God forbid if the voters of Missouri had to actually think for themselves. What a #DumbSchmitt
October 4, 2026 at 2:42 PM
God forbid if the voters of Missouri had to actually think for themselves. What a #DumbSchmitt
I believe Jack Smith has gone from 'known' to 'rock star' - because he's incredibly smart, dedicated and courageous, and because one senator is a dumbschmitt. I darn near see autograph signing in his future.
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October 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I believe Jack Smith has gone from 'known' to 'rock star' - because he's incredibly smart, dedicated and courageous, and because one senator is a dumbschmitt. I darn near see autograph signing in his future.
These really have been lovely. What a dumbschmitt that guy is.
October 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
These really have been lovely. What a dumbschmitt that guy is.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't know who did this, but damn, it's funny as hell.
Dumbschmitt will never live this down.
Dumbschmitt will never live this down.
October 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't know who did this, but damn, it's funny as hell.
Dumbschmitt will never live this down.
Dumbschmitt will never live this down.
Ha! Except Dumbschmitt had the gun in his own mouth before he even started talking.
October 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Ha! Except Dumbschmitt had the gun in his own mouth before he even started talking.
Well he might be a Dumbschmitt, but it was Schmittforbrains that ran with it…
October 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Well he might be a Dumbschmitt, but it was Schmittforbrains that ran with it…
He proved himself to be an absolute dumbschmitt.
October 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
He proved himself to be an absolute dumbschmitt.
Janice Gindel reposted
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Eric Schmitt has singlehanded created a whole new lexicon with his name😂😂
DumbSchmitt
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
CjMtheIrish🍀
@CjMfdt
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14h
Eric Schmitt has singlehanded created a whole new lexicon with his name😂😂
DumbSchmitt
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
October 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Janice Gindel reposted
CjMtheIrish🍀
@CjMfdt
·
14h
Eric Schmitt has singlehanded created a whole new lexicon with his name😂😂
DumbSchmitt
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
CjMtheIrish🍀
@CjMfdt
·
14h
Eric Schmitt has singlehanded created a whole new lexicon with his name😂😂
DumbSchmitt
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
DumbSchmitt
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
September 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
DumbSchmitt
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
DipSchmitt
Schmitt faced
Who Gives a Schmitt?
Did you Schmitt your pants?
What a piece of Schmitt
Wow that’s a real Schmitt sandwich
It shows that besides being dumb and incompetent, DumbSchmitt is a racist - anyone who is surprised to learn this has not been paying attention
September 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
It shows that besides being dumb and incompetent, DumbSchmitt is a racist - anyone who is surprised to learn this has not been paying attention
Eric DipSchmitt and Eric DumbSchmitt.
September 30, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Eric DipSchmitt and Eric DumbSchmitt.
Correction: DumBSchmitt
September 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Correction: DumBSchmitt
Ask him about the St. Louis Hawks. Bob Pettit is leading the run in basketball heaven. RIP. Hint: I'm not old enough to have seen much of him in his prime but I know Basketball
Eric Dumbschmitt knows ass kissing.
Missouri must be so proud
Eric Dumbschmitt knows ass kissing.
Missouri must be so proud
September 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Ask him about the St. Louis Hawks. Bob Pettit is leading the run in basketball heaven. RIP. Hint: I'm not old enough to have seen much of him in his prime but I know Basketball
Eric Dumbschmitt knows ass kissing.
Missouri must be so proud
Eric Dumbschmitt knows ass kissing.
Missouri must be so proud
He represented all those Republicans who thought they had Jack Smith in a lie!!! lol
Eric Schmitt is the guy Republicans wanted to run with JD Vance for president in 2028.
Eric Schmitt is the guy Republicans wanted to run with JD Vance for president in 2028.
September 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
And just like that, the term:“DumbSchmitt”
entered the popular vocabulary.
entered the popular vocabulary.
September 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
And just like that, the term:“DumbSchmitt”
entered the popular vocabulary.
entered the popular vocabulary.
He thought he did well,
Then it all turned to Schmitt,
Turned out he and Kennedy,
Were a couple of dipschmitts,
He sprung his trap,
With great confidence,
His efforts were futile,
He's just a dumbschmitt.
Then it all turned to Schmitt,
Turned out he and Kennedy,
Were a couple of dipschmitts,
He sprung his trap,
With great confidence,
His efforts were futile,
He's just a dumbschmitt.
That cocky, misplaced look of smug success on Senator Eric Schmitt’s face—moments before everything came crashing down around him because he’s so carelessly incompetent.
September 30, 2026 at 2:17 PM
He thought he did well,
Then it all turned to Schmitt,
Turned out he and Kennedy,
Were a couple of dipschmitts,
He sprung his trap,
With great confidence,
His efforts were futile,
He's just a dumbschmitt.
Then it all turned to Schmitt,
Turned out he and Kennedy,
Were a couple of dipschmitts,
He sprung his trap,
With great confidence,
His efforts were futile,
He's just a dumbschmitt.
DumbSchmitt is what happens when a state is so red it will vote for any clown with super PAC support. His "VP" ambitions lived 36 minutes and then died in the most epic own goal I've ever seen. You'd like to think his career is over, but I haven't seen any incompetent schmuck lose a red seat yet.
September 30, 2026 at 1:19 PM
DumbSchmitt is what happens when a state is so red it will vote for any clown with super PAC support. His "VP" ambitions lived 36 minutes and then died in the most epic own goal I've ever seen. You'd like to think his career is over, but I haven't seen any incompetent schmuck lose a red seat yet.
DumbSchmitt
Schmitt-for-Brains
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New Evidence Shows Just How Badly One Republican Senator Beclowned Himself in the Jack Smith Hearing talkingpointsmemo.com/news/eric-sc...
New Evidence Shows Just How Badly One Republican Senator Beclowned Himself in the Jack Smith Hearing
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September 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM
DumbSchmitt
Schmitt-for-Brains
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