#dyson
the villain is a dyson stick vacuum
November 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I just found a Dyson Airwrap on the street while walking my dog?
November 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Banned list along with Dyson and Spoons.
November 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
There is very little that is more insulting than a Dyson hand dryer once you hit your 50s
November 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
ironically you could generate infinite energy by constructing a dyson sphere around elon musk's skull, which apparently contains a miniature, localized black hole
November 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
marsha blackburn currently pulling in "dyson daniels 3pt%" numbers in nashville
November 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
What a Dyson Airwrap was doing walking your dog, I’ll never know
November 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The sickos onion bowl sponsored by the Dyson air blade
November 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
the franchise might really be Kingston-NAW-Dyson now
November 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Dyson Kingston Zuby lineups Quin I knew you had it in you king.
November 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Dyson Daniels has a new career high with 16 rebounds.
November 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
i would like to remind you all as the AI bubble starts deflating that not too long ago scammy altman was talking about creating a dyson sphere to power AI

it's important none of us forget the soaring heights of their stupidity or how the majority of tech press took this shit fully 100% seriously
November 7, 2026 at 7:46 AM
The media thought Dyson Sphere, but he was just talking about his new vacuum cleaner, the Dyson Big Ball Turbinehead.
November 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
The Hawks had a defensive rating of 86.3 with Dyson Daniels on the court tonight.
Very nice road win (120-105 final) for the Jalen Johnson-less Hawks tonight in D.C.

Vintage night for Dyson Daniels (8 assists, career high 17 rebounds, game-best +21).

26 points for NAW to lead in scoring.

14 points, 16 rebounds for Onyeka Okongwu.

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November 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Sam needs more RAM for his Dyson Piss Blade to solve Physics 2
November 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I'm scared he's gotta see Dyson next lol
When Kel is on his game, he absolutely looks like a star-quality player 🤞 #NetsWorld #MikelBrownJr
November 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Dyson sphere was a cynical joke, it was never meant to be taken seriously.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLzE...
dyson spheres are a joke
YouTube video by Angela Collier
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Bc I'm really into logistics games rn I've been eyeballing Dyson Sphere Program if anyone cares
November 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
i bought the large barrel attachment for my dyson air wrap and i’ve gotten compliments every day ive used it. dyson propaganda for you @immuggy.bsky.social
November 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Let's never forget mf Dyson who was moving his company to Singapore to avoid taxes AS he was supporting brexit. These people need hell on earth.
November 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Crazy stat for the Hawks tonight...

105.1 defensive rating (elite) in 35 minutes with Dyson Daniels on the court

172.4 (!!!) defensive rating in 13 minutes without him
November 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
& i was waiting for the dyson review
November 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
A Dyson Spray Tanner for his next Cancun vacation.
November 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Another dead dyson part (second time the head's broken same area). Worse still, I had to order a new one (NOT dyson) off argos who I vowed never to shop with again over a year ago cos of their appalling customer service. Better not need them again.
Don't buy Dyson, they're *shit*. #DomesticFuckwit
November 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
This is easily among my Top 5 all-time stoop finds? The others are my Herman Miller armchairs, a Restoration Hardware lamp, a Dyson fan, and a SMEG kettle.
November 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM