#dork
Dork
November 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
New dork
November 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Infantry Dork
November 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
propaganda is good, actually you dork
Oh dear god are libs doing the fashwave aesthetic now

I'm so tired
Uphold your civic duty and vote.
November 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
What a fucking dork.
November 2, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This fuckin dork tries so hard to sound smart that even his threats are unintentionally funny
November 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Zohran Mamdani ratioed the terminal dork JD Vance 800k to 7k. It'll probably be at 1 million in a few hours.
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
So what if I'm short, doesn't matter if you still find yourself under my paws... Dork.
November 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Infant Dork
man some people really took that Little Mermaid casting hard
November 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Massive dork is my factory setting
Making it weird is my factory setting
October 31, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Hearing over.

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October 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
jiant dork vance
November 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
alternately, you could be remembered as the dork who thought people want to read machine simulations of human expression
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 17h
Andy Weir, the author of The Martian and Project Hail Mary, has spoken out about AI, saying, "If I give you a hammer, you can build a house or you can murder someone. It's not the tool that's the issue; it's the user." https://bit.ly/4iUN2SN
November 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I get it. Anakin is a whiny dork who starts murdering kids because an old man told him to. He becomes a bald absentee father the other fascists make fun of, loses a fight to a twink, & dies. Then his edgelord fanboy becomes a dork who crashes out and dies because a girl he likes reacted poorly.
November 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
this year for me it has been seeds. lol I'm such a dork
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Dork Academia.
I have committed an act of democracy.
November 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
The dork
October 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
this dork
October 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Who's that babe with the dork?
November 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
There’s a big difference between a nerd and a dork and this guy is a dork.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 17h
Andy Weir, the author of The Martian and Project Hail Mary, has spoken out about AI, saying, "If I give you a hammer, you can build a house or you can murder someone. It's not the tool that's the issue; it's the user." https://bit.ly/4iUN2SN
November 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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November 3, 2026 at 6:22 AM
what a fucking dork
October 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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October 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
it's getting dork outside
November 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
He misspelled "dork"
November 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM