#envelope
I like how the context here implies you are not done voting unless you have made a mistake on your ballot
November 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Sorry I left a little a Hamburger Helper behind when I licked your birthday card envelope.
November 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Ruh roh 🤫
November 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Got to the counter at 8:59, filled out and signed the absentee ballot request form, signed the affidavit envelope, got my ballot, filled it out, put in the secrecy envelope, put that in the affidavit envelope, sealed the affidavit envelope and dropped it in the box at 9:05. Just about an hour total.
October 31, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I love that gift basket to a Republican is sending someone a bunch of shit they hate. A GOP Valentine is an envelope of anthrax
Mike Rogers: "It's Abdul's birthday today, on Halloween. So we thought, wouldn't it be nice if we got him a gift basket? A football because he thinks football is toxic masculinity! We hope he gains some appreciation for what we love right here in Michigan. Fireworks! Bc he said he hates fireworks"
November 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Because its just an empty envelope
October 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The Edward Gorey House has an Envelope Art Contest.

Amazing. Good luck. For inspiration check out From Ted to Tom: The Illustrated Envelopes of Edward Gorey.
The 2026 Annual All-Ages Envelope Art Contest — The Edward Gorey House
Rejoice: the 2026 All-Ages Envelope Art Contest has been announced. Click the banner to learn more and download your entry form.
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November 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Somewhere in my storage unit I have my own copy of this original envelope...

digitalcollections.nyhistory.org/items/120618...
November 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
eyyy they took my mail-in ballot with the envelope that got warped by rain getting into my mailbox. so vote DONE
November 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Uh oh. Looks like Pikachu will have a problem.
November 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
When a Capo takes a payoff but doesn't give the Don his tribute... Like Ralph Cifaretto not giving Tony Soprano his envelope.
October 29, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Hey y'all! Don't forget to go out and vote today!! ✅️🧡
November 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If I have to mangle the envelope and risk damaging the cards inside it because you've taped every surface to every other surface, you've over packaged.

If the card is floating in a sleeve in an envelope, you've under packaged.

Find the zone of virtue in the middle, TCG players.
November 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Natures envelope opener.
November 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I accidentally mailed mine back in my ballot envelope 😔
Good Boys post their I Voted stickers 👇
November 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Bret Devereaux's back of an envelope calculation was 1M-1.5M troops.
October 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I haven't pushed the envelope hard enough
November 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Ok I voted. For cryin’ out loud!
November 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
putting hot soup in an envelope and mailing it
November 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The glue on my ballot envelope didn't taste gross!
November 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Anyway, look what turned up just in time!
November 1, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Ngl, the whole interview felt like watching this.
November 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Well my ballot is officially now marked "envelope returned." I did the thing.
November 3, 2026 at 10:48 AM
An envelope shouldn’t have all this power
Ask yourself if you need to go spend time in the corner
October 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
delighted to learn I am the image for the Wikipedia article on back-of-the-envelope calculations! I can recognise myself, but I'm not sure anyone else could en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back-of...
Back-of-the-envelope calculation - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 31, 2026 at 1:26 AM