#espressos
04:31 Uhr ☕️
October 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
A pub in York years ago got into trouble for a sign reading "unattended children will be given 3 double espressos and a free puppy".

Still makes me laugh.
Parents who let their children sit anywhere on public transport and not with them will find that they have learnt some new words
October 31, 2026 at 2:42 PM
tomorrow it will be Espressos....
October 29, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Brinquedão já chegou! 😍

Agora é lavar o que precisa, ler o manual de instruções e tirar uma dezena de Espressos até acertar a moagem e o volume de pó... 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
November 2, 2026 at 1:41 PM
bringing my one-liter stanley thermos to the third wave coffe store before work and having them fill it up with single origin espressos
October 28, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Im just glad I got to show them having a proper local normal café including the tiny white cup and the box of napkins lol
technically wrong country since spiral hill is kinda Italy but I think the broad strokes of café culture is same as here (because we seem to mostly have imported ours from Italy)
November 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
talvez um pouquinho arrependide de ter ingerido em tiramisus o equivalente a uns 6 espressos. só um pouquinho. nao o suficiente pra nao fazer de novo
November 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Well today's #hangover really is a stonker... I've had two #espressos and some cake and a banana and I still feel tired. #Soho #LazySunday
November 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
There was a Portuguese guy, ran a café up at Trinity Square in Nottingham. I loved his espressos. Chave D'Ouro I think the stuff was called.
October 31, 2026 at 9:34 AM
This also means, as a corollary, I need to do the same thing... first thing in the morning.

... hoo, boy, that'll be a tall order.

Note to self.

Stock up on espressos.
... and tips like, say, instead of taking him out regularly-

Devote an *hour* walk, and combine the utility of a walk with playtime. Exhaust him mentally that way, so I might free up the rest of my evening. I'll be given a document later wrt everything covered. Always useful to have a cheat sheet.
October 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Except that 'high ground' stuff seems a little silly.

I'm thinking more of Yoda fighting Dooku, or the Emperor. He ought to have been barely exerting himself yet effectively countering their attacks. Not jumping around like a flea on multiple espressos.
November 2, 2026 at 8:54 PM
4 double espressos, the breakfast of champions!
October 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My fave moment was when I said I hadn’t slept in 48 hrs because I drank espressos excessively daily that week & some rando replied with “caffeine doesn’t keep people from sleeping that’s a myth”

My 2nd fave is my mutual was called sexist in my replies for posting a meme dog with he/him pronouns
October 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
- Tetris sorry for bloc party
- Full moon sorry for howlin' wolf
- School science fair sorry for alien ant farm
- Open-air theatre sorry for coldplay
- Barista serving 10 shot espressos sorry for manic street preachers
- Purple shampoo sorry for platinum blonde
- Starbucks sorry for goldfrapp
Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke
Will Smith sorry for smash mouth
Louis CK sorry for the strokes
Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes
Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday
Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl
UK beef industry sorry for madness
US government sorry for megadeth
November 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Amazon allows you to conveniently order espresso beans straight to your door. We tasted a bunch of brands to tell you the best ones to add to your cart.
The 11 Best Whole Bean Espressos You Can Buy On Amazon - Tasting Table
www.tastingtable.com
November 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM
weekend build sprint, 3 espressos deep, "Rain Through Glass" keeping the momentum steady while the demo slowly comes together. https://music.apple.com/lv/album/rain-through-glass/6788076083?i=6788076333 also on other platforms.
#Music #AppleMusic #GitHub #LoFi #MusicVibe #DevSecOps #CyberPunk
November 1, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Espressos y cappuccinos en casa como en el bar con una cafetera superautomática con molinillo por solo 139 euros en MediaMarkt
Espressos y cappuccinos en casa como en el bar con una cafetera superautomática con molinillo por solo 139 euros en MediaMarkt
www.compradiccion.com
October 30, 2026 at 8:02 PM
#MissKitty is not a Whirling Dervish. She is a #Swirling #Dervish! 😹😹😹🫟🫟🫟🌈🌈🌈 She came back with #Coke, #M&Ms, and double shot espressos for morning. Didn't eat too many M&Ms to get knocked out. The wallpaper is #otw. I made a #moodboard from some of it. So I could do that weird #Juno shit. LOL
October 30, 2026 at 4:29 AM
3 espressos depois, seguimos tomando café mal tirado...

Kkkkkrying, essa curva de aprendizado vai ser de tirar o sono (de tanto café)!
Grinding Teeth Close-Up
ALT: Grinding Teeth Close-Up
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
more espressos needed i reckon
October 26, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Two of those espressos cured my caffeine-deprivation headache.
בוקר טוב לכולם
October 25, 2026 at 11:48 AM
☕🩵🌼 Good morning, wonderful Manon! Happy Friday, dear friend! You've made me smile for bringing muffins and espressos! Thank you very much for your kindness. Oh, I'm curious what show it was! I wish you a beautiful day surrounded by many smiles and love. 🩷🧚🏻‍♀️🫂
October 30, 2026 at 1:11 PM
i want to make interesting coffee drinks but every recipe i find is for espressos... i dont have an espresso machine nooooooo
October 26, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Espressos 5 and 6 now.
October 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
#ad Both adapters, one bag. CONQUECO Portable Espresso Maker Complete Kit: 18 bar, 8 espressos/charge, 12V cable in box. Check capsule fit.
https://espressoshortlist.com/p/cq-8180628619464?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_content=es_1028_s05 #portableespresso
October 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM