I used to see those eppendorf allan keys all over the place in the lab, and I never realised what they were for... if only we'd had a Capt Eppie... 🪛🔧
September 29, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I used to see those eppendorf allan keys all over the place in the lab, and I never realised what they were for... if only we'd had a Capt Eppie... 🪛🔧
Please share what you find! Release the trapped things that Captain Eppie has bound within these many years.
September 29, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Please share what you find! Release the trapped things that Captain Eppie has bound within these many years.
As an added bonus, you could flip open his skull, revealing the void within, in which you can conceal your darkest secrets (or spare Eppendorf tubes).
Captain Eppie will guard them all with eyes THAT NEVER BLINK.
Also, at night, he puts agarose in the food-only microwave.
I HAVE PROOF!!!!1!!
Captain Eppie will guard them all with eyes THAT NEVER BLINK.
Also, at night, he puts agarose in the food-only microwave.
I HAVE PROOF!!!!1!!
September 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
As an added bonus, you could flip open his skull, revealing the void within, in which you can conceal your darkest secrets (or spare Eppendorf tubes).
Captain Eppie will guard them all with eyes THAT NEVER BLINK.
Also, at night, he puts agarose in the food-only microwave.
I HAVE PROOF!!!!1!!
Captain Eppie will guard them all with eyes THAT NEVER BLINK.
Also, at night, he puts agarose in the food-only microwave.
I HAVE PROOF!!!!1!!
Every year, new graduate students in research labs are confronted by the Totem of Molbio that is "Captain Eppie".
Captain Eppie was a promotional item given away with the purchase of Eppendorf centrifuges, but his mismatched eyes, primal energy & faint supernatural aura have led many to ask:
WHY?
Captain Eppie was a promotional item given away with the purchase of Eppendorf centrifuges, but his mismatched eyes, primal energy & faint supernatural aura have led many to ask:
WHY?
September 29, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Every year, new graduate students in research labs are confronted by the Totem of Molbio that is "Captain Eppie".
Captain Eppie was a promotional item given away with the purchase of Eppendorf centrifuges, but his mismatched eyes, primal energy & faint supernatural aura have led many to ask:
WHY?
Captain Eppie was a promotional item given away with the purchase of Eppendorf centrifuges, but his mismatched eyes, primal energy & faint supernatural aura have led many to ask:
WHY?
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
September 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
The residents of Raveloe do incorporate Silas and his machine, with difficulty but in the end wholeheartedly— because of Eppie—but an unimaginable future is looming. Unimaginable to the villagers, but not to Eliot's readers, who live in a world of railroads, factories, and steam-powered machines.
September 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The residents of Raveloe do incorporate Silas and his machine, with difficulty but in the end wholeheartedly— because of Eppie—but an unimaginable future is looming. Unimaginable to the villagers, but not to Eliot's readers, who live in a world of railroads, factories, and steam-powered machines.
OMG!!! I watched the new eppie tonight!
It is a balm for my soul. I love the comradery, the humor, the joy.
I'm not sure about Nigella--did no one ever teach her how to use a fork? But, I get that Pru might have been tired...
I'm tryna decide whether to just start rewatching the whole series...
It is a balm for my soul. I love the comradery, the humor, the joy.
I'm not sure about Nigella--did no one ever teach her how to use a fork? But, I get that Pru might have been tired...
I'm tryna decide whether to just start rewatching the whole series...
September 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
OMG!!! I watched the new eppie tonight!
It is a balm for my soul. I love the comradery, the humor, the joy.
I'm not sure about Nigella--did no one ever teach her how to use a fork? But, I get that Pru might have been tired...
I'm tryna decide whether to just start rewatching the whole series...
It is a balm for my soul. I love the comradery, the humor, the joy.
I'm not sure about Nigella--did no one ever teach her how to use a fork? But, I get that Pru might have been tired...
I'm tryna decide whether to just start rewatching the whole series...
I must have read Silas Marner before, but it was long ago, and reading it now, in the midst of the AI Revolution, the chapter at the end where Silas and Eppie go to find his old home Lantern Yard and it's just ... not there, bricked over by a factory, nobody remembers it at all ... whoa.
September 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I must have read Silas Marner before, but it was long ago, and reading it now, in the midst of the AI Revolution, the chapter at the end where Silas and Eppie go to find his old home Lantern Yard and it's just ... not there, bricked over by a factory, nobody remembers it at all ... whoa.
Even helder blijven Eppie. Het enige wat ze zegt is: “we moeten het erover hebben”. En, ”we moeten het benoemen” . Ze draagt geen enkele oplossing aan. Alleen racistische haatzaaierij.
September 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Even helder blijven Eppie. Het enige wat ze zegt is: “we moeten het erover hebben”. En, ”we moeten het benoemen” . Ze draagt geen enkele oplossing aan. Alleen racistische haatzaaierij.
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
September 27, 2026 at 12:20 PM
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
September 27, 2026 at 8:21 AM
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Ik moet de deur uit, maar het gaat niet. Ik ben al zo slecht in haar van mijn schoot jagen en nu is ze net haar broertje kwijt en mijn vader is er niet (ik kwam dus eigenlijk om haar eten te geven) dus nu zitten we hier. Ik weet niet helemaal wie nou eigenlijk wie troost. 🥹💛💔
September 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Ik moet de deur uit, maar het gaat niet. Ik ben al zo slecht in haar van mijn schoot jagen en nu is ze net haar broertje kwijt en mijn vader is er niet (ik kwam dus eigenlijk om haar eten te geven) dus nu zitten we hier. Ik weet niet helemaal wie nou eigenlijk wie troost. 🥹💛💔
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
September 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
En knuffel Eppie ook maar extra veel!
September 25, 2026 at 10:27 AM
En knuffel Eppie ook maar extra veel!
Mijn vader moest deze lieve meneer gisteren laten inslapen. Hij kwam bij ons toen ik vijftien was, dus hij mocht zeventien jaar worden, maar dat maakt het toch niet minder verdrietig. Gelukkig gaat het met zusje Eppie nog heel goed.
Rust zacht, lieve, lieve Otto. 💛
Rust zacht, lieve, lieve Otto. 💛
September 25, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Mijn vader moest deze lieve meneer gisteren laten inslapen. Hij kwam bij ons toen ik vijftien was, dus hij mocht zeventien jaar worden, maar dat maakt het toch niet minder verdrietig. Gelukkig gaat het met zusje Eppie nog heel goed.
Rust zacht, lieve, lieve Otto. 💛
Rust zacht, lieve, lieve Otto. 💛
Hey daar heb je malle Eppie <block>
September 23, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Hey daar heb je malle Eppie <block>
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
September 22, 2026 at 9:15 AM
"Then there’s Lady Mary’s Walk near the Bridge of Turret,
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Which I hope visitors will go and see and not forget,
Because near by grows a magnificent oak most lovely to see,
Which is known by the name of Eppie Callum’s Tree."
'Beautiful Crieff', 1899
Good Luck with that. Eppie was a Democrat. He gave money to Democrats. They went to his home, his parties, the island. They did business with him, & texted for instructions during a congressional hearing against the guy who put him in jail...
September 21, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Good Luck with that. Eppie was a Democrat. He gave money to Democrats. They went to his home, his parties, the island. They did business with him, & texted for instructions during a congressional hearing against the guy who put him in jail...
a dick so big yet so soft that you can just walk on inside bcz that bitch is a gelatinous blob and fully reseals upon entry
now imagining like
limo dick tbqh à la rick and morty “forever high” eppie from last season
a dick you can ride to prom
NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT
a mode of transport
now imagining like
limo dick tbqh à la rick and morty “forever high” eppie from last season
a dick you can ride to prom
NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT
a mode of transport
the big <> hard dick spectrum
September 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
a dick so big yet so soft that you can just walk on inside bcz that bitch is a gelatinous blob and fully reseals upon entry
now imagining like
limo dick tbqh à la rick and morty “forever high” eppie from last season
a dick you can ride to prom
NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT
a mode of transport
now imagining like
limo dick tbqh à la rick and morty “forever high” eppie from last season
a dick you can ride to prom
NO NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT
a mode of transport
Ik moest eigenlijk nog mijn boek en kop thee pakken, maar ja, dat ging niet meer. 🥰
September 16, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Ik moest eigenlijk nog mijn boek en kop thee pakken, maar ja, dat ging niet meer. 🥰
Ah. Hij was er toch niet zo op gesteld, al die aandacht van mij... 😂🤣 @eppie-heins.bsky.social
Welnu, bluesky vrienden, jullie staan er alleen voor vanaf nu.
Welnu, bluesky vrienden, jullie staan er alleen voor vanaf nu.
September 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Ah. Hij was er toch niet zo op gesteld, al die aandacht van mij... 😂🤣 @eppie-heins.bsky.social
Welnu, bluesky vrienden, jullie staan er alleen voor vanaf nu.
Welnu, bluesky vrienden, jullie staan er alleen voor vanaf nu.
