Eric Schmitt is the guy Republicans wanted to run with JD Vance for president in 2028.
(Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged)
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Dumbschmitt will never live this down.
Dumbschmitt will never live this down.
Schmittforbrains
Keep it going…
Schmittforbrains
Keep it going…
Schmitt-for-Brains
SchmittHead
Schmitt-for-Brains
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Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.
Smith denies it.
Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.
Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.
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DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
Then it all turned to Schmitt,
Turned out he and Kennedy,
Were a couple of dipschmitts,
He sprung his trap,
With great confidence,
His efforts were futile,
He's just a dumbschmitt.
Then it all turned to Schmitt,
Turned out he and Kennedy,
Were a couple of dipschmitts,
He sprung his trap,
With great confidence,
His efforts were futile,
He's just a dumbschmitt.