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srirachachau.bsky.social
Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
jazzpomegranate.com
the people's dilbert
issue #1
panel 1: eggbert leads dogbert into eggbert's closet, saying, "there's something i need to show you." panel 2: eggbert sits dogbert down in front of a table with injectable estrogen and a makeup kit, saying, "you know what this is?" panel 3: dogbert says, "i've got a hunch..." panel 4: dollbert says, "dogbert, i'm trans."
January 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
falcc.bsky.social
Erika Kirk seen fucking Dogbert
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
srirachachau.bsky.social
Thinking once again about how Dogbert was almost named Dildog
November 21, 2024 at 7:06 PM
boontavista.com
Dogbert has been executed by firing squad
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 AM
thesix.bsky.social
Dogbert superimposed over Seymour, the dog waiting for Fry in the episode of Futurama that makes people cry.
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
rajandelman.bsky.social
When I bear witness to the horrors
Dogbert animatronic
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
joshuaerlich.bsky.social
The deceased is survived by Dogbert and a wife who expects her high school diploma in 2026.
May 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
misterjayem.bsky.social
𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭
Remixed Dilbert comic Panel one: Dilbert: what's all the writing for? Dogbert: it's called "affirmations" Panel two: Dogbert: the theory is that if you write down your objective fifteen times a day, the objective will be achieved, no matter how unlikely. Panel three: Dilbert: but you've written "𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧" Dogbert: it's all I could think of
May 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
jessehawken.bsky.social
Thinking about how Dilbert and Dogbert are also about to die
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
tiny.baby
I am hearing confirmation that Dogbert has been euthanized.
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 AM
weeder.bsky.social
Are You There God? It's Me, Dogbert.
December 22, 2024 at 12:30 PM
seentoomuch.bsky.social
He's always thought he was Dogbert though, which is what makes this funny.
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ohrobin.bsky.social
fuck i just teared up imagining dogbert sitting patiently by the front door
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hearthfox.bsky.social
Finally, Dogbert is free.
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
joshuaerlich.bsky.social
dilbert, dogbert, grimbert reaperbert
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
juniorhoncho.bsky.social
DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky
CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror
DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN
BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath
DILBERT: you're right... thanks
BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand
July 25, 2026 at 1:25 PM
jazzpomegranate.com
the people’s dilbert
issue #2
panel 1: dollbert and dogbert sit on a grassy hill eating ice cream. dollbert says, “i can remember when there were only 31 flavors” panel 2: dollbert says, “but i’m really dating myself now…” panel 3: dogbert starts to say, “well it’s not as if anyone else would date you” but is interrupted by dollbert saying, “what the fuck?! we can’t keep that punchline!” panel 4: dollbert saying “dogbert, i’m trans.”
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
babadooknukem.bsky.social
does this mean Dogbert died too
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
haaarpb.bsky.social
'dilbert' sucks but i like dogbert a lot i feel like we need to save him somehow
September 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
anbo-jyutsu.bsky.social
dogbert opening the door to the grim reaper
January 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
oofrowdy.art
Diggersby dogbert from the patreon
November 21, 2023 at 9:15 PM
goodboy.bsky.social
David Dogbert
August 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
topherflorence.bsky.social
the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot

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a terrifying furry white dog robot a closeup of the head of a terrifying white dog robot
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
eric.games
i don't think dogbert would be a generous lover
May 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM