Actually it’s just me going on and on about my fantasy league draft as the trapped players have to nod politely.
I like to imagine at the end of Jeopardy when everyone stands in a half circle and talks that all three contestants and Ken Jennings are talking about being on Bluesky, and honestly it’s for the best that their mics are cut and the camera pulls away
March 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Actually it’s just me going on and on about my fantasy league draft as the trapped players have to nod politely.
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
It’s really funny that Hegseth’s little
GI Joe fantasy league speech was met with… silence.
GI Joe fantasy league speech was met with… silence.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s really funny that Hegseth’s little
GI Joe fantasy league speech was met with… silence.
GI Joe fantasy league speech was met with… silence.
Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life https://theonion.com/rest-of-fantasy-league-losing-patience-with-player-who-has-other-things-going-on-in-his-life/
August 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life https://theonion.com/rest-of-fantasy-league-losing-patience-with-player-who-has-other-things-going-on-in-his-life/
loser of our fantasy baseball league has to watch "Digger" in theaters
October 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
loser of our fantasy baseball league has to watch "Digger" in theaters
When you throw yourself a fantasy league championship parade
June 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When you throw yourself a fantasy league championship parade
@tolkoto.com I'm still in the fantasy critic league
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to May 2026 www.gameinformer.com/2025/05/02/g...
May 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@tolkoto.com I'm still in the fantasy critic league
Guy who joined ICE as punishment for getting last place in his fantasy football league.
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Guy who joined ICE as punishment for getting last place in his fantasy football league.
Seeing the Melania movie because I finished in last place in my fantasy football league.
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Seeing the Melania movie because I finished in last place in my fantasy football league.
and you think YOUR fantasy football league has a tough punishment for the team that finishes in last place
September 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
and you think YOUR fantasy football league has a tough punishment for the team that finishes in last place
Go ahead, Noel. Tell Crystal how you need a special ***** because you fucked up a fantasy league harder than anyone has ever fucked up a fantasy league. We're all ears.
October 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Go ahead, Noel. Tell Crystal how you need a special ***** because you fucked up a fantasy league harder than anyone has ever fucked up a fantasy league. We're all ears.
Half my fantasy football league has canceled their Disney+ accounts. Feels like this one has gone mainstream pretty noticeably
currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter
September 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Half my fantasy football league has canceled their Disney+ accounts. Feels like this one has gone mainstream pretty noticeably
The important thing is, this threatens my commanding lead in the fantasy league
Taylor Swift Announces New Album, ‘The Life of a Showgirl’
Taylor Swift Announces New Album, ‘The Life of a Showgirl’
Taylor Swift's mysterious countdown timer has come to an end, with the pop icon officially announcing her new album, 'The Life of a Showgirl.'
bit.ly
August 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The important thing is, this threatens my commanding lead in the fantasy league
C-SPAN is replaying historical Lindsey Graham speeches all day today in case someone you know finished last in their fantasy football league and still needs to be punished for it
July 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
C-SPAN is replaying historical Lindsey Graham speeches all day today in case someone you know finished last in their fantasy football league and still needs to be punished for it
Fantasy Poster’s League
September 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Fantasy Poster’s League
My friend just announced his divorce in an email thread for our fantasy basketball league so I guess fall really IS here.
September 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
My friend just announced his divorce in an email thread for our fantasy basketball league so I guess fall really IS here.
Trumpists will be giving the ICE murderer awards and recognitions and honors. That’s because (1) killing someone who thinks differently than they do is their fantasy (2) most of them are too spineless to do it but (3) by praising the murderer they can murder in a fantasy-league way
January 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Trumpists will be giving the ICE murderer awards and recognitions and honors. That’s because (1) killing someone who thinks differently than they do is their fantasy (2) most of them are too spineless to do it but (3) by praising the murderer they can murder in a fantasy-league way
devastated to announce i am no longer undefeated in the all queer secret hollywood fantasy football league
October 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
devastated to announce i am no longer undefeated in the all queer secret hollywood fantasy football league
Drafting Dick Suck in my fantasy Baseball league.
June 29, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Drafting Dick Suck in my fantasy Baseball league.
Sup bro — join my fantasy league?
March 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sup bro — join my fantasy league?
The perfect punishment for the last-place finisher in your fantasy football league this season just dropped.
ESPN star Pat McAfee announced the release date for his debut musical album "The Diary Of A Polarizing Figure"
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awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat-mca...
Pat McAfee announces release date for debut album 'The Diary Of A Polarizing Figure'
ESPN star Pat McAfee announced the release date for his debut musical album "The Diary Of A Polarizing Figure" on Wednesday.
awfulannouncing.com
July 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The perfect punishment for the last-place finisher in your fantasy football league this season just dropped.
making trades in my fantasy congress league
Keith Self for Byron Donalds.
January 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
making trades in my fantasy congress league
Send this to someone in your office fantasy league.
October 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Send this to someone in your office fantasy league.
Interning for Matt yglesias sounds like the punishment for ending up in last place in your fantasy football league
September 29, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Interning for Matt yglesias sounds like the punishment for ending up in last place in your fantasy football league
Hello! I've opened up the Gunnerblog Fantasy League once more.
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Official Fantasy Premier League 2026/27. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.
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August 17, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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