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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
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Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine).

*will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · Nov 27
Infamous interplanetary peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists end yet another show with the classic 'Punch a Space Nazi'.
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
#vss365
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The #lure of the great black beast of BahGlar'th is said to be impossible to resist. Her siren call is rumoured to be an invitation to a slow and painful death.
Seymour, unable to resist, falls into her lair...

And she served tea and crumpets and a nice time was had by all.

Rumours. Pfft.

#vss365
October 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Welcome back to the Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today's dish is from the active mountain planet of Gravellus X, Bob!
Ko'l, #active #mountain? Don't you mean volcano?
No, Bob! This planet is home to sentient mountains!
Sounds like a rocky situation!
Ko'l groans.

#vss365 #scififri
October 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 10-02-26
Optional Theme: #ACTIVITY #Active
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi #WritingCommmunity #Writers

🎨 Mykola Kuryliuk
October 2, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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Peach Schnapps: Jumping Jebus on a pogo stick! We missed the #target! Again!
K2: Eh?
Peach: #Scififri!
K2: Not a problem!
Peach: How do you #reckon?
K2: Time is immaterial. An illusion.

Tim, Timelord and all-around top turtle, mutters: I've been saying that all along. No one listens.

#vss365
September 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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*not mine, copied from twitter:
**oops, a day late

#SCIFIFRI 09-25-26
Optional Theme: #TARGET
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi
#WritingCommmunity #Writers
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
September 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a healthy dish from Veegus V, Bob!
Ko'l, am I reading this right? Their presentation consists mainly of the rare #passion vegetable?
Yes Bob!
Passion vegetable?
Yeah, it really doesn't have the same ring to it...

#vss365
September 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Ahem...
As we #embark upon this mission, let us remember all those who have gone before us. The many who have perished, the ones who didn't come back the same. Those who dreams were dashed. Let us bow our heads...

Mum? We're just going to the grocery store!

#vss365
September 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have bbq from the Deitius Climatus System, Bob!
Ko'l, I'm excited about the lightning burgers!
Me too! But with Zeus and Thor competing it's sure to be--
No, don't say it.
--a #stormy situation!

#vss365
September 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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On Tka II, exists sentient timepieces. This patriarchal society, ruled by the unforgiving grandfather clocks, overshadowed the sundials and subjugated the hourglasses. But it was the lowly, feminine wristwatches who rose up. The ensuing #conflict was really only a matter of time.

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September 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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#Early #explorers to FeeLinus IV found the locals quite hostile at first. There was much clawing and hissing. It was only a matter of time before they found that under the chin scritching was soothing for all parties.

#vss365 #scififri
September 18, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 09-18-26
Optional Theme: #LATE #EARLY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365 #WritingCommmunity #Writers
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September 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have a dish prepared by the delegation from Philosophus IV, Bob!
Ko'l, it's not another of their #esoteric concepts of food, is it?
Well, they say that imagination is the key to flavour!
So, is it actually food?
Well...

#vss365
September 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
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The Young Canadians - Hawaii [Canada, Punk Rock] (1979) Some great Canadian punk rock with Art Bergmann at the helm.
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https://youtu.be/uZ8WKHRArfI
The Young Canadians - Hawaii [Canada, Punk Rock] (1979) Some great Canadian punk rock with Art Bergmann at the helm.
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September 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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#Invaders from Mars??
Pfft!
We scoffed
In our #naivete
We didn't think of microbes

Returning with our ships...

Again, Elon Muskrat ruins everything.

#vss365 #scififri
September 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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* not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 09-11-26
Optional Theme: #INVADERS #INVADE
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi
#WritingCommmunity #Writers
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September 11, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Official statement from pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists:

We deeply regret earlier comments made, we fucking love Detroit! Our album, #Adroit in Detroit, is actually a homage. They keep us on our toes there! Now, as for the rest of the Orange Goblin's Amerikkka...

#vss365
September 7, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Interview with Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists:
So why is your latest live album called #Adroit in Detroit?
Peach: You have to ask? Have you been to Detroit??

#vss365
September 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Peach Schnapps: We missed #scififri again!
Kurt Kerf2: Today's not Friday?
Peach: We need a new #action plan.
K2: You want to #reconnoitre our approach?
Peach: Rejig, revamp, re- something!
K2: Well, on Hedonia VI it's always Friday!
Peach: Or, we could lay off the space spliffs...

#vss365
September 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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* not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 09-04-26
Optional Theme: #ACTION #MOTION
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365 #scifi
#WritingCommmunity #Writers
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
September 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Between gigs and planets, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists find themselves in trouble.
Peach: The ship has lost all internal #gravity!
Kurt Kerf2: Have you tried checking the #glove compartment?
Peach: What???
K2: What? I sometimes leave it there.

#scififri #vss365
August 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 08-28-26
Optional Theme: #GRAVITY
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365
#WritingCommmunity #Writers
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
Howdy Woodley
August 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists' frontman: Remember making posters for our gigs and stapling them to lamposts around town?
Penelope C. Penumbra: I loved designing those!
Peach: Now we just beam our ads right into the fans' brains. It's so--
PCP: Invasive?
Peach: Lazy.

#vss365
August 26, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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On Tarpon V, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists play to an adoring crowd of #sponge-like beings who rush the stage after the encore.
Peach: It was great! Although kinda weird. Weird and moist. Very, very moist.

#vss365
August 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Interview with pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists:
So would you say that you're mostly a three chord punk band or a dance punk band?
Peach: More of a three #cord band lately.
Eh?
Peach: Our gear was stolen on Robar V, so we're down to one amp, two mikes, and three cords.

#vss365
August 24, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Mañana, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists #return home. The time frame between flights is thinner than a #razor's edge. But, hey, that's travel, right? And stuck for another day on Espana Ocho? Todo bien.

#vss365 #scififri
August 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM