#excop
Bit long winded but #Tuberfurher Pete the Pal ExCop now $300 million dollar bag man.
How does that happen while holding down a day job supposedly as a working politican.
January 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wrote a fan comic about an elderly excop who exacerbated gang violence so he could harvest their guns and chrome... But takes too long to realise the reason the gangs have all the gear is because corps are using the under classes as guinea pigs for that stuff
December 28, 2024 at 12:07 PM
That sent chills down my spine. Look what this ex-cop and adjunct professor of criminal justice at Aurora University in Illinois posted. ACAB.
June 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
We love and support an excop who recognizes that all cops are devious pieces of trash and not to be trusted.
July 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Books 2026.
43. Razor Girl by Carl Hiaasen, 2016.
ExCop Yancy (from Bad Monkey) returns, still inspecting restaurants, still stopping people building on an empty plot next to him.
This time he's imvolved with a con-woman, a kidnapping + a murder.
Brilliant dark comedy from Hiaasen.
8/10
#booksky
September 17, 2026 at 8:35 AM
He is a POS bully excop! Nothing more!
February 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
And I gotta be honest as a southern white dude who’s taken A LOT of shit on the Internet for being a southern white excop Im really really really fucking pissed at the defense of slurs and Nazi tattoos. How come this dick gets a pass for doing worse than I ever did?
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The GOP will blame a Dem city (with a wannabe GOP excop mayor) and a “woke” FBI.
December 8, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Cold take: war criminals shouldn't be allowed in office

Cold take: cops shouldn't be allowed in office

Cold take: millionaires (and above) shouldn't be allowed in office

Cold take: when the millionaire excop war criminal says he has a final solution you tell him to eat lead.
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Frasier would be trying to get the best table for the Seattle DNC fundraiser by impressing people with a dinner party at home not realising Marty has let excop friends host a Poker Game for Trump (but Marty doesn't know the Trump part, is conflicted but kicks them out).

Maris is the only Trump fan
FRASIER CRANE WOULD NEVER VOTE FOR TRUMP. IF ANYTHING THERE'D HAVE BEEN AN EPISODE ABOUT MARTIN BEING A TRUMP SUPPORTER AND IT'D HAVE THREATENED THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
November 5, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Car list update!

Car for everyday: EXCop VZ
Commodore wagon

Car for the weekend: Commodore Vacationer

Car for luxury: Berlina

Car for speed: V8 Commodore

Car for new drivers: VT Commodore 5M V6 3800

Supercar: HSV W427
#WEIRDCARBS
Car list update!

Car for Everyday: Subaru Outback

Car for the Weekend: 1984 C10 SWB

Car for Luxury: Audi A8L

Car for Speed: 1997 Camaro Z28

Car for New Drivers: 2008-2012 Ford Crown Victoria

Supercar: 911 GT3 RS
#WeirdCarBS
Car list update!

Car for Everyday: Ford Maverick Hybrid

Car for the Weekend: Mustang GT

Car for Luxury: Lucid Air

Car for Speed: Corvette E-Ray

Car for New Drivers: Corolla Hybrid

Supercar: Murray T.50?
#WeirdCarBS
November 13, 2024 at 5:03 AM
It's not necessary to watch this entire sad video.
An excop pal sent this to me for information on fentanyl and other things that can seriously impair.
It's so sad and terrifying to watch.
youtu.be/Sp-grUguHZo?si=9gjzFU5S6rsGSlhq
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Special ed teacher suffers head injury that changes his behavior was actually a really interesting take.

Excop is just a cliché.
March 30, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I have an aunt that is a psychiatrist/psychologist but has tried to run my mom (and myself, and at least 2 other family members) over multiple times

and is married to a chomo excop

so yeah the call is coming from inside the house

the day she dies i'll be crackin open a cold one.
April 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
The bungling efforts of racist prosecutors, the inept lack of communication & coordination of racist law enforcement, & the racist members of grand jury let the racist excop caught in the #NOLAJazzFestival mass shooting racist plot walk free.
See the theme?
Ex-officer accused of plotting New Orleans attack is released after jury declines to indict
Former law enforcement officer was accused of planning to kill Black people in a mass shooting at a jazz festival
www.theguardian.com
August 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Your love for crying men. I suspect that this weak and miserable excop, who seems to won his badge in a cereal, could be just what you enjoy
August 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
What is the deal with North Carolina haters??? First the excop who wants to kill Black people in New Orleans and now this teenager who wants to kill Jewish people in Houston.
April 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Word.. . 🤨he may pardon the excop Chauvin.
May 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Tyler Robinson was turned in by his excop father.
Kash Patel: "This is what happens when you let good cops be cops."
September 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Everytime I read an article or listen to a video of an American excop, they say the same thing.

They are actively trained to do this; keep the trigger pull light, empty the magazine.

"Your only duty is to return home safely."

To hell with the public, to every unarmed civilian they gun down.
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Always drive with my lights on. Another excop habit.
December 31, 2024 at 10:20 PM
started saying this as a joke but the more i elaborated the more im nodding at it. legitimately a possibility given the fact asgore has a dark shard, knows about dark worlds, is an excop, and has a problem with boundaries especially those of his family
June 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Thank you! 🙏🏻 I really miss my Albert who looks similar!Too bad a rapist/misogynistic creep excop exboytoy murdered him& his sister! I still grieve over it!🤦🏼‍♀️💦💙🇺🇸🙏🏻💦🐈‍⬛
November 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Champagne and Bullets is like if Her Majesty’s Secret Service was remade with an excop limo drive as James Bond
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM