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The secret lease option no one is telling you about!
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Picture of an advertisement advising to someone who has leased a car that they shouldn't return the lease, do this other thing instead, it is genius! (but it doesnt say what the idea is, as if there is a hidden secret.) Picture of this text - "My current car is a lease and it's up soon and I keep getting advertisements like this and, just, the genius idea is always, buy your car! Like that's not one of only 4 possible options. It's not a secret. I want one to say - drive your car into the mountains, take the path with the yellow flowers beside it, NOT the red flowers, you will come to a tree split into three trunks, take the road pointed to by the left one. Eventually you will come to a hut. Only knock if the smoke coming from the chimney is grey or white. An older woman will open the door. Say nothing. She will look at your car, look at you, look at your car, look at you, and if she invites you inside, that's when you ask if she has the leasing option available. She won't answer, but she also will let you leave with your soul intact. Once inside, eat or drink anything she offers. Listen to her stories. Let her have a strand of your hair. Within an hour feathers will begin to grow from your skin, your bones will shift and hollow out some. Once your beak is solid and in place and your tail has filled out, you are ready. She'll open the door and you will fly out, now a crow, on your way to join the local murder. Her grandson will wash your car and return it to the dealership. Congratulations. Your lease has ended. You are free." I posted the pic because of the letter limit on posts.
June 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM