Mechanical Engineer here.
That's not what you want.
That's not what you want.
Damn, a catastrophic front-left suspension failure. Bottas' car basically became a sled. #F1
November 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Mechanical Engineer here.
That's not what you want.
That's not what you want.
I FUCKING HATE ENGINEER HALLOWEEN.
what do you mean you're an abstract syntax tree for halloween
October 30, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I FUCKING HATE ENGINEER HALLOWEEN.
hunter biden is a devops engineer???
blaming an employee less than 24hrs after getting popped for $6bn might be the least-professional thing i’ve ever seen in my life
October 31, 2026 at 7:25 AM
hunter biden is a devops engineer???
As a software engineer, this gets my vote
Universal Time
Get rid of the AM/PM horseshit and go to a standard 24hr clock. Everyone knows when morning is. It's when the sun comes up. It doesn't really matter if that is 0500 or 1500.
Get rid of the AM/PM horseshit and go to a standard 24hr clock. Everyone knows when morning is. It's when the sun comes up. It doesn't really matter if that is 0500 or 1500.
November 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
As a software engineer, this gets my vote
Next Halloween I’m going as Argyle, the forgotten chief engineer from season one of TNG.
November 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Next Halloween I’m going as Argyle, the forgotten chief engineer from season one of TNG.
October 31, 2026 at 7:34 AM
engineers are cyberbullies. "engineer" is an oppressive class, like questioning people or Carpathian people.
November 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
engineers are cyberbullies. "engineer" is an oppressive class, like questioning people or Carpathian people.
We're hiring a research engineer to work with myself, @inkandswitch.com, and an amazing interdisciplinary team on using cryptographic proofs and AI to verify physical-world (e.g. manufacturing) processes: www.inkandswitch.com/jobs/ccti-re...
Research Engineer, Cryptographic Trust Infrastructure
Research & build tools that let AI agents negotiate using confidential, verifiable data.
www.inkandswitch.com
November 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
We're hiring a research engineer to work with myself, @inkandswitch.com, and an amazing interdisciplinary team on using cryptographic proofs and AI to verify physical-world (e.g. manufacturing) processes: www.inkandswitch.com/jobs/ccti-re...
polymer scientist and engineer here 🙋♀️ that will not happen, barring complete planetwide human technological collapse
November 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
polymer scientist and engineer here 🙋♀️ that will not happen, barring complete planetwide human technological collapse
We straighten rivers, destroy forests,exterminate "pests," and engineer crops, believing we can outsmart millennia of evolution. Nature responds with floods, resistant super-pests, and sterile soil. Arrogance is believing complexity can be controlled by simple force.
November 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
We straighten rivers, destroy forests,exterminate "pests," and engineer crops, believing we can outsmart millennia of evolution. Nature responds with floods, resistant super-pests, and sterile soil. Arrogance is believing complexity can be controlled by simple force.
We believe a carbon capture machine will do what a forest has done for free for millions of years.
We believe we can geo-engineer the sky while we destroy the soil.
Tech is a tool, not a forgiveness plan.
We believe we can geo-engineer the sky while we destroy the soil.
Tech is a tool, not a forgiveness plan.
November 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
We believe a carbon capture machine will do what a forest has done for free for millions of years.
We believe we can geo-engineer the sky while we destroy the soil.
Tech is a tool, not a forgiveness plan.
We believe we can geo-engineer the sky while we destroy the soil.
Tech is a tool, not a forgiveness plan.
My job title, is Agent Orchestration Engineer.
My job, is to solve problems.
If I started running around gastowning, I would get dropped.
A lot of people seem to think the "Software" part of "Software Engineer" is the important one, and not the Engineer part, with Software as only the method used
My job, is to solve problems.
If I started running around gastowning, I would get dropped.
A lot of people seem to think the "Software" part of "Software Engineer" is the important one, and not the Engineer part, with Software as only the method used
"my code is handcrafted and artisanal"
running face first into
"yeah what I really was hiring you for was *list of business outcomes*"
running face first into
"yeah what I really was hiring you for was *list of business outcomes*"
October 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My job title, is Agent Orchestration Engineer.
My job, is to solve problems.
If I started running around gastowning, I would get dropped.
A lot of people seem to think the "Software" part of "Software Engineer" is the important one, and not the Engineer part, with Software as only the method used
My job, is to solve problems.
If I started running around gastowning, I would get dropped.
A lot of people seem to think the "Software" part of "Software Engineer" is the important one, and not the Engineer part, with Software as only the method used
i hate software engineer halloween. what do you mean you’re dressed up as the eMudrah Certificate Authority
October 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i hate software engineer halloween. what do you mean you’re dressed up as the eMudrah Certificate Authority
You don't have to tell me it was written by an engineer. These passages say that more than any resume or technical knowledge ever could.
and it's just so fucking... mean spirited, weird and cheap about women??? like????
November 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
You don't have to tell me it was written by an engineer. These passages say that more than any resume or technical knowledge ever could.
increasingly common sentiment that just makes me sad, as a software engineer who actually values the craft
October 31, 2026 at 2:42 PM
increasingly common sentiment that just makes me sad, as a software engineer who actually values the craft
Children must not be made aware of simple tools. Only complex ones they cannot comprehend and therefore cannot reverse engineer against us.
November 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Children must not be made aware of simple tools. Only complex ones they cannot comprehend and therefore cannot reverse engineer against us.
been told Haley Stevens is going to engineer his kart
November 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
been told Haley Stevens is going to engineer his kart
forward deployed engineer: place this side towards enemy
October 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
forward deployed engineer: place this side towards enemy
The mathematician and engineer Archimedes is famously said to have been killed during the sack of Syracuse in 212 BCE while drawing geometric figures, a task he wouldn't pause despite being held at swordpoint: "Don't disturb my circles."
Don’t tell me autism didn’t exist in Ancient Greece and Rome, someone had to remember every line of the Iliad and it sure wasn’t Pliny the Neurotypical
I could remember all the basic trigonometry functions, but instead, I remember every lyric to sugar ray’s “fly”
October 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The mathematician and engineer Archimedes is famously said to have been killed during the sack of Syracuse in 212 BCE while drawing geometric figures, a task he wouldn't pause despite being held at swordpoint: "Don't disturb my circles."
oldest house engineer who is very tired
November 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
oldest house engineer who is very tired
On this day in 1904, a Jewish engineer was born in Vienna. On 4 Dec 1941 he was deported to Theresienstadt, and on 6 Sep 1943 with his mother to Auschwitz, where he perished. His name was Ing. Hanuš Nadelfest.
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November 1, 2026 at 9:14 AM
On this day in 1904, a Jewish engineer was born in Vienna. On 4 Dec 1941 he was deported to Theresienstadt, and on 6 Sep 1943 with his mother to Auschwitz, where he perished. His name was Ing. Hanuš Nadelfest.
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ysayle was trying to engineer an enemies to lovers slowburn with estinien and he didn't figure out what was going on until she was dead
November 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
ysayle was trying to engineer an enemies to lovers slowburn with estinien and he didn't figure out what was going on until she was dead
They let a slime become an engineer
November 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
They let a slime become an engineer