catgirls with fat asses will bend over and bait you into diving facefirst into them
November 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
catgirls with fat asses will bend over and bait you into diving facefirst into them
Why's Luigi's 3-d printed 9mm not in that list?
That's as Idaho as potatoes and Evel Knievel launching himself into the Snake River Canyon facefirst.
Weird.
That's as Idaho as potatoes and Evel Knievel launching himself into the Snake River Canyon facefirst.
Weird.
November 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Why's Luigi's 3-d printed 9mm not in that list?
That's as Idaho as potatoes and Evel Knievel launching himself into the Snake River Canyon facefirst.
Weird.
That's as Idaho as potatoes and Evel Knievel launching himself into the Snake River Canyon facefirst.
Weird.
Oh, yeah, sorry, I saw it as you bringing up the very natural urge to believe that you'll fight for the things that you believe in until the moment you're slammed facefirst against the wall.
Sorry for misunderstanding.
Sorry for misunderstanding.
November 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Oh, yeah, sorry, I saw it as you bringing up the very natural urge to believe that you'll fight for the things that you believe in until the moment you're slammed facefirst against the wall.
Sorry for misunderstanding.
Sorry for misunderstanding.
i ran facefirst into a tree and now im stuck here forever with these idiots (affectionate)
November 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i ran facefirst into a tree and now im stuck here forever with these idiots (affectionate)
then there was that bit where Banner fell facefirst into her boobs during the party shootout
November 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
then there was that bit where Banner fell facefirst into her boobs during the party shootout
Advancing Retail Security: Gatekeeper Systems Unveils Next-Gen FaceFirst to Combat Violence and Loss#USA#Foothill_Ranch#Gatekeeper#Retail_Security#FaceFirst
Advancing Retail Security: Gatekeeper Systems Unveils Next-Gen FaceFirst to Combat Violence and Loss
Gatekeeper Systems has launched an innovative update to FaceFirst, enhancing security through quicker performance and advanced features aimed to prevent retail violence and losses.
third-news.com
October 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Advancing Retail Security: Gatekeeper Systems Unveils Next-Gen FaceFirst to Combat Violence and Loss#USA#Foothill_Ranch#Gatekeeper#Retail_Security#FaceFirst
Oh I binged half a season of that in one sitting,
Time to flop facefirst in bed and explode
Time to flop facefirst in bed and explode
October 27, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Oh I binged half a season of that in one sitting,
Time to flop facefirst in bed and explode
Time to flop facefirst in bed and explode
:...sweating a river for the last hour an a half and wearing rubber gloves...
:.is this what it feels like when your latex outfit fills with a puddle of sweat?
:....
:.pawesome
:*overheats and collapses facefirst*
:.is this what it feels like when your latex outfit fills with a puddle of sweat?
:....
:.pawesome
:*overheats and collapses facefirst*
October 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
:...sweating a river for the last hour an a half and wearing rubber gloves...
:.is this what it feels like when your latex outfit fills with a puddle of sweat?
:....
:.pawesome
:*overheats and collapses facefirst*
:.is this what it feels like when your latex outfit fills with a puddle of sweat?
:....
:.pawesome
:*overheats and collapses facefirst*
Fell asleep facefirst on his desk-.
October 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Fell asleep facefirst on his desk-.
He gave me everything with his mouth. I gave the neighbors something to hear.
#nsfwsky #nsfwbsky #blueskynsfw #pussyeating #facefirst #realcouple #oralfixation #toecurling #wildsweetlove #manass #feet
#nsfwsky #nsfwbsky #blueskynsfw #pussyeating #facefirst #realcouple #oralfixation #toecurling #wildsweetlove #manass #feet
October 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
He gave me everything with his mouth. I gave the neighbors something to hear.
#nsfwsky #nsfwbsky #blueskynsfw #pussyeating #facefirst #realcouple #oralfixation #toecurling #wildsweetlove #manass #feet
#nsfwsky #nsfwbsky #blueskynsfw #pussyeating #facefirst #realcouple #oralfixation #toecurling #wildsweetlove #manass #feet
bluesky devs and trust&safety team diving facefirst onto rakes with the "profile links" feature
October 23, 2026 at 4:35 PM
bluesky devs and trust&safety team diving facefirst onto rakes with the "profile links" feature
"OH WORD?! FUCK DA RULES!"
Cracking open another can of energy drink, maybe that TWO, down the hatch! Two cans at once, and now he's locked the fuck in. As he boarded his gear, well, let's just say he ate shit, facefirst on concrete, and his gear?? Sped into a wall and crashed into a store.
Cracking open another can of energy drink, maybe that TWO, down the hatch! Two cans at once, and now he's locked the fuck in. As he boarded his gear, well, let's just say he ate shit, facefirst on concrete, and his gear?? Sped into a wall and crashed into a store.
sally, attempting to keep her composure, had to turn away and chuckle to herself before facing the albatross, watching the liquid spill across the pavement.
