The highest of commandments dictates to copulate 🙏
April 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The highest of commandments dictates to copulate 🙏
More state-sponsored capitalism. This time, the government dictates capital return.
Trump: "We're also going to be talking about buybacks. They spend so much money on buybacks. They want to buy back their stock. I don't want them to buy back their stock. I want them to put the money in plant and equipment so they can build these planes fast, rapidly, like, immediately."
December 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
More state-sponsored capitalism. This time, the government dictates capital return.
Academic freedom is when a foreign government dictates how and even whether a university investigates misconduct
Nathan Cofnas and the US Ambassador to Belgium say that the University of Ghent have now lifted his suspension, thanking the US government for supporting him (with threats of retaliation).
The Ambassador says that Cofnas will be able to complete his one year appointment to March 2027.
The Ambassador says that Cofnas will be able to complete his one year appointment to March 2027.
August 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Academic freedom is when a foreign government dictates how and even whether a university investigates misconduct
[wip] as the prophecy dictates,
August 18, 2026 at 4:08 AM
[wip] as the prophecy dictates,
It’s a cult. Their position is whatever the dear leader dictates at any given moment.
January 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s a cult. Their position is whatever the dear leader dictates at any given moment.
Morning. Friday.
Minty fresh as the day dictates.
Nearly there.
Minty fresh as the day dictates.
Nearly there.
September 25, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Morning. Friday.
Minty fresh as the day dictates.
Nearly there.
Minty fresh as the day dictates.
Nearly there.
February 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Occam’s razor dictates that it’s an enormous hand.
June 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Occam’s razor dictates that it’s an enormous hand.
Schumer's logic here also dictates getting rolled on the debt ceiling and on next year's budget. I think he's got to go
Schumer: "For sure, the Republican bill is a terrible option. It is not a clean CR. It is deeply partisan. It doesn't address far too many of this country's needs. But I believe allowing Donald Trump to take even much more power via a government shutdown is a far worse option."
March 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Schumer's logic here also dictates getting rolled on the debt ceiling and on next year's budget. I think he's got to go
The little demon that dictates when I wake up
September 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The little demon that dictates when I wake up
An unelected oligarch now dictates the course of democracy.
December 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
An unelected oligarch now dictates the course of democracy.
Logic dictates that we just live in really stupid times.
October 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Logic dictates that we just live in really stupid times.
Women rejecting femininity and its behavioral dictates is good, actually.
April 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Women rejecting femininity and its behavioral dictates is good, actually.
Con: your bf dictates the dress code
September 7, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Con: your bf dictates the dress code
Really love when some government commissar dictates what i should and should not enjoy spending my time/money on
Bessent: "The American dream is not, 'let them eat flat screens' ... the American dream is not contingent on cheap bobbles from China."
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Really love when some government commissar dictates what i should and should not enjoy spending my time/money on
Dragon brain also dictates that I should smother someone under me
September 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Dragon brain also dictates that I should smother someone under me
society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
December 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword
A government so small it dictates the entertainment at private events.
⚡️ Texas AG Ken Paxton wants Jason Aldean to replace Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 60 halftime performer: bit.ly/4nVH6Zx
September 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A government so small it dictates the entertainment at private events.
Aside from anything else wrong about declaring certain books as, essentially, junk, don't bow to the dictates of someone who isn't attentive enough to close their parentheses
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Aside from anything else wrong about declaring certain books as, essentially, junk, don't bow to the dictates of someone who isn't attentive enough to close their parentheses
I have always wanted a president who dictates what is and isn't broadcast on television. Maybe we should only have two broadcast outlets to simplify: Fox and CBS.
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I have always wanted a president who dictates what is and isn't broadcast on television. Maybe we should only have two broadcast outlets to simplify: Fox and CBS.
If gas station owners don't set their prices at the rate Donald Trump dictates, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.
July 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
If gas station owners don't set their prices at the rate Donald Trump dictates, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.
teamsters union has an agreement that dictates they get to shoot every mayor w this
Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian
July 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
teamsters union has an agreement that dictates they get to shoot every mayor w this
Pretty clear that the operating principle here is that the law is whatever Elon Musk’s current whim dictates.
musk's new thing is telling anyone doing or saying anything he disagrees with that they are committing a crime
February 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Pretty clear that the operating principle here is that the law is whatever Elon Musk’s current whim dictates.
When music dictates the pounding rhythm.
The power of skinheads.
Oi!
The power of skinheads.
Oi!
November 16, 2024 at 10:12 PM
When music dictates the pounding rhythm.
The power of skinheads.
Oi!
The power of skinheads.
Oi!
Iggy Pop is live at Coachella right now, shirtless as tradition dictates, kicking and strutting as usual. Like the coolest out-of-town uncle. He’s gonna be 79 next week. 🤘
April 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Iggy Pop is live at Coachella right now, shirtless as tradition dictates, kicking and strutting as usual. Like the coolest out-of-town uncle. He’s gonna be 79 next week. 🤘