#evaluations
all of you need mental evaluations
Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
November 30, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Professor gets bad student evaluations.

#Satire
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Course evaluations are in and, of course, I am laser focused on the one negative review.
May 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
the most comprehensive evaluations of the evidence to date.
• www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
• www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
September 25, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Not only keep them out of evaluations, but stop entirely. Do not use.
Did you see this experiment my colleague Kristina conducted not just at my university but *in my department*? She and the male instructor assumed eachothers’ names for an online course: and the difference in feedback they received was horrifying.
Student Evaluations Can’t Be Used to Assess Professors. They’re Discriminatory.
And that means they’re illegal.
slate.com
December 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Breaking: employees who can't do jobs receive poor evaluations.
Employees who use AI tools like ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini at work face negative judgments about their competence and motivation from colleagues and managers, according to a new study.
AI use damages professional reputation, study suggests
New Duke study says workers judge others for AI use—and hide its use, fearing stigma.
arstechnica.com
May 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And we get worse evaluations (including more spurious comments about our looks or “agenda”). This was really brought home to me when I co-taught a graduate class with a male instructor and could see both sets of our evaluations. 🙃
December 30, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Rohypnol Evaluations
Name this band
August 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
He’s threatening to fire federal employees who don’t respond to his email by tomorrow. He has already fired employees with impeccable performance reviews. Promotions will be based on responses to his email rather than detailed performance evaluations by their direct supervisor.
February 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
ME: Hi, I saw on your practice’s website that you do ADHD evaluations?
THEM: Do you already have an ADHD diagnosis?
ME: No, I’m trying to get one.
THEM: Unfortunately we don’t evaluate for ADHD.
ME: Why does your website say you do?
THEM: Well, we do evaluations.
ME: But not…for ADHD?
THEM: No.

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September 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Course evaluations are out! Course evaluations are out!
a man is smiling and laughing with the words awww shucks written on his face .
ALT: a man is smiling and laughing with the words awww shucks written on his face .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
They're having the hospital therapy dog training evaluations today and I give all the participants an A++.
May 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
One must imagine Socrates reading his teaching evaluations
June 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Les évaluations Steam passent "extrêmement positives" pour cette aventure d'une heure à 3 €, qui reste à jamais gravée dans la mémoire.
Many Nights a Whisper rose back to Overwhelmingly Positive on Steam!

Let's hope no one messes this up...
(this is not a challenge; please leave a positive review)
(the game is actually good, imo)

store.steampowered.com/app/3541130/...
Many Nights a Whisper on Steam
A short interactive essay on dreams, pressure, and expectations. Take part in an ancient ritual where one shot determines the fate of a generation.
store.steampowered.com
September 23, 2026 at 8:14 AM
In their course evaluations my students said that it was clear that I cared about them. 😭
December 18, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Further evaluations, this time with a live subject!

www.furaffinity.net/view/27827582/

Drawn by @jakkal.bsky.social

#sneptember
September 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Transparent umpire evaluations and demotions
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Possibly controversial opinion but adhd/autism evaluations should be done together 100% of the time...
May 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Performance Evaluations
🌌👽☕

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November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Just a little bit of “last day of Federal Courts and also time for evaluations” bribery…
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 PM
student evaluations are a terrible metric except when the students say nice things about me
May 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The “deal” that Brown made with the Trump admin is much more extreme than is being reported. It includes government oversight of course evaluations and no barrier to government interference in faculty hiring.

Read it for yourself here:

www.brown.edu/sites/defaul...
www.brown.edu
July 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I was going to write a whole effortpost about model evaluations but instead here, just take this chart
February 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
If recent evaluations carry the most weight under the new system and those evaluations were issued under guidance that discouraged high ratings the shift would significantly increase the administration’s ability to dismiss federal employees.
March 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM