#federline
What the fuck are you talking about?
August 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It's much like my main man, Kevin Federline, used to say: Popozão.
June 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
*quietly deletes Kevin Federline gif*
January 22, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Seventeen more days until Britney Spears gets to stop paying Kevin Federline child support forever.
August 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
i have trouble remembering birthdays, sometimes even names, but i remember kevin federline releasing a song called “popo zao”
October 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
the kevin federline extended universe
March 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Sat with my back to Kevin Federline at a Thai restaurant on the Lower East Side; my husband said “I think that’s Kevin Federline behind you” and I said “okay”
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Kevin Federline with hands
Travis Kelce has weighed in on President Donald Trump attending this year’s Super Bowl.

During a press conference on Wednesday (February 5) ahead of the big game on Sunday, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end told reporters that he considered Trump’s appearance to be “a great honor.”
Travis Kelce says it's a 'great honor' that Trump is attending the Super Bowl
The Super Bowl takes place on Sunday, February 9
www.independent.co.uk
February 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
kevin federline looks great
March 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Great Grandpa Kevin Federline
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Today marks the end of Britney Spears' child support payments to her ex Kevin Federline.
November 16, 2024 at 8:14 AM
"PopoZão - can we say that? Can we? - they're saying it means "bring your ass," they want it on the floor and much too fast, they're very unhappy with Mr. Federline"
It’s so funny that if Elon kept his mouth shut and wrote checks like the Adelsons, Trump would give him whatever he wanted like any other grifter, but because he’s like this we’re heading for the most obvious divorce since Britney and K-Fed bsky.app/profile/your...
Netanyahu: “You can’t be president of the US last time I checked, but assume you are.”

Elon Musk, interjected: “Not officially.”

Netanyahu responded: “Not officially. OK, so you’re the unofficial president.”
December 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Here you go
October 21, 2023 at 12:59 PM
faltam 3 dias para que o Kevin Federline perca toda a pensão alimentícia paga por Britney Spears
September 9, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Died at @edzitron.com and colleagues describing Zuck as looking like Kevin Federline
January 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Faltam 9 dias para que o Kevin Federline perca toda a pensão alimentícia paga por Britney Spears
September 3, 2024 at 2:00 AM
John Cena was PINNED by Kevin Federline on WWE Raw in 2007.
November 22, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I was trying to give trade at underwear queen and Natasha said I was giving Kevin Federline 😭🤣🥵🥵
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
in the words of the great poet Kevin Federline, "y'all ain't ready."
July 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Larry Ellison placing Bari Weiss in charge of CBS News and Weiss firing Scott Pelley from 60 Minutes is like DJ Khaled placing Kevin Federline in charge of Nashville and Federline firing Dolly Parton from the Grand Ole Opry.
I’m pretty sure he knew this might happen.

That’s a journalist who did the right thing rather than toe the line for a paycheck.

Bravo to Mr. Pelley!
STATUS SCOOP: Scott Pelley has been terminated from CBS News. More in @status.news shortly. Subscribe here: status.news/subscribe
June 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Every time a famously stupid person comes out against The Transgender, we become stronger. First, Malcolm Gladwell -- then Kevin Federline -- then, THE WORLD
September 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We shouldn’t have given Kevin federline his own country
January 27, 2026 at 1:04 PM
it's so funny watching the media launder Zuckerberg's reputation again, all he has to do is give a few goofy softball interviews to The Verge and Bloomberg and dress like Kevin Federline while saying "AI is the next revolution" and the media is like "wow. a whole new zuck. incredible..."
October 4, 2024 at 5:52 PM
John Fetterman is the only guy who gets his name misspoken as Federline followed up with an apology to Britney's ex for the confusion.
Get in losers, we’re lighting John Fetterman the fuck up with enough jokes today that his Paid Literate will be forced to read them to him
March 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Patel is at a tremendous disadvantage here, being a physically repulsive oleaginous freak whose previous forays into self-promotion had the absurd faux-gangster aesthetics of a Kevin Federline rap album. But then, somehow, incredibly, he was made FBI director. He’s got to milk it for all it’s worth.
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM