F**king propaganda machine and F**k Jesse!
October 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
F**king propaganda machine and F**k Jesse!
Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly
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April 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly
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Confidential to the folks who think "Golden Age" SF/F writers would be sad about current SF/F writers' lack of excitement over "AI": Why would you think the generation of writers who founded SFWA to defend the rights of working SF/F writers would somehow be cool with the plagiarism machine?
May 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Confidential to the folks who think "Golden Age" SF/F writers would be sad about current SF/F writers' lack of excitement over "AI": Why would you think the generation of writers who founded SFWA to defend the rights of working SF/F writers would somehow be cool with the plagiarism machine?
I’m really excited the calling A.I. “the bullshit machine” is catching on.
F-ing spot on.
F-ing spot on.
this is embarrassing and these answers are all easily available, you're just ignoring them to help rich assholes overhype their energy-sucking bullshit machine
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
April 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m really excited the calling A.I. “the bullshit machine” is catching on.
F-ing spot on.
F-ing spot on.
HORROR GAME VENDING MACHINES ARE MY LIFEBLOOD
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
HORROR GAME VENDING MACHINES ARE MY LIFEBLOOD
Lucien on the f*ck machine is (k)not to be missed 😜
October 23, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Lucien on the f*ck machine is (k)not to be missed 😜
this machine unalives f*scists
September 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
this machine unalives f*scists
April 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
GEORGE MICHAEL SPORTS MACHINE MENTIONED www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QcV...
George F Wills Sports Machine - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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September 22, 2026 at 2:44 PM
GEORGE MICHAEL SPORTS MACHINE MENTIONED www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QcV...
Before being strapped to the f-machine, Alpha @puptroy.bsky.social wanted to first use my other hole
And Alpha used his gimp well
By the time he was done, I was just a rubbery drooling mess
⚙️: Hood by @feturax.bsky.social
And Alpha used his gimp well
By the time he was done, I was just a rubbery drooling mess
⚙️: Hood by @feturax.bsky.social
October 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Before being strapped to the f-machine, Alpha @puptroy.bsky.social wanted to first use my other hole
And Alpha used his gimp well
By the time he was done, I was just a rubbery drooling mess
⚙️: Hood by @feturax.bsky.social
And Alpha used his gimp well
By the time he was done, I was just a rubbery drooling mess
⚙️: Hood by @feturax.bsky.social
As the electricity increased, so did the f-machine. It was a long and slow build.
😈: @puptroy.bsky.social
😈: @puptroy.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As the electricity increased, so did the f-machine. It was a long and slow build.
😈: @puptroy.bsky.social
😈: @puptroy.bsky.social
F-Zero GX "feat. the series' first machine customization" NO F-ZERO X EXPANSION KIT DID IT FIRST
April 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
F-Zero GX "feat. the series' first machine customization" NO F-ZERO X EXPANSION KIT DID IT FIRST
ROGAN: “Trump is saying they stole the f*ckin’ election. And I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some really good evidence — 4 years later, no one has an answer... and now a Republican bought the Dominion voting machine company.”
Joe is finally starting to get it.
Joe is finally starting to get it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
ROGAN: “Trump is saying they stole the f*ckin’ election. And I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some really good evidence — 4 years later, no one has an answer... and now a Republican bought the Dominion voting machine company.”
Joe is finally starting to get it.
Joe is finally starting to get it.
I guess The Chaos Machine
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March 29, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I guess The Chaos Machine
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a small comic about my job
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
a small comic about my job
Which c*ck is jealous? 😙😙
The f*ck machine can f*ck me but you can’t 🤪
The f*ck machine can f*ck me but you can’t 🤪
September 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Which c*ck is jealous? 😙😙
The f*ck machine can f*ck me but you can’t 🤪
The f*ck machine can f*ck me but you can’t 🤪
the biggest problem, for me, with the editor of the NYT cranking the bad take machine up to 11 is that every time ross douthat writes something, my husband reminds me that william f buckley took a young ross douthat skinny dipping.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the biggest problem, for me, with the editor of the NYT cranking the bad take machine up to 11 is that every time ross douthat writes something, my husband reminds me that william f buckley took a young ross douthat skinny dipping.
*shaking the Carvana vending machine, getting brained when a Ford F-150 lands directly on my forehead*
June 11, 2024 at 12:27 AM
*shaking the Carvana vending machine, getting brained when a Ford F-150 lands directly on my forehead*
It was really bold of Nintendo to make a machine solely for playing F-Zero GX portably but good on them.
June 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It was really bold of Nintendo to make a machine solely for playing F-Zero GX portably but good on them.
September 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Very tempted to get the Japanese F-35 from the vending machine at Haneda airport.
March 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Very tempted to get the Japanese F-35 from the vending machine at Haneda airport.