#sponge-like
He looks like if Tommy Lee Jones ate Sponge Bob.
November 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
It feels like they're making JD the administration's pain sponge, which I appreciate
JD Vance: "The bad news is that we have not reached an agreement. And I think that's bad news for Iran much more than it's bad news for the US. So, we go back to the US having not come to an agreement ... they have chosen not to accept our terms"
April 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
absorbing the water like a sponge
December 30, 2024 at 1:29 PM
He’s soaking them in like a sponge
July 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
LGBTQ tops be like;
March 1, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I love it when sponge brained infants talk to me like I’m an AI video generator
April 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Another hot tip for saving money:

You can refill your Micron (or similar) pens when they dry up. There are several YouTube videos, but basically pop the end off, shake out the sponge-tube, drip whatever ink you like into the sponge slowly until it's wet through, then re-assemble. Voila! Like new!
October 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
The sponge holder collapsed.
You can see how exhausted it is 🤪
October 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Little thing inspired by @ninthscircle.bsky.social !!
The sponge is evil..

If an Inkling actually ate a sponge and splatted would they like reform in the sponge or...
March 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It feels like a scratchy sponge
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Ivy from Deadlock ⭐️🍑🍆
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sheyna Patel developed a hydrogel that removes more than 93% of PET microplastics from water. The material acts like a molecular sponge and could degrade waste using sunlight to help fight environmental pollution.
May 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Can someone take my brain and squeeze it like a bath sponge to get all the bad thoughts out... TnT
October 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
clavicular seems like hes fully on the trajectory of becoming the internet‘s pain sponge
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
April 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
My mind is like a sponge. It spends most of its time in filthy places.
December 16, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Today I learned that the Fluffy Crab is not only fluffy, but it likes to wear a sponge on its head like a jaunty hat. 🦀 #AugArthroAwe
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
That cornbread looks like a dish sponge.
November 30, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Allow the hate to permeate you until you smell funny like a dishes sponge
June 30, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Whoohoo!
#Caturday
October 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
this man wears other sea creatures as a hat
June 11, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Cyberbullying the vice president of the united states and having the mandate of heaven while doing it must feel like dunking your brain in a massive vat of dopamine and sucking it all up like a sponge
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Every picture of him looks like someone boiled a catcher’s mitt, but the right pretends he’s the picture of health.

I guess if they can pretend a used make-up sponge like Trump is the epitome of masculinity ….
January 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
fully constituted somehow still sponge like

fully convinced this is a perished sponge homunculus
August 25, 2026 at 1:07 AM
NDP Canadians watching socialists work like maniacs and win in NYC.
June 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
If Che Guevara were alive you wouldn't have heard of no chump Elon Musk because Socialism would have won and people like Musk would be forced to work for a living.

Rather than sponge, sponge, sponge.
June 22, 2026 at 2:34 AM