FDIC insured
The caucus has to pay their weekly dues to the Kabas Bank of Bitch Bucks
July 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
FDIC insured
IF IT AIN’T FDIC INSURED, DON’T MAKE IT YOUR PRIMARY BANK
THE FDIC EXISTS TO PROTECT CUSTOMERS FROM BANKS GOING UNDER.
PRIOR TO THE FDIC, IF A BANK WENT UNDER, YOUR MONEY WENT WITH IT.
THE FDIC EXISTS TO PROTECT CUSTOMERS FROM BANKS GOING UNDER.
PRIOR TO THE FDIC, IF A BANK WENT UNDER, YOUR MONEY WENT WITH IT.
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June 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
IF IT AIN’T FDIC INSURED, DON’T MAKE IT YOUR PRIMARY BANK
THE FDIC EXISTS TO PROTECT CUSTOMERS FROM BANKS GOING UNDER.
PRIOR TO THE FDIC, IF A BANK WENT UNDER, YOUR MONEY WENT WITH IT.
THE FDIC EXISTS TO PROTECT CUSTOMERS FROM BANKS GOING UNDER.
PRIOR TO THE FDIC, IF A BANK WENT UNDER, YOUR MONEY WENT WITH IT.
my lips? juicy
my ass? fat
my pussy? FDIC-insured
my ass? fat
my pussy? FDIC-insured
October 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM
my lips? juicy
my ass? fat
my pussy? FDIC-insured
my ass? fat
my pussy? FDIC-insured
ME: are you guys FDIC insured?
RECEPTIONIST: sir, this is a sperm bank
RECEPTIONIST: sir, this is a sperm bank
November 25, 2024 at 10:12 PM
ME: are you guys FDIC insured?
RECEPTIONIST: sir, this is a sperm bank
RECEPTIONIST: sir, this is a sperm bank
if my woims aren’t FDIC insured i don’t want em
December 6, 2023 at 11:16 PM
if my woims aren’t FDIC insured i don’t want em
this is having the opposite intended effect
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 AM
this is having the opposite intended effect
Crypto is not FDIC insured.
March 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Crypto is not FDIC insured.
I appreciate my banks reminding me that they’re FDIC insured, but every time I read that something is “backed by the full faith and credit of the United States” these days, I have to laugh so I won’t cry
April 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I appreciate my banks reminding me that they’re FDIC insured, but every time I read that something is “backed by the full faith and credit of the United States” these days, I have to laugh so I won’t cry
I don’t think crypto gambling is fdic insured
March 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don’t think crypto gambling is fdic insured
do you enjoy knowing that when you deposit money in a US bank, you won't lose that money? nice, right?
it's because bank deposits are insured by FDIC.
i don't know what FDIC ever did to these people, but apparently it too is now on their blow-it-up list:
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
it's because bank deposits are insured by FDIC.
i don't know what FDIC ever did to these people, but apparently it too is now on their blow-it-up list:
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Banking regulator rescinds more than 200 job offers for examiners it needs
A government-wide hiring freeze is adding to a staffing shortage at the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., complicating the agency’s efforts to oversee thousands of banks across the country.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
do you enjoy knowing that when you deposit money in a US bank, you won't lose that money? nice, right?
it's because bank deposits are insured by FDIC.
i don't know what FDIC ever did to these people, but apparently it too is now on their blow-it-up list:
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
it's because bank deposits are insured by FDIC.
i don't know what FDIC ever did to these people, but apparently it too is now on their blow-it-up list:
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
don’t store your money in PayPal. put it in your traditional bank or something fdic insured. there’s no methods to reclaim your money if PayPal decides to close your account unlike any other bank
July 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
don’t store your money in PayPal. put it in your traditional bank or something fdic insured. there’s no methods to reclaim your money if PayPal decides to close your account unlike any other bank
FDIC insured… this is hilarious
June 14, 2024 at 5:54 PM
FDIC insured… this is hilarious
FDIC INSURED would be a good lower back tattoo
November 24, 2024 at 6:03 AM
FDIC INSURED would be a good lower back tattoo
Do not keep a lot of money in PayPal or Venmo bc they are not FDIC insured!!!!!!!!!!
March 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do not keep a lot of money in PayPal or Venmo bc they are not FDIC insured!!!!!!!!!!
not FDIC insured, but it’s not fiat ™️
November 23, 2024 at 4:25 AM
not FDIC insured, but it’s not fiat ™️
I’m not that worried about the economy because all my money is FDIC insured
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I’m not that worried about the economy because all my money is FDIC insured
just pay people to get vaccinated
deny antivaxers/legal guardians of unvaccinated children various modern amenities like air travel, fdic insured banking, federal tax rebates etc
deny antivaxers/legal guardians of unvaccinated children various modern amenities like air travel, fdic insured banking, federal tax rebates etc
is this number too low? yes
is it barely lower than the number of people who know that the earth goes around the sun every year? also yes
a lot of people just don't know shit, is the thing
is it barely lower than the number of people who know that the earth goes around the sun every year? also yes
a lot of people just don't know shit, is the thing
New study on scientific understanding in the US:
Vaccines have mostly been a benefit to human health
69% Agree
20% Unsure
11% Disagree
Vaccines have mostly been a benefit to human health
69% Agree
20% Unsure
11% Disagree
August 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
just pay people to get vaccinated
deny antivaxers/legal guardians of unvaccinated children various modern amenities like air travel, fdic insured banking, federal tax rebates etc
deny antivaxers/legal guardians of unvaccinated children various modern amenities like air travel, fdic insured banking, federal tax rebates etc
To continue this thread, note this WSJ piece from December that says Trump may abolish FDIC and instead have deposits insured by…the Treasury Dept. Meaning if there’s a run on the banks and you want your funds covered, you’ll need to go through Elon www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
Exclusive | Trump Advisers Seek to Shrink or Eliminate Bank Regulators
The advisers have asked potential nominees whether Trump could abolish the FDIC.
www.wsj.com
February 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
To continue this thread, note this WSJ piece from December that says Trump may abolish FDIC and instead have deposits insured by…the Treasury Dept. Meaning if there’s a run on the banks and you want your funds covered, you’ll need to go through Elon www.wsj.com/finance/regu...
So my deposits aren't FDIC insured anymore?
June 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
So my deposits aren't FDIC insured anymore?
is the monopoly man FDIC insured or is it like a mob financing thing
August 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
is the monopoly man FDIC insured or is it like a mob financing thing
It's def not FDIC-insured
April 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's def not FDIC-insured
Sounds like more of you need to walk tuah bank and deposit your money in an FDIC-insured account.
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December 5, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Sounds like more of you need to walk tuah bank and deposit your money in an FDIC-insured account.
Our nonprofit went through the Silicon Valley Bank collapse. FDIC sweep accounts ensured our federal grant money was insured. The existence of the FDIC is really fucking necessary for all kinds of reasons rich ppl don’t think of.
February 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Our nonprofit went through the Silicon Valley Bank collapse. FDIC sweep accounts ensured our federal grant money was insured. The existence of the FDIC is really fucking necessary for all kinds of reasons rich ppl don’t think of.
Paypal would like you to open a savings account at a 4.3% interest rate.
....PayPal is not FDIC insured. 🙃
....PayPal is not FDIC insured. 🙃
October 8, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Paypal would like you to open a savings account at a 4.3% interest rate.
....PayPal is not FDIC insured. 🙃
....PayPal is not FDIC insured. 🙃
Just a reminder that banks are FDIC insured. This isn’t
As in it was your money. Now it’s your ex-money.
X Money is launching in the US starting today
July 27, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Just a reminder that banks are FDIC insured. This isn’t