YAAY it can disembowel me
October 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
YAAY it can disembowel me
Leaving aside the fact that Meloni looks like she's about to disembowel a lackey, her and Macron having the best Zoom setups feels extremely on brand.
October 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Leaving aside the fact that Meloni looks like she's about to disembowel a lackey, her and Macron having the best Zoom setups feels extremely on brand.
(I realize her ultimate goal is to disembowel said squirrel but still)
October 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
(I realize her ultimate goal is to disembowel said squirrel but still)
Halley tries to disembowel/eat MOST of them, though Lambchop and Elephant are her cuddly comfort stuffies…
October 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Halley tries to disembowel/eat MOST of them, though Lambchop and Elephant are her cuddly comfort stuffies…
#literaturequotes
[golf courses] "...where quartets of virile bankers practiced a sport whose swinging skills required both the brute warlike force necessary to disembowel unions as well as the coup de grâce finesse of tax dodging."
Viet Thanh Nguyen - The Sympathizer (2015)
[golf courses] "...where quartets of virile bankers practiced a sport whose swinging skills required both the brute warlike force necessary to disembowel unions as well as the coup de grâce finesse of tax dodging."
Viet Thanh Nguyen - The Sympathizer (2015)
October 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
#literaturequotes
[golf courses] "...where quartets of virile bankers practiced a sport whose swinging skills required both the brute warlike force necessary to disembowel unions as well as the coup de grâce finesse of tax dodging."
Viet Thanh Nguyen - The Sympathizer (2015)
[golf courses] "...where quartets of virile bankers practiced a sport whose swinging skills required both the brute warlike force necessary to disembowel unions as well as the coup de grâce finesse of tax dodging."
Viet Thanh Nguyen - The Sympathizer (2015)
Thought I saw awesome momoka gbc art but then I looked at the clothes and saw the mark of the devil you have permission to disembowel me for perpetuating evil
October 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Thought I saw awesome momoka gbc art but then I looked at the clothes and saw the mark of the devil you have permission to disembowel me for perpetuating evil
Chat if I told you that I have started yet another WIP before finishing my (checks notes) 3 or 4 other WIPs, would you promise not to disembowel me
October 1, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Chat if I told you that I have started yet another WIP before finishing my (checks notes) 3 or 4 other WIPs, would you promise not to disembowel me
I wish to disembowel all boomers
September 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I wish to disembowel all boomers
This might be my all-time favorite rax skeet. It's as perfectly balanced as a well-made sword and just as likely to disembowel its target.
September 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
This might be my all-time favorite rax skeet. It's as perfectly balanced as a well-made sword and just as likely to disembowel its target.
Tfw you nearly disembowel yourself in the act of opening a window.
September 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Tfw you nearly disembowel yourself in the act of opening a window.
Definitely don't string him up like Prometheus and disembowel him every day by vultures...
Some fool named Hercules would show up and release him.
Some fool named Hercules would show up and release him.
September 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Definitely don't string him up like Prometheus and disembowel him every day by vultures...
Some fool named Hercules would show up and release him.
Some fool named Hercules would show up and release him.
tgirl flirting is just telling a prey-coded girl that you want to disembowel and eat her for purely sexual reasons and she gets a massive hard-on imagining what the inside of your stomach is like before she loses consciousness
September 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
tgirl flirting is just telling a prey-coded girl that you want to disembowel and eat her for purely sexual reasons and she gets a massive hard-on imagining what the inside of your stomach is like before she loses consciousness
I fully expect Jack Smith to very calmly disembowel the committee Republicans.
After a week delay, Jack Smith will be appearing tomorrow before the Senate Judiciary Committee, where the majority no doubt lies in wait w/ obtuse, counterfactual questions designed to convert his 100% righteous prosecutions into the pursuit of political vendettas. Expect Smith to keep his cool.
September 29, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I fully expect Jack Smith to very calmly disembowel the committee Republicans.
"Cassowary"-brand gloves.
For the discerning Lady looking to disembowel lhorny ongshoremen.
Cassowary eggs are neon green, as a warning to would-be oviraptors.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
For the discerning Lady looking to disembowel lhorny ongshoremen.
Cassowary eggs are neon green, as a warning to would-be oviraptors.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
September 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
"Cassowary"-brand gloves.
For the discerning Lady looking to disembowel lhorny ongshoremen.
Cassowary eggs are neon green, as a warning to would-be oviraptors.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
For the discerning Lady looking to disembowel lhorny ongshoremen.
Cassowary eggs are neon green, as a warning to would-be oviraptors.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
This is more the thing that happens when you disembowel the federal cybersecurity apparatus
September 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
This is more the thing that happens when you disembowel the federal cybersecurity apparatus
“can you stay an extra hour today” how abt i disembowel myself on the sales floor.
September 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
“can you stay an extra hour today” how abt i disembowel myself on the sales floor.
JFC I even give Bambi a wide berth when he's napping in my yard, and he doesn't have massive antlers with which to disembowel me.
September 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
JFC I even give Bambi a wide berth when he's napping in my yard, and he doesn't have massive antlers with which to disembowel me.
sinking my canines in your fragile windpipe, your shallow breath caught by mine.
“together forever”
i say.
i disembowel you, my teeth snapping the sinue from your ribs. “its because i love you. now you are mine.”
“together forever”
i say.
i disembowel you, my teeth snapping the sinue from your ribs. “its because i love you. now you are mine.”
September 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
sinking my canines in your fragile windpipe, your shallow breath caught by mine.
“together forever”
i say.
i disembowel you, my teeth snapping the sinue from your ribs. “its because i love you. now you are mine.”
“together forever”
i say.
i disembowel you, my teeth snapping the sinue from your ribs. “its because i love you. now you are mine.”
She should have waited for the 3rd umpire's DRS (Decision Review System) outcome before reacting impulsively. There might have been the faintest edge of the ball against the bat leading to a catch by the wicketkeeper. The Umpire knew. If DRS said no, then by all means disembowel.
September 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
She should have waited for the 3rd umpire's DRS (Decision Review System) outcome before reacting impulsively. There might have been the faintest edge of the ball against the bat leading to a catch by the wicketkeeper. The Umpire knew. If DRS said no, then by all means disembowel.
I would gleefully relish watching Pritzker verbally disembowel Rahm Emanuel. Maybe let Ossoff in on the action, too.
September 27, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I would gleefully relish watching Pritzker verbally disembowel Rahm Emanuel. Maybe let Ossoff in on the action, too.
I could find her for you.
Have her be the one to disembowel the disappointment she sired.
She'd do everyone a favor, especially Gigi.
Have her be the one to disembowel the disappointment she sired.
She'd do everyone a favor, especially Gigi.
September 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I could find her for you.
Have her be the one to disembowel the disappointment she sired.
She'd do everyone a favor, especially Gigi.
Have her be the one to disembowel the disappointment she sired.
She'd do everyone a favor, especially Gigi.
If you yuck my yum, I swear I will disembowel you with my bare hands
September 25, 2026 at 12:35 PM
If you yuck my yum, I swear I will disembowel you with my bare hands
Autocorrect just changed disembowel to disembowl and now someone thinks I’m gonna take all their bowls
September 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Autocorrect just changed disembowel to disembowl and now someone thinks I’m gonna take all their bowls