remember when the Dilbert guy died
April 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
remember when the Dilbert guy died
Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
February 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert https://theonion.com/trump-appoints-lara-trump-to-be-next-dilbert/
Me: that's Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert
My son: who?
Me: you've never heard of Dilbert?
My son: no
Me: perfect
My son: who?
Me: you've never heard of Dilbert?
My son: no
Me: perfect
August 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Me: that's Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert
My son: who?
Me: you've never heard of Dilbert?
My son: no
Me: perfect
My son: who?
Me: you've never heard of Dilbert?
My son: no
Me: perfect
Executive order to put Dilbert back in the newspaper
February 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Executive order to put Dilbert back in the newspaper
Dilbert Creator Dies https://theonion.com/dilbert-creator-dies/
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Dilbert Creator Dies https://theonion.com/dilbert-creator-dies/
the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.
Tragic that we’ll never find out what Dilbert thinks about this war
March 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Tragic that we’ll never find out what Dilbert thinks about this war
dilbert guy is doing great
September 28, 2023 at 3:31 PM
dilbert guy is doing great
DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky
CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror
DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN
BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath
DILBERT: you're right... thanks
BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror
DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN
BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath
DILBERT: you're right... thanks
BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
July 25, 2026 at 1:25 PM
DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky
CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror
DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN
BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath
DILBERT: you're right... thanks
BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror
DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN
BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath
DILBERT: you're right... thanks
BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
Real Dilbert, the man who inspired the once-popular comic strip “Dilbert,” has passed away. he was 38 years old. his book, 𝘓𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘦 𝘉é𝘣é 𝘋𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵, remains the highest selling book ever both in and outside of the united states
July 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Real Dilbert, the man who inspired the once-popular comic strip “Dilbert,” has passed away. he was 38 years old. his book, 𝘓𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘦 𝘉é𝘣é 𝘋𝘪𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵, remains the highest selling book ever both in and outside of the united states
You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.
They’ve played the Dilbert card. Never play the Dilbert card.
you’ll never guess who jumped up to argue that it’s ok if Trump is implicated in an Epstein scandal he won’t reveal
July 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
They’ve played the Dilbert card. Never play the Dilbert card.
inside you there are two dilbert guys
March 7, 2024 at 3:02 PM
inside you there are two dilbert guys
Design: Albert Speer
Execution: Dilbert Speer
Execution: Dilbert Speer
In the concept art this arch was supposed to be a perfect miniature of Trump's planned 250 ft (76m) tall arch. The rushed and limited planning time led to this Home Depot scrap plywood wrapped in vinyl debacle.
June 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Design: Albert Speer
Execution: Dilbert Speer
Execution: Dilbert Speer
if we don’t return to the office, the next dilbert will be born overseas
November 26, 2024 at 5:39 PM
if we don’t return to the office, the next dilbert will be born overseas
Ladies, Dilbert guy has identified the problem.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Ladies, Dilbert guy has identified the problem.
