Jumping exactly once in a sewer while rotating the phrases "normally gentle to durians" and "gain permanent aggression to durians" in my mind.
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
August 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Jumping exactly once in a sewer while rotating the phrases "normally gentle to durians" and "gain permanent aggression to durians" in my mind.
I have permanent aggression to durians. Stinky spike fruit.
August 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I have permanent aggression to durians. Stinky spike fruit.
Offering Declined: Durians! (unshelled) (#781)
no, nope, nuh uh, get those out of here!!!
(Offering Received)
no, nope, nuh uh, get those out of here!!!
(Offering Received)
April 5, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Offering Declined: Durians! (unshelled) (#781)
no, nope, nuh uh, get those out of here!!!
(Offering Received)
no, nope, nuh uh, get those out of here!!!
(Offering Received)
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
August 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
Once you’ve been to Delfino Sewers, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Durians to death with your bare hands.
August 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Once you’ve been to Delfino Sewers, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Durians to death with your bare hands.
Hater patrol in full effect.
December 29, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Hater patrol in full effect.
(jumps underground once)
"Durians, your'a free trial of life has ended."
"Durians, your'a free trial of life has ended."
August 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
(jumps underground once)
"Durians, your'a free trial of life has ended."
"Durians, your'a free trial of life has ended."
No durians 🚫
September 19, 2026 at 10:25 AM
No durians 🚫
I’m very basic but durians are vile
Instead of whatever this discourse is I humbly request you tell me which fruit you think is the worst. My vote is for blueberries
There's no discourse I love more than Bluesky talking about itself 😭
February 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I’m very basic but durians are vile
normally, mario can be gentle to durians
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
August 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
normally, mario can be gentle to durians
ohhhh what the fuck... this explains so much I always used to be like "why are the durians so sensitive????"
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
ohhhh what the fuck... this explains so much I always used to be like "why are the durians so sensitive????"
Ms J doing her fruit shopping!
July 27, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Ms J doing her fruit shopping!
The sewer that makes you fucking HATE durians
Due to a bizarre code interdepency in Super Mario Sunshine, Mario can gain permanent aggression to durians. While normally, he can handle them gently, if Mario enters a sewer and jumps once, he will become incapable of kicking them with anything except full force.
August 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The sewer that makes you fucking HATE durians
We used to have it all….
#AnimalCrossing
#AnimalCrossing
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
We used to have it all….
#AnimalCrossing
#AnimalCrossing
I am also aggressive with durians, I get it
August 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I am also aggressive with durians, I get it
Sorry but durians is not for me. 😔
April 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sorry but durians is not for me. 😔
game theory: because sewers stink so much, jumping inside them primes mario against other foul-smelling things, of which durians are one
August 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
game theory: because sewers stink so much, jumping inside them primes mario against other foul-smelling things, of which durians are one
No durians!!
September 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
No durians!!
Especially Pineapples, Durians & Coconuts.
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Especially Pineapples, Durians & Coconuts.
