Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
June 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
"Big Balls resigned!" Tom ejaculated.
June 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Big Balls resigned!" Tom ejaculated.
He finally ejaculated
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
He finally ejaculated
Sorry I said “jeepers” when you prematurely ejaculated.
December 9, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Sorry I said “jeepers” when you prematurely ejaculated.
September 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Miller probably ejaculated while reading that.
June 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Miller probably ejaculated while reading that.
"Holmes!" Watson ejaculated.
July 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"Holmes!" Watson ejaculated.
i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh
March 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i know things were popping off in the Timberwolves/Pistons game but sheesh
He ejaculated multiple times into that cake.
October 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
He ejaculated multiple times into that cake.
"Unless you can use a term that is way funnier", she ejaculated.
people spend a lot of money going to writing school but the main thing that you need to know is that you should almost never use any other verb if “said” will do the job
September 30, 2024 at 11:33 PM
"Unless you can use a term that is way funnier", she ejaculated.
hello everyone, i just ejaculated
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
hello everyone, i just ejaculated
He ejaculated 7 times 😭
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 AM
He ejaculated 7 times 😭
Ejaculated and instantly fell asleep lol 🐾
April 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ejaculated and instantly fell asleep lol 🐾
my car crashed
my semen ejaculated
my director canadidian
spurs in one billion
my semen ejaculated
my director canadidian
spurs in one billion
June 14, 2026 at 6:11 PM
my car crashed
my semen ejaculated
my director canadidian
spurs in one billion
my semen ejaculated
my director canadidian
spurs in one billion
How did he get ejaculated from the White House then?
June 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
How did he get ejaculated from the White House then?
As the officer wrangled the giant inflatable penis, it ejaculated: Don't rub me the wrong way!
October 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As the officer wrangled the giant inflatable penis, it ejaculated: Don't rub me the wrong way!
If dicks ejaculated Wendy’s frosty then we’d really have something
March 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If dicks ejaculated Wendy’s frosty then we’d really have something
I ejaculated my sperm bro 😩
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I ejaculated my sperm bro 😩
I’m not ejaculating prematurely. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I ejaculated prematurely.
August 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’m not ejaculating prematurely. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I ejaculated prematurely.
