Very evolved algae. 😉😁
June 21, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Very evolved algae. 😉😁
why hasn't mine evolved yet?
September 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
why hasn't mine evolved yet?
Also, animals evolved first. I always forget we evolved first.
July 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Also, animals evolved first. I always forget we evolved first.
Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved https://theonion.com/smokey-bear-claims-views-on-wildfires-have-evolved/
June 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Smokey Bear Claims Views On Wildfires Have Evolved https://theonion.com/smokey-bear-claims-views-on-wildfires-have-evolved/
Nice to see the fraudster has really humbled himself and evolved🤔🙃
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Nice to see the fraudster has really humbled himself and evolved🤔🙃
did you know the human hand evolved specifically for scritching purposes
July 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
did you know the human hand evolved specifically for scritching purposes
Study Finds Macaws Evolved Vibrant Coloration To Pass The Time https://theonion.com/study-finds-macaws-evolved-vibrant-coloration-to-pass-the-time/
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Study Finds Macaws Evolved Vibrant Coloration To Pass The Time https://theonion.com/study-finds-macaws-evolved-vibrant-coloration-to-pass-the-time/
If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?
Google's CEO saying that the reason there's intense backlash to AI is because humans aren't "evolved" enough to understand it
youtu.be/RgV57kDzcng?...
youtu.be/RgV57kDzcng?...
May 24, 2026 at 2:43 AM
If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?
Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof https://theonion.com/study-humans-evolved-opposable-thumbs-to-signal-all-good-to-buddies-after-falling-off-roof/
March 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof https://theonion.com/study-humans-evolved-opposable-thumbs-to-signal-all-good-to-buddies-after-falling-off-roof/
[fucks up my rotation] evolved mode
April 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
[fucks up my rotation] evolved mode
Terriermon warp evolved to Saint Galgomon!
September 6, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Terriermon warp evolved to Saint Galgomon!
I can’t find the lie in this.
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I can’t find the lie in this.
I’m not 100% sure about this but it seems like sex evolved a bunch of times (or, like, swapping genetic information evolved a bunch of times) but males and females only evolved once. Like, the common ancestor of plants, animals, and fungi was the one and only origin of, not sex, but “the sexes.”
December 5, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I’m not 100% sure about this but it seems like sex evolved a bunch of times (or, like, swapping genetic information evolved a bunch of times) but males and females only evolved once. Like, the common ancestor of plants, animals, and fungi was the one and only origin of, not sex, but “the sexes.”
The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime
March 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The arc from “freedom fries” to “hitler fries” is a good encapsulation of how American conservatism has evolved in my lifetime
Mannnn we shoulda never evolved past the monkey-stage
November 6, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Mannnn we shoulda never evolved past the monkey-stage
A warm up doodle that evolved into this lol
November 10, 2024 at 11:17 PM
A warm up doodle that evolved into this lol
Evolved star worm
February 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Evolved star worm
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Congratulations! Your SPIRE evolved into Gengar
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Congratulations! Your SPIRE evolved into Gengar
October 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM