after so many years of Civility™️ and Reaching Across the Aisle™️ and Bipartisanship™️, we are so hungry for anyone to just flat-out say “are you a whole-ass criminal y/n, trick question it’s yes and we have proof” right to their faces
it hits like ice-cold peppermint schnapps
it hits like ice-cold peppermint schnapps
I don't know that it makes him presidential material but Ossoff's ability to just be honest about how much of a pile of shit these people really are should be a model to the party.
OSSOFF: Mike Collins called for killing immigrants by throwing them to their deaths out of helicopters. I'd like to hear if Mike Collins stands by that statement. Do you still believe in the extrajudicial killing of immigrants?
MIKE COLLINS: *changes topic*
MIKE COLLINS: *changes topic*
October 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
after so many years of Civility™️ and Reaching Across the Aisle™️ and Bipartisanship™️, we are so hungry for anyone to just flat-out say “are you a whole-ass criminal y/n, trick question it’s yes and we have proof” right to their faces
it hits like ice-cold peppermint schnapps
it hits like ice-cold peppermint schnapps
Hell, with LL Cool J discussing Clausewitz, Bret has to chug a whole bottle of Prussian schnapps!
October 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Hell, with LL Cool J discussing Clausewitz, Bret has to chug a whole bottle of Prussian schnapps!
Ruin a book by adding a word:
James and The Giant Peach Schnapps
James and The Giant Peach Schnapps
Ruin a book by adding a word
For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls
For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls
Ruin a book by adding a word
The Grape Nuts of Wrath
The Grape Nuts of Wrath
October 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Ruin a book by adding a word:
James and The Giant Peach Schnapps
James and The Giant Peach Schnapps
is da auch schnapps drinne?
October 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
is da auch schnapps drinne?
He mixes a mean Malthouse Compromise. Scotch (hence the name) with cognac and schnapps, and of course some bitters.
October 12, 2026 at 10:24 AM
He mixes a mean Malthouse Compromise. Scotch (hence the name) with cognac and schnapps, and of course some bitters.
Schnapps and honey
October 12, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Schnapps and honey
FB memories reminded me that I discovered a German word for regretting texts sent while drunk: Schnapschatbedauern, literally “Schnapps chat regrets” 😂
October 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
FB memories reminded me that I discovered a German word for regretting texts sent while drunk: Schnapschatbedauern, literally “Schnapps chat regrets” 😂
And we shall march towards him with a bottle of schnapps singing והיא שעמדה
October 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
And we shall march towards him with a bottle of schnapps singing והיא שעמדה
Not historical, but in Dash & Lily there's a scene where the characters go to McSorley's (full name drop and all) in Manhattan and order drinks like hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps martinis. The home of "pick your ale: light or dark" does not serve those drinks.
October 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Not historical, but in Dash & Lily there's a scene where the characters go to McSorley's (full name drop and all) in Manhattan and order drinks like hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps martinis. The home of "pick your ale: light or dark" does not serve those drinks.
Schnapps könnte das geben
October 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Schnapps könnte das geben
My Latin teacher back in 1980s Germany liked to talk about his bunker. Supposedly he stocked it with schnapps.
October 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My Latin teacher back in 1980s Germany liked to talk about his bunker. Supposedly he stocked it with schnapps.
That was my first, and last, raspberry schnapps.
October 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
That was my first, and last, raspberry schnapps.
😂😂😂 Yep. Lots of jet fuel schnapps a flowin’.
October 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
😂😂😂 Yep. Lots of jet fuel schnapps a flowin’.
The Happy Schnapps Combo - The Bears Still Suck
YouTube video by Eric Kaiser
youtu.be
October 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
James & The Giant Peach Schnapps
October 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
James & The Giant Peach Schnapps
Black pepper crisps and schnapps chasers for the win
October 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Black pepper crisps and schnapps chasers for the win
Da Schnapps vo mim Paa esch vöu s'guet gseh zom de Chüe i s'Ribe. För das heds dä vo de Nochbere toe 😂
October 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Da Schnapps vo mim Paa esch vöu s'guet gseh zom de Chüe i s'Ribe. För das heds dä vo de Nochbere toe 😂
That sounds yummy! Add a splash of peppermint schnapps or creme de mint, and you have a peppermint mocha!
October 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
That sounds yummy! Add a splash of peppermint schnapps or creme de mint, and you have a peppermint mocha!
Thanks, hon. 🫂 Hot tea with honey and lemon is helping a lot . . . and I'm gonna pour some peach schnapps in tonight's cup.
October 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Thanks, hon. 🫂 Hot tea with honey and lemon is helping a lot . . . and I'm gonna pour some peach schnapps in tonight's cup.
Grandpa T-rump’s been at the Schnapps too much lately. We need to impeach T-rump before he metastasizes completely and kills the patient; all the rest of us.
October 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Grandpa T-rump’s been at the Schnapps too much lately. We need to impeach T-rump before he metastasizes completely and kills the patient; all the rest of us.
My under the influence campaign continues unabated. Brought to you by schnapps
October 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
My under the influence campaign continues unabated. Brought to you by schnapps
i once had twitter user James Clee convinced that in Scotland we call Christmas 'Crungus', that on Crungus-eve the Kringleman comes to visit, and that he was the inspiration for the Judderman from the Metz Schnapps ad
October 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i once had twitter user James Clee convinced that in Scotland we call Christmas 'Crungus', that on Crungus-eve the Kringleman comes to visit, and that he was the inspiration for the Judderman from the Metz Schnapps ad