"it's not really illegal to drink an energy drink while driving, storm. unless it has an alcohol content or you're distracted driving."
"it's not really illegal to drink an energy drink while driving, storm. unless it has an alcohol content or you're distracted driving."
"I'm gonna show 'em I can drink and drive, Princess," a pause, double taking on who he saw. Sally Acorn?! Immediately chucking the can of energy drink to the side, its contents spilling on pavement just behind the albatross. "My bad, your majesty!"
October 25, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"OH WORD?! FUCK DA RULES!"
Cracking open another can of energy drink, maybe that TWO, down the hatch! Two cans at once, and now he's locked the fuck in. As he boarded his gear, well, let's just say he ate shit, facefirst on concrete, and his gear?? Sped into a wall and crashed into a store.
Cracking open another can of energy drink, maybe that TWO, down the hatch! Two cans at once, and now he's locked the fuck in. As he boarded his gear, well, let's just say he ate shit, facefirst on concrete, and his gear?? Sped into a wall and crashed into a store.
flops facefirst onto you
October 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
flops facefirst onto you
facefirst into “c’s get degrees” is no longer just abstract advice. genuinely concerned that a c might be optimistic. realistically I could spend >40 hrs/wk on this class and still be struggling, and… I cannot spend even 20 hrs/wk on it. doesn’t feel great.
October 23, 2026 at 6:19 AM
facefirst into “c’s get degrees” is no longer just abstract advice. genuinely concerned that a c might be optimistic. realistically I could spend >40 hrs/wk on this class and still be struggling, and… I cannot spend even 20 hrs/wk on it. doesn’t feel great.
My cat being relatable
October 19, 2026 at 10:23 PM
My cat being relatable
Facefirst, in front of a live audience. 🤣
October 18, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Facefirst, in front of a live audience. 🤣
*falls facefirst into bed*
October 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
*falls facefirst into bed*
Why not post about that then? Find communities around things you actually enjoy and make you happy instead of running facefirst into arguments with people who will never agree with you. Even if I personally think them doing so is entirely justified, that can't be productive, much less enjoyable?
October 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Why not post about that then? Find communities around things you actually enjoy and make you happy instead of running facefirst into arguments with people who will never agree with you. Even if I personally think them doing so is entirely justified, that can't be productive, much less enjoyable?
"Wanna know how I got this scar? That's right, ran facefirst into a badminton net."
October 17, 2026 at 11:55 AM
"Wanna know how I got this scar? That's right, ran facefirst into a badminton net."
when the barrier for entry and copy protection are completely removed? How tf is there supposed to be oversight when all the talent has been pushed out by AI?
We're headed facefirst full steam ahead into the 1983 crash. Complete lack of quality control and crazy expectations erodes consumer trust.
We're headed facefirst full steam ahead into the 1983 crash. Complete lack of quality control and crazy expectations erodes consumer trust.
October 18, 2026 at 5:46 AM
when the barrier for entry and copy protection are completely removed? How tf is there supposed to be oversight when all the talent has been pushed out by AI?
We're headed facefirst full steam ahead into the 1983 crash. Complete lack of quality control and crazy expectations erodes consumer trust.
We're headed facefirst full steam ahead into the 1983 crash. Complete lack of quality control and crazy expectations erodes consumer trust.
otgw concert was... peak... [crumples to the floor facefirst, no longer equipped to be out past midnight at his advanced age]
October 16, 2026 at 8:30 AM
otgw concert was... peak... [crumples to the floor facefirst, no longer equipped to be out past midnight at his advanced age]
don’t mind if I do!!!! falls facefirst
October 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
don’t mind if I do!!!! falls facefirst
I don't remember not knowing? I was an exceptionally silly kid in a family where that stuck out. Not necessarily in a bad way, either. My dad and my pops (maternal grandpa) both encouraged how silly I was. It didn't become a problem until I ran facefirst into public school.
QUESTION OF THE DAY:
This sounds like a joke question, but it isn’t.
If it doesn’t apply to you, fine. But it’s a serious question with different levels of meaning. And I am genuinely curious.
When did you first realize you were weird?
This sounds like a joke question, but it isn’t.
If it doesn’t apply to you, fine. But it’s a serious question with different levels of meaning. And I am genuinely curious.
When did you first realize you were weird?
October 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I don't remember not knowing? I was an exceptionally silly kid in a family where that stuck out. Not necessarily in a bad way, either. My dad and my pops (maternal grandpa) both encouraged how silly I was. It didn't become a problem until I ran facefirst into public school.
that cartoony-ass splat sound when they just fall facefirst onto the ground
absolute cinema
absolute cinema
October 12, 2026 at 3:46 PM
that cartoony-ass splat sound when they just fall facefirst onto the ground
absolute cinema
absolute cinema