i think we should disembowel and kill the guy behind whoever thought it was a good idea to put this here
July 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
i think we should disembowel and kill the guy behind whoever thought it was a good idea to put this here
Would someone please disembowel and set him on fire please. I'm begging.
April 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Would someone please disembowel and set him on fire please. I'm begging.
Disembowel Citizens United
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Disembowel Citizens United
Disembowel someone, put them back together, extortion, profit??(?)
February 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Disembowel someone, put them back together, extortion, profit??(?)
Autocorrect just changed disembowel to disembowl and now someone thinks I’m gonna take all their bowls
September 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Autocorrect just changed disembowel to disembowl and now someone thinks I’m gonna take all their bowls
it's your turn to disembowel me @scalzi.com
May 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
it's your turn to disembowel me @scalzi.com
Yeah, but "Disembowel the Magas and feast on their entrails!" might not fly with Independents.
September 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Yeah, but "Disembowel the Magas and feast on their entrails!" might not fly with Independents.
If someone is intentionally antagonistic to your happiness it should be legal to disembowel them :—)
September 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If someone is intentionally antagonistic to your happiness it should be legal to disembowel them :—)
OMB is freezing student loans. No disbursements to colleges.
It wasn’t enough to hamstring the research.
Now he’s kneecapping the kids.
The culmination of a 50-year Koch project to disembowel institutions of higher learning. What they couldn’t do intellectually, they’ll do through bankruptcy.
It wasn’t enough to hamstring the research.
Now he’s kneecapping the kids.
The culmination of a 50-year Koch project to disembowel institutions of higher learning. What they couldn’t do intellectually, they’ll do through bankruptcy.
January 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
OMB is freezing student loans. No disbursements to colleges.
It wasn’t enough to hamstring the research.
Now he’s kneecapping the kids.
The culmination of a 50-year Koch project to disembowel institutions of higher learning. What they couldn’t do intellectually, they’ll do through bankruptcy.
It wasn’t enough to hamstring the research.
Now he’s kneecapping the kids.
The culmination of a 50-year Koch project to disembowel institutions of higher learning. What they couldn’t do intellectually, they’ll do through bankruptcy.
Watching America disembowel itself in real time is wild. bsky.app/profile/rlsp...
So, here it is. Thanks to a new state law that was NEVER DEBATED, Indiana University has committed itself to abolishing majors in African-American/African Diaspora Studies: American Studies; Art History; French; Italian; Religious Studies etc. DOZENS of majors. www.ipm.org/news-section...
Indiana public colleges cut almost 20% of degrees
Public Indiana colleges and universities have eliminated 19 percent of their degree programs to meet requirements added to the state’s budget, according to the Commission for Higher Education.
www.ipm.org
June 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Watching America disembowel itself in real time is wild. bsky.app/profile/rlsp...
And for any Republicans insisting that insider trading is "not a big deal," She'd like to disembowel you and make a festive holiday centerpiece with your entrails.
April 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
And for any Republicans insisting that insider trading is "not a big deal," She'd like to disembowel you and make a festive holiday centerpiece with your entrails.
"good you've selected all of them so I can disembowel them on air?"
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"good you've selected all of them so I can disembowel them on air?"
The fantasy of Newsom was that if we let him disembowel homeless people, he might also disembowel Republicans. "He's a sociopath, but he's *our* sociopath."
Now he just failed to disembowel a Republican, so the fantasy is broken and his career is over.
Now he just failed to disembowel a Republican, so the fantasy is broken and his career is over.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The fantasy of Newsom was that if we let him disembowel homeless people, he might also disembowel Republicans. "He's a sociopath, but he's *our* sociopath."
Now he just failed to disembowel a Republican, so the fantasy is broken and his career is over.
Now he just failed to disembowel a Republican, so the fantasy is broken and his career is over.
dan bongino MUST disembowel himself on the steps of the capitol if he hopes to see the light of catholic heaven
July 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
dan bongino MUST disembowel himself on the steps of the capitol if he hopes to see the light of catholic heaven
As another commenter noted in the replies, purchased officer positions is one of the most common precursors to collapse of empire.
No swifter way to disembowel America's military
No swifter way to disembowel America's military
The sudden appearance of sudden colonels: fast-tracking defense contractors into top brass jobs in the U.S. military.
taskandpurpose.com/military-lif...
taskandpurpose.com/military-lif...
Army bringing in big tech executives as lieutenant colonels
The Army is swearing in top tech executives from Meta, OpenAI and Palantir as senior officers to be part-time advisors.
taskandpurpose.com
June 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
As another commenter noted in the replies, purchased officer positions is one of the most common precursors to collapse of empire.
No swifter way to disembowel America's military
No swifter way to disembowel America's military
It’s worth saying that the forecasts from NOAA’s National Hurricane Center are an absolutely vital, life-saving national resource.
It would be a tragedy if Trump’s Project 2025 plan to disembowel NOAA and commercialize all its forecasting operations came to fruition.
It would be a tragedy if Trump’s Project 2025 plan to disembowel NOAA and commercialize all its forecasting operations came to fruition.
October 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM
It’s worth saying that the forecasts from NOAA’s National Hurricane Center are an absolutely vital, life-saving national resource.
It would be a tragedy if Trump’s Project 2025 plan to disembowel NOAA and commercialize all its forecasting operations came to fruition.
It would be a tragedy if Trump’s Project 2025 plan to disembowel NOAA and commercialize all its forecasting operations came to fruition.
When Republicans disembowel each other, who wins?
America.
America.
May 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
When Republicans disembowel each other, who wins?
America.
America.
if i said hazbin hotel was the last airbender for the 2020s would people disembowel me
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if i said hazbin hotel was the last airbender for the 2020s would people disembowel me
"ruthless tyrant who would disembowel you without so much as a blinking" to "dazzling enchanting arthurian knight"
October 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"ruthless tyrant who would disembowel you without so much as a blinking" to "dazzling enchanting arthurian knight"
Bob at the vet: Tries to disembowel, dismember, decapitate, and defenestrate the doctor.
The vet: “What a strong, healthy boy. You’re doing a great job with him.”
We’re so lucky to have veterinarians
The vet: “What a strong, healthy boy. You’re doing a great job with him.”
We’re so lucky to have veterinarians
December 24, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Bob at the vet: Tries to disembowel, dismember, decapitate, and defenestrate the doctor.
The vet: “What a strong, healthy boy. You’re doing a great job with him.”
We’re so lucky to have veterinarians
The vet: “What a strong, healthy boy. You’re doing a great job with him.”
We’re so lucky to have veterinarians
This is more the thing that happens when you disembowel the federal cybersecurity apparatus
September 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This is more the thing that happens when you disembowel the federal cybersecurity apparatus
My cat would disembowel me before letting me hold her up to and almost out of a window like that.
June 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My cat would disembowel me before letting me hold her up to and almost out of a window like that.
tgirl flirting is just telling a prey-coded girl that you want to disembowel and eat her for purely sexual reasons and she gets a massive hard-on imagining what the inside of your stomach is like before she loses consciousness
September 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
tgirl flirting is just telling a prey-coded girl that you want to disembowel and eat her for purely sexual reasons and she gets a massive hard-on imagining what the inside of your stomach is like before she loses consciousness
Klingons would (correctly) view white supremacists and fascists as honorless cowards and disembowel them.
February 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Klingons would (correctly) view white supremacists and fascists as honorless cowards and disembowel them.