Cuck: a strong word for a weak man
#eveningevents #hottoddy #dontsetupachairifyoudontwantquestions
#immanosybitch

A: Tumblr isn't smart like Tik tok and YouTube. It doesn't know the difference between girl and boy nipples
B: In Tumblr's defense, neither do I

#aandbconversations #cider #eveningevents #pansexualpanic #getbackinthecupboard

Dayquil tastes like the color orange, the number 9, and what capitalism thinks sunshine tastes like. This message has been brought to you from viewers like you.
#eveningevents #lycheesake #fuckcapitalism #badmixers

B: [puts on music]
A: What is this?
B: Its just Runaway by-
A: No, I mean why do you always put on boyslut music?

#eveningevents #sake #A-and-Bconversarions #lycheesake #boyslut

Joel Schumacher did such a good job on Barbara. Everyone else in that movie was a drag icon. But they solidly wrote a cisgendered, heterosexual woman. It's why she's the only person in the movie who doesn't change when she's in costume.

#eveningevents #BatmanandRobin #espressomartini #BatmanForever

I'm sorry for my lactose-intolerant farts. I just thought you needed some dairy-air.

#eveningevents #mintchocolatechip #schnapps #illseemyselfout