#earscritches
Honestly, I just want earscritches. That's the extent of my ambitions.
February 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Good ponies like me deserve all the earscritches :3
March 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
September 23, 2026 at 12:52 PM
@dayseekersf.bsky.social Happy Birthday Mr Shawn!!! You hope you have a wonderful day full of earscritches and tuna!!

@kelskels06.bsky.social
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September 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
That's my favorite name for a cat. Earscritches all round. Welcome, Jinx.❤️‍🩹
September 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
current mood is:
someone put a collar on me and give headpats and earscritches!
Bonus points for gag and blindfold.
March 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
you know what sounds -really- hot and hecky right now?

headpats and earscritches...
May 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I wish you all the healing. Your kitty will probably be Velcro when you return. #Earscritches for the kitty, and all the healing vibes for you.
September 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
POV: me taking a break from working on my shitbox to give you earscritches
September 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
hee hee <3

picturing the overlord, when walking through the drone pits, stopping to give the occasional snootrub or earscritches, because something somewhere will enjoy it on some level
March 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
that's a good fonx. i give you earscritches and brush your tail.
May 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i have the best moots.

you all deserve headpats and earscritches
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Your Daily Rosso!
#earscritches
July 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Now this is a tax I will gladly pay in full. #earscritches
July 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
One might say the best part of tigers is how easily all that pride/fight drains from them with a few tummyrubs and earscritches. They want to be soft, docile, well-fed housecats, they just need a little excuse to get them there.
January 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
He did all that, and then also went in for earscritches! The truck was clearly for hauling his giant pair of balls around.
May 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Earscritches and balloons to pop

Wroofwoof
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
*all the earscritches*
November 10, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Yes, the 4% service charge can be paid in #churu , #earscritches and #boops - PSPSPSPS gives you an extra 2%.
Chop chop.
April 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cleared of all charges. the jury is now instructed to give you several hours of pets and earscritches and tasty treats.
May 27, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Cutie/10, love the shoes, good snoot, ideal fit to chill in the lobby and talk about coasters with whilst giving you earscritches
April 5, 2026 at 9:44 AM
To be a cute adorable thing in desperate need of many headpats and earscritches~
March 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Landing in Portland: "ATC, meow, this is SWA1437! Approach at 035 / 3000', which rwy for earscritches?" "Roger SWA1437, ATC. Squawk 3701 for woke ILS to 18L, hold at 2400' & go to 124.8, woof"
Landing in Dallas: "ATC, this is DJT666! Make the other tails go-around again!" "Hell yeah FREEDOM" *crash*
September 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Get your beautiful self over here and we'll get to cuddling and giving you earscritches and soft kisses puppy 💜
May 22, 2026 at 12:22 PM
*earscritches*
January 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM