfwart // #goddick (?) // #godick // #monsterdick // #dickmonster // #nsfw // #nsfwfurry
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#chicknuggitnsfw // #nsfwart // #goddick (?) // #godick // #monsterdick // #dickmonster // #nsfw // #nsfwfurry
Once while driving Lyft overnight in SF I picked up a couple dresses as Maury and Connie the hormone monsters and not only were they my favorite costumes and couple all night, but Maury left me a little dickmonster he’d drawn that he LAMINATED. He gave them out all night. Live up to that standard!
October 27, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Once while driving Lyft overnight in SF I picked up a couple dresses as Maury and Connie the hormone monsters and not only were they my favorite costumes and couple all night, but Maury left me a little dickmonster he’d drawn that he LAMINATED. He gave them out all night. Live up to that standard!
Raging Dickmonster is more accurate tho
March 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Raging Dickmonster is more accurate tho
I love how people look at Alien and think "yeah dickmonster whatever 👍 wow these calm and controlled synthetic humans who all look and act like kindergarten teachers are the most interesting thing going on here"
August 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I love how people look at Alien and think "yeah dickmonster whatever 👍 wow these calm and controlled synthetic humans who all look and act like kindergarten teachers are the most interesting thing going on here"
The dickmonster is a classic, but there's a threshold of abstraction from a human form where it stops being body horror and starts being body comedy. A tentacular mass with cocks on the ends? Respectable. A mind-warping vortex of broken angles sporting a statistically average human penis? Hilarious.
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The dickmonster is a classic, but there's a threshold of abstraction from a human form where it stops being body horror and starts being body comedy. A tentacular mass with cocks on the ends? Respectable. A mind-warping vortex of broken angles sporting a statistically average human penis? Hilarious.