Botched Penis surgery?
“Elongate”
“Elongate”
March 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Botched Penis surgery?
“Elongate”
“Elongate”
Motion to refer to this scandal as Elongate from this point forward.
February 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Motion to refer to this scandal as Elongate from this point forward.
Gotta elongate that O.
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Gotta elongate that O.
In Watergate, the key was to "follow the money."
In Elongate, the key is to "follow the money into Elon's wallet."
In Elongate, the key is to "follow the money into Elon's wallet."
February 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In Watergate, the key was to "follow the money."
In Elongate, the key is to "follow the money into Elon's wallet."
In Elongate, the key is to "follow the money into Elon's wallet."
So... are we calling it Elongate?
June 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So... are we calling it Elongate?
why do we call it the Musk-Epstein scandal and not elongate
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
why do we call it the Musk-Epstein scandal and not elongate
I’m sorry no
ELONGATE 🤗
ELONGATE 🤗
February 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The inevitable scandal involving Musk’s political party will be known as Elongate
July 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The inevitable scandal involving Musk’s political party will be known as Elongate
Brb I'm going to elongate
March 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Brb I'm going to elongate
Paul Rudd, sitting in an office chair, sipping coffee: Computer, run elongate sequence.
Computer: Certainly, Paul.
Computer: Certainly, Paul.
July 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Paul Rudd, sitting in an office chair, sipping coffee: Computer, run elongate sequence.
Computer: Certainly, Paul.
Computer: Certainly, Paul.
i completely forgot october 7
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i completely forgot october 7
Grimes says he had a botched penis implant surgery. They’re calling it Elongate.
March 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Grimes says he had a botched penis implant surgery. They’re calling it Elongate.
February 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
longer this goes on, closer we get to calling it elongate
June 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
longer this goes on, closer we get to calling it elongate
You know Musk desperately wants someone to call this Elongate.
February 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You know Musk desperately wants someone to call this Elongate.
a button press should automatically elongate the "Walk" signal phase when it's raining, the car is inside I'm not LET ME GO FIRST
September 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
a button press should automatically elongate the "Walk" signal phase when it's raining, the car is inside I'm not LET ME GO FIRST
Elongate is the future name of this particular scandal.
March 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Elongate is the future name of this particular scandal.
Stop kidding yourself. It’s just going to be Elongate.
March 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Stop kidding yourself. It’s just going to be Elongate.
elongate
November 8, 2024 at 1:55 PM
elongate
I'm hoping that the scandal around DOGE will be called Elongate ... and he'll be going down for a long stretch 🤣
April 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm hoping that the scandal around DOGE will be called Elongate ... and he'll be going down for a long stretch 🤣