Spending more money than anyone ever has and he made Ted Cruz the only republican in Texas, truly an example of how no one fails on the stupid scale Elon fails
November 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Spending more money than anyone ever has and he made Ted Cruz the only republican in Texas, truly an example of how no one fails on the stupid scale Elon fails
"Joined Nov '24" never fucking fails
November 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
"Joined Nov '24" never fucking fails
Miami's attempt at laterals on the final play fails, Notre Dame wins
November 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Miami's attempt at laterals on the final play fails, Notre Dame wins
when someone fails the moment so consistently it makes you wonder what's up
November 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
when someone fails the moment so consistently it makes you wonder what's up
THE GERRYMANDERS ARE FALLING!!!!!! SECOND FLORIDA GERRYMANDER FAILS!
November 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
THE GERRYMANDERS ARE FALLING!!!!!! SECOND FLORIDA GERRYMANDER FAILS!
BBC should counter-sue him for defamation if he fails to comply.
November 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
BBC should counter-sue him for defamation if he fails to comply.
the view we get when we're holding her up to put her hock socks on never fails to make me laugh 😭
November 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
the view we get when we're holding her up to put her hock socks on never fails to make me laugh 😭
Andy Weir really feels like someone who fails upwards.
What a beautiful example of how fucking stupid “it doesn’t advance the plot” is as a concept. The point of story is not to absorb all plot efficiently. The point of all of it -plot, character, visuals, backstory, dialogue - IS TO MAKE YOU FEEL THINGS.
November 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Andy Weir really feels like someone who fails upwards.
Blusky fails to realize that just bc were on here doesnt mean we like them
November 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Blusky fails to realize that just bc were on here doesnt mean we like them
Probably one of the biggest vetting fails in American political history
November 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Probably one of the biggest vetting fails in American political history
Also! You gotta let voters know when you're trying shit that fails or gets vetoed etc too! 1 in 5 Americans thought Biden ended Roe! If you try to impeach RFK/Hegseth/Vought etc and it fails you gotta let voters know! "We tried to get this bitch gone but these 5 R Senators saved him"
And for God’s sake: follow Mamdani’s lead and have someone with charisma who seems normal (Ossoff? AOC?) go on Instagram and TikTok and explain how every passed policy will improve people’s lives.
Passing good legislation isn’t enough. You have to EXPLAIN VERY CLEARLY WHAT IT DOES
Passing good legislation isn’t enough. You have to EXPLAIN VERY CLEARLY WHAT IT DOES
1. nuke the electoral college so every American’s vote counts equally
2. Ban Congress people, White House admin from trading stocks
3. Non-partisan redistricting. End all gerrymandering
5. Automatic voter registration for all U.S. citizens, who will then be sent mail ballots.
2. Ban Congress people, White House admin from trading stocks
3. Non-partisan redistricting. End all gerrymandering
5. Automatic voter registration for all U.S. citizens, who will then be sent mail ballots.
November 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Also! You gotta let voters know when you're trying shit that fails or gets vetoed etc too! 1 in 5 Americans thought Biden ended Roe! If you try to impeach RFK/Hegseth/Vought etc and it fails you gotta let voters know! "We tried to get this bitch gone but these 5 R Senators saved him"
guardian is responsible for the rise of julie bindel, hadley freeman, suzanne moore, sonia sodha.
also seriously dog pfp never fails.
also seriously dog pfp never fails.
This is obviously total bullshit - the man was already famous and the guardian are mostly starstruck libs, for starters. On the other hand fuck the Guardian, they’ve been overjoyed to hurl massively worse shit than this at others on considerably less justification. Too bad, now.
November 7, 2026 at 12:08 PM
guardian is responsible for the rise of julie bindel, hadley freeman, suzanne moore, sonia sodha.
also seriously dog pfp never fails.
also seriously dog pfp never fails.
Been here 50 years and, yep, it never fails.
November 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Been here 50 years and, yep, it never fails.
Never fails.
I am never not amused by the cycle of "this new Zelda game's art style looks terrible," then they actually play it and it becomes "actually this art style rules." Been hearing that tune for twenty-four years now.
November 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Never fails.
Republican… DUMB!
GOP… STUPID!
Never fails to be right!
GOP… STUPID!
Never fails to be right!
November 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Republican… DUMB!
GOP… STUPID!
Never fails to be right!
GOP… STUPID!
Never fails to be right!
Elizabeth May: "This budget does not meet the moment. It fails on many fronts. But to the topic of deficits, it fails to address the fiscal deficit, it fails to address the ecological deficit. I'm not sure which offence is worse."
November 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Elizabeth May: "This budget does not meet the moment. It fails on many fronts. But to the topic of deficits, it fails to address the fiscal deficit, it fails to address the ecological deficit. I'm not sure which offence is worse."
“Once you’ve gone scales, all else fails.”
…I’ll see myself out.
…I’ll see myself out.
November 6, 2026 at 8:06 AM
“Once you’ve gone scales, all else fails.”
…I’ll see myself out.
…I’ll see myself out.
Avery tries her best to run from being sucked up by the wolf, but fails.
November 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Avery tries her best to run from being sucked up by the wolf, but fails.
FYI, Trumpy really is a massive failure, his entire putrid life. This is the short list, Everything he touches fails.
November 7, 2026 at 2:37 PM
FYI, Trumpy really is a massive failure, his entire putrid life. This is the short list, Everything he touches fails.
dog pfp never fails.
apparently i elected trump.
apparently i elected trump.
November 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
dog pfp never fails.
apparently i elected trump.
apparently i elected trump.
November 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
More good news!
November 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
More good news!
The ability of people to shoot themselves in the foot never fails to astound me.
Florida passed Amendment 3 to expand homestead property tax exemption that will slash as much as 30% of local gov tax revenue with absolutely no plan to make up those losses for necessary public services. The target was Tallahassee control of blue govs but small rural towns take biggest hit.
November 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The ability of people to shoot themselves in the foot never fails to astound me.