#exlax
Making chicken and andouille jambalaya for today’s party. Wife’s idea. I’d rather have made brownies with a double dose of chocolate exlax to get the magats out of my house quickly.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
why is it called Exlax and not poop! there it is
January 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Agree.
One minor detail, he wasn't elected.
Kamala won.
Exlax hacked voting machines.
March 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
taking exlax for my internal server errors
November 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM
- flush all the toilet paper
- exlax in the coffee maker
- “accidentally” open a tear gas canister in the van
- they can’t fire you, they’re desperate
July 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Exlax would give perfect
Chocolate undertones….🤣
July 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
With an exlax chaser.
December 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
and then most of them had the fucking GALL to vote for her?? smooth mooth exlax, we've trump now
August 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"I'm still punk," I sigh as I make a chocolate Exlax milkshake with milk of magnesia.
March 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
He looks like he needs an ExLax.
February 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You could make exlax brownies...
January 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Long story short, never take Exlax and sleeping pills at the same time.
October 26, 2024 at 12:40 AM
@s-c-rebel.bsky.social Promised me he would drink a bunch of exlax and shit his brains out in my honor at BFC.

Please someone hold him to it. :3
September 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Smooth move exlax
September 13, 2023 at 1:16 PM
You could accidentally put some idk? exlax in the one?????? ;)
November 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Long story short, I was writing a joke about Exlax, but the punchline got flushed away.
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
in the words of a great poet, "smooth move exlax"
April 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
exlax brownies
nuff said
June 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Well exlax up. Musk ain't cutting it.
February 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
just saw it called “exlax press”
May 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Smooth move, exlax.
December 8, 2024 at 8:12 AM
A breathtaking omen for the Magamaniac movement powered by Metamucil and ExLax.
April 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I drink a bottle of Exlax so I'll start the new year with no old shit.
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